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“Satan is in Libraries” Well if he can provide photo ID with his current address then he is entitled to sign up for a library card. We also have other ways he can sign up if he is currently without identification
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Frank
@frankhopper.bsky.social
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“I’m entitled to 666 books.”
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Alex
@theunorthodox.bsky.social
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As if libraries were not already cool enough
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Bookshop Leslie
@bookshopleslie.bsky.social
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j°murph
@sailthemoceans.bsky.social
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Literacy is for everyone.
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Constance Lee Menefee
@conniemenefee.bsky.social
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Libraries are vital!
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Ed Sperr
@edsperr.bsky.social
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"Hey, who's this guy who keeps filing challenges to Paradise Lost with complaints about 'disparaging language'?"
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@lucykemnitzer.bsky.social
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In my town, there's even a system for homeless people! You just have to get your mail someplace like the post office or the homeless services center.
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Andrew Glasgow
@lordoflemmings.bsky.social
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This feels like the premise for a comedy sketch.
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Brian Smith
@ambientrelish.bsky.social
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Satan is in libraries but goes by the alias Dewey Decimal Classification
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God-Emperor Tsunami 💙 #FBPE #BLM #GTTO
@tsunami65.bsky.social
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And there was me thinking that he ran Fox "News"... Actually, he'd be pretty insulted.
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Matt Weber
@mattweber.bsky.social
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Oh dang, I finally know what to call the guy furiously posting to conspiracy Facebook groups on the only computer connected to the printer.
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Warren G Harding featuring Nate Dogg
@unknowneric.bsky.social
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Cool, I can ask him about his hockey career.
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Morticia91
@morticia91.bsky.social
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"Satan is in Libraries" -- not if he's in NYC on Juneteenth, he's not. He'll just have to die of heatstroke like everybody else.
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Julie NickieBarba
@1109.bsky.social
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I once brought freshly-signed mortgage docs in as proof of residency in a new town. The librarian cracked up.
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Tom
@stealthisbook.bsky.social
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Getting *material* into libraries, takes something like a positive review on Kirkus and or Publishers Weekly, preferably both. Then also a patron request, in specific with author and title that can't otherwise be supplied through interlibrary loan
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Butt-Chuggin’ S.A.D. light
@thewildtwin.bsky.social
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“can i interest satan in a computer only card? it gets you computer access in all libraries in the county AND $1.00/day in printing!”
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It's ME(Jaime)
@exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social
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Is this a widely-known slogan orrrr?
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Steve Thomas
@circulatingideas.bsky.social
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Mephistopheles, but residents of Hell do not pay property tax in this county, so you will have to pay the non-resident fee in order to get a card."
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Paul
@paullu.bsky.social
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Also, not on the weekends, because they're closed 😡
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Randi Mason
@randimason.bsky.social
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Mind you, his address has to verify he lives or work in the State of New York, but that shouldn’t be too hard to confirm.
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Dr Joanne Williams
@jowilliams.bsky.social
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So long as it's not the Bodleian. No Lucifers or other matches are permitted!
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SkeletalGentleman
@almeric.bsky.social
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We don't even require proof of address anymore.
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uosdwis r dewoh
@thulcandrian.bsky.social
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I bet he racks up the late fees though
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Marley Jay, a Werewolf of Wall Street
@marleywrites.bsky.social
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Do you need to take a hoofprint?
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Samantha (Samanthahalf)
@samanthalf.bsky.social
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I'm afraid Satan will have to either enrol in the University as a student, or become a member of staff in order to make full use of the library. Visitors will require ID and may not use our online resources.
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Rain Dog
@brushwolf.bsky.social
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Oh so THAT’S who keeps checking out all the Charles Delint stuff I was hoping to read? Sheesh.
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la chucha de marsu
@sosprachmarsu.bsky.social
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and it's okay if he uses more branches than one, for he can pick up a book in one library and return it into another. it's a nefarious plan, really, he can even stick around and read NYT for free.
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Gwenda Bond
@gwenda.bsky.social
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CLAPS
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R. A. Izzo
@waxtadpole.bsky.social
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Sacrilege! If Satan lives outside of the community, he can get limited access to library items. But he can't check out DVDs or video games. And DEFINITELY nothing from the library of things collection. Local use only - NO EXCEPTIONS
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Charles King
@cfk1.bsky.social
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He just drops by to use the Chromebooks...
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FrancisDee (like Jesus, only cooler)
@fresiann44.bsky.social
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Hey can I screencap this post and repost it on ig with your name showing? (Or without it showing if u prefer to be anonymous haha)? If you're uncomfortable with it no problem, i won't :)
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Ayo
@darrylayo.bsky.social
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Yeah he has every right to use the computer and send his emails or to sign up for courses to help with his job search
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Tony Corsentino
@notalegalrecord.net
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DAMNING SOULS ISNT HARD IF YOUVE GOT A LIBRARY CARD
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