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Courtney Shannon

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I used to post about maps, GIS, and environmental chemistry, but I don't know if that's actually what I do anymore. Coauthor on a paper on bird population modeling. Probably it will be mostly science and personal photo posts here. Portland, OR


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I wasn’t surprised he was anti-science on that issue because he has been against the science on community water fluoridation too.

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I remember in 2008 Al Gore polled well. Probably because of his global warming work, but hearing that was extremely annoying.

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Every single time he dunked on Musk, it was extremely enjoyable.

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I can’t find the article for it right now, but Trump apparently spent all morning in the residence section sitting in bed watching TV and it was put in his calendar as “executive time.”

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Bill Clinton and Obama were so good at this, we just kind of got used to it.

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The Forestry Building was the world's largest log cabin and was built as a permeant structure. Unfortunately it burned down in a fire in the 1960's, otherwise that was meant to have been around. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_a...

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Also, you know those boaters? Some of them were firing fireworks from their boats. What could go wrong? Absolutely the dumbest thing I've seen in a while.

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That whole ceremony years ago, where they all touched that globe (glowing orb) was so perfectly tailored to the type of stuff Trump loves too.

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People cheered when the fireworks barge showed up, again at the end of the fireworks, and then again when the fire marshal arrived to put out the barge fire. 🇺🇸👏🏼🇺🇸

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I went to see the official Portland fireworks! I went to my usual place, the Hawthorne Bridge. Unfortunately a zillion boat clogged up the Willamette between the bridges so the fireworks barge set up on the south side of the bridge. Then, the barge went on fire. 🇺🇸🎆🎇🔥🇺🇸 #pdx

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I think Jabba’s wealth was supposed to be real. He was the creditor to Han. Whereas everyone else are the creditors to Trump.

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Ah yes, a Meltdown May classic!

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Also a lot of the sauces featured are made by small-time makers and they get a bump in business from the show. It’s nice that people’s passion projects get recognized.

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It’s not even The 4th of July yet and I heard a Back to School ad. Schools just got out a few weeks ago. Chill with that.

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Well, at least the hummingbirds will want it.

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the first, second and third most important news stories this week are about the SCOTUS decision, and every columnist spending their time talking about biden old is telling you what they value. we don’t have to indulge them, though, stop your subs, stop clicking, stop talking about them.

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“Politics would be interesting again.” 🤦🏼‍♀️

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“Politics would be interesting again.” WTF

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Why don’t you have anything about Trump lying? Seems like that should be something this paper should be covering. Or maybe treating all the latest SCOTUS rulings as front-page news?

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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

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Rare clip art of me explaining my maps.

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The night before Election Day 2004, I saw him speak at a Unitarian Church in downtown Colorado Springs. Which was hilariously on-brand. (Don’t worry – I voted for Kerry, not that it mattered in CO at that time.)

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I keep on thinking about how John Roberts messed up nitrogen oxide with nitrous oxide in a ruling on how the courts were better suited to provide expertise than experts.

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Walgreens is like this too. Can we got to other pharmacies then? No, because they bought up everything else and so many pharmacies have closed. Pretty sure it’s just the two of these left.

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I was in California for less than 30 minutes and I saw a roach.

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My flight is delayed by an hour and half, so I’m doing “toe yoga” in the boarding area, featuring the new PDX carpet!

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I think of all the PT exercises, “toe yoga” is my least favorite. It doesn’t hurt, I’m just really bad at it.

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You really have to see it in person. It looks like a dumpster in a 2000s video game with wheels. The first time I saw one was in the middle of the Starlight Parade, and I’m not kidding, it kind of ruined the parade.

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Glad to see there’s a new horror everyone is freaking out about today

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When not on crutches, only about 1/3 of those guys approached me. Waiting at a bus stop when I had crutches, it was close to 100% of them. On a bus, a guy actually tried to run over my foot with his scooter, the rest of the riders pretended not to notice me yelling at him to stop.

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You’re right about your own experience, but as a woman who usually is walking by herself, it’s definitely not 99.9% feeling of safety. It was especially bad when I had a temporary disability and was on crutches and in a boot. I was definitely getting targeted and I could not run away if needed.

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I make a lot of maps in Milwaukie, OR and every time I make a map with SE Courtney Ave I’m like “Ha ha! Yes, my name is also on the map! This rules!” Never gets old.

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I got a 4 on the English Lit AP but the college I went to only accepted 5s for credit. I mean, it ended up not mattering in terms of my major, but still a little peeved about that though.

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Men's rea activist's avatar Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social
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Craigslist rules. Has looked the same for like 30 years. Does what you need it to do. No new dumbass features to ruin it. The pinnacle of Business

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Jerry Chen's avatar Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social
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oh crap the stanford prison experiment split the groups up into bouba and kiki, didn't they

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Cats can shift from bouba to kiki in the blink of an eye

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1) somehow even worse than I was anticipating! 2) classic narcissistic behavior – they can’t just compliment someone. They have to make someone also feel awful and pit people against each other, like he was trying to do here. Everything’s a zero-sum game.

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This license plate I saw today is either the most perplexing or the most straightforward license plate of all time. No middle ground.

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Hmm, watching this Cold War documentary on Netflix and the first person talking on it is a dude who is petty and got into an argument with me on Bluesky.

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Dude’s trying to pin this on us in the ace community. SMH.

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Godzilla. The one from like 1999.

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“I’ve been in a meeting with a number of men (and women) in suits” is just an all timer. absolute banger. legendary kruggers

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Hilarious that they are making chat gpt get a phd when there are already no jobs for it

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