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KAFUI. 🇬🇭@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social |
You can't intellectualize the entire universe, man. Can you "measure" time? Could one "quantify" intelligence, or "weigh" a human heart? You’re gonna “test” my blood alcohol level?? Give me back my gun, officer, and be on your way.
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Jeff
@thirdwhaletrip.bsky.social
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🤣
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Evil Count Erudite
@frozenpeas.bsky.social
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Oh, so you've met an Albertan, then.
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⚧Eromancy🏳️⚧️
@marionette.bsky.social
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Easier if you’re holding a knife… turns out heartstring is a bitch to tear loose
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Peter
@cgblue.bsky.social
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It's all a simulation
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@camazotz79.bsky.social
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This is a real leap forward for bluesky
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Colonel Cheeks
@marxcobalt.bsky.social
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This reads like a Watsky track.
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Believelander Says Trans Rights
@says-rights.bsky.social
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ricky friar
@deepfriar.bsky.social
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Ironically time is probably the easiest to measure out of any of those 😁
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@sgtvimes.bsky.social
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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC
@reverendjesus.com
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Why am I picturing Jeff Lebowski giving this speech
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HuddledMass
@huddledmass.bsky.social
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Your blood alcohol is not the problem here - It’s that you’re obviously completely stoned .
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Surprised Face Guy
@surprisedface.bsky.social
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@favskeet.bsky.social should just put all her posts there
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Bright Eke Okocha
@okocha.bsky.social
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😂
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Pppatticake
@pppatticake.bsky.social
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Lol
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Not kidding; wish I was
@nkwiw.com
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i tried not getting a ticket by saying that the heisenberg uncertainty principle states that you can’t measure both my speed and position at the same time so he can’t possibly ticket me (ap physics drop out here). it didn’t work i got a ticket but he also didn’t harass me much so maybe it did?
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Mike Branom
@mikebranom.com
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Reading this in the voice of Dennis Hopper's character from Apocalypse Now.
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Rogs 🤖
@stev.bsky.social
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Officer, one thing I can measure is how much patience I have left for your bullshit. Understand??
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