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Michael Whitney

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Go Bills / live in Philly

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Jonathan M. Katz's avatar Jonathan M. Katz @katzonearth.bsky.social
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Ok I just moved from “unsure” to “dump Biden”

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don't hug me I'm porksweats's avatar don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social
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don't apologize, it's a good dog

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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Yeah this is just straight up ableist

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow's avatar Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
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Just consume one more piece of bad news. A wafer-thin piece of bad news. Go ahead, what could go wrong. It's wafer-thin.

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Dan O’Sullivan's avatar Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social
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we had a holiday yesterday about how we don't have to listen to any of this

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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Do we think the candidate was the human or the ventriloquist doll

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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someone in South Philly is lighting signal flares for 4th

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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Oh so you hate waffles

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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Pleased to report I handed my phone to Nicole to see this while saying "pete made a good skeet"

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Peter Albrecht's avatar Peter Albrecht @petealbrecht.bsky.social
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I have been on the internet way too long.

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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New meaning to dusting my wets

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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You are barking up the wrong tree friend

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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yeah if Bernie is hedging like this for a guy he really personally likes it's joever

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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Love that it has its own page instead of being filed away

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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DMB was cool for precisely one day: August 8, 2004

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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Ticketmaster sending out notice at 5:30pm on July 3 that credit card numbers were compromised in a data breach 6 weeks ago -- you fucks

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actioncookbook's avatar actioncookbook @actioncookbook.bsky.social
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It is 4:29pm on July 3rd; if you are working right now you are either inexplicably the most productive you have ever been OR you have been legally dead for three hours. There is no in between

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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I have good news and bad news

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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what are we even doing

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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“how does this relate to an average person?” being a question that makes neera have to double back is extremely funny ngl

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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being rich cooks your brain into a slurry

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Fiddler 's avatar Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social
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Happy Fourth of July Eve

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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hey man your truck looks like it's having an allergic reaction to a bee sting

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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well at least it's not the leafs I guess

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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I'm sure they'll find a way to somehow make both happen

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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they're 100% going to remake Independence Day soon and it's going to blow

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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the election is 2 days after Dolphins @ Bills baby

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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i can't wait to be mad at the Bills and at the election at the same time

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☀️ Starshine's avatar ☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social
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[type of guy who can’t manage a 20 person discord without it imploding into petty feuds voice]: i am going to lead a revolution of the workers

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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lucy and the football when it comes to the Times and Democratic candidates

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Ed's avatar Ed @notdred.bsky.social
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KHive + Bernie Bros forming the world’s most ominous political Voltron

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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The president gets to take afternoon naps

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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tactical crocs

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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It's not messaging, it's social engineering to separate senior citizens from their social security

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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For me, with a toddler and another on the way, the appeal to leaving is even if Trump doesn't win, guns and health care are so fucked that I feel I owe it to them to go somewhere with a higher baseline, eg not learning to stop bleed outs at age 7

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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ok everyone rise and grind for another normal day of pretending the social order is not being shredded around us 🤣🤣😉😉😁😁😀😀🥹

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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Great let's make Matt's neighborhood the training ground and see how that goes

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Jason O. Gilbert's avatar Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
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MUST WATCH: Sonia Sotomayor reads powerful dissent before President Trump shoots her into space, never to return

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Colin Dickey's avatar Colin Dickey @colindickey.com
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Joe Biden has the potential to do the legalest thing now

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andy™'s avatar andy™ @andylevy.net
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JOHN R: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the idea that the President is not above the law BAYLESS: Absolutely JOHN R: BUT!

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Michael Whitney's avatar Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol
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i cannot wait to buy this flag from you and hang it outside my house

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andy™'s avatar andy™ @andylevy.net
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waiting for the torment box to tell me if i'm ruled by a god emperor

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