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Morgan Lockhart@mizdoomcookie.bsky.social |
Flashbacks to the first date I went on when I was living with the Bay Area where he sent me a lengthy feedback survey via google forms after. It wasn't even personalized because there were questions related to his sexual performance and, reader, we did not.
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Odie
@theodeity.bsky.social
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Oh. You KNOW he internalized that data in the worst way
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Fioko
@fioko.tv
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This is a great example of what I don't want a relationship to be anything like
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@lotarous.bsky.social
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"Living with the Bay Area" is such an emotional call out
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wildmonkeysects™
@wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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Did you at least give spoof answers before ghosting the idiot?
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💀 Christopher Means 💀
@christophermeans.bsky.social
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I feel nauseas just reading that.
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GoodCitizen
@goodcitizen.bsky.social
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goddammit
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Morgan Lockhart
@mizdoomcookie.bsky.social
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For context, this was 2009. He was ahead of his time. A pioneer, truly.
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Shatter Ⓥ 𓅃
@shatter.bsky.social
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This is massive cringe.
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Abbaetha
@abbaetha.bsky.social
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I’m sure he had some kind of “support transparency” career coach and took it to terrible places.
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Mariah McCourt
@monsterteatime.bsky.social
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Good. Grief.
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Kat
@kat86.bsky.social
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Omg
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Arash Mohebbi
@thatoldbear.bsky.social
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good God. I am flabberghasted, all my Ghasts are flabbered.
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Dell Cameron
@dell.bsky.social
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why is there a video game pun in the dek?
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Lars Hansson
@romabysen.bsky.social
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"level up their love". just fucking kill me now.
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luke
@coolhand.bsky.social
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WHAT 😂
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Goldstein the Hon
@goldstein.bsky.social
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Did you fill it out?
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PeterS
@paradiddletriplets.bsky.social
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If SF, what neighborhood? I was a Marina guy.
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outer spec (🔵 Wheatley)
@outerspec.bsky.social
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is this the monogamous version of the agile scrum polycule
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Please don't hawk tuah on my Xandypants
@xandypants.bsky.social
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Ewwwwwwwwwww
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🔴🔴
@themothia.bsky.social
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Yeah but he'd probably order ur favorite pizza toppings at the Annual Household Members Summit.
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Cailín Walsh 🍀
@cailin.dev
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oh noooooo
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Teeg Dougland
@arobertbitter.bsky.social
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Did this person grow up among human beings? Because social skills they have not.
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Nathan L Smith
@nlsmith.com
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These people deserve each other.
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Six canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃
@lids.bsky.social
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My dear lord
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Stationkeeper
@signalthirteen.bsky.social
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Guys. Somehow we have the amazing ability to get so drunk we forget we didn't have sex with someone.
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Ben Green
@bengreen.bsky.social
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Did you fill it out? Was there a space for written answers like "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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Ziggy Fleetwood
@ziggyfleetwood.bsky.social
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I’m just sitting here wanting a normal date.
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christina 死神
@chhopsky.tv
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when i first moved to SF and saw billboard ads for IDEs i thought “wow this place is for people like me” and jesus christ that misconception did not take long to rectify
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Geneviève Routhier 🐾
@genrouthier.bsky.social
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An effective way to cut ties though
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Eternal Cat War
@eternalcatwar.bsky.social
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ewwwwwww
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Anguirus
@anguirus.bsky.social
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Flashbacks?! How long have people been doing this 😭
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Jeff Hamilton
@jeffhamilton.bsky.social
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oh god
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