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Shiv Ramdas@nameshiv.bsky.social |
The nephew is currently devastated and his life is over he will never experience joy again because his father sent a text saying he was trying to buy him a piranha for his birthday and then sent a correction 3 min later that it was actually pinata
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Rike
@buchschmiedin.bsky.social
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The joy I get from watching you descend into short term madness over the most niche things. delightful.
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@jennifervestal.bsky.social
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I do not know how old the nephew is but this is a correct response whether he is 3 or 30.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@mcmjolnir.bsky.social
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why not compromise and get a piranha piñata?
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A. P. Howell
@aphowell.bsky.social
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You have been handed an excellent opportunity to cement your status as Cool Uncle.
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Jenny Langin
@jennylangin.bsky.social
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This was a proportional response.
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Shatter Ⓥ 𓅃
@shatter.bsky.social
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Buy that kid an Oscar. Just as much fun and legal.
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Rowsby
@rowsby.bsky.social
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Another, “Thanks Siri..” moments.
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Joop Kiefte (LaPingvino) 🟙
@joop.kiefte.eu
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Fun fact: piranha is Brazilian Portuguese slang for a promiscuous woman, used as an insult.
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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that child deserves a piranha tank
fantaseaaquariums.com/fishes-care/...
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Szabla
@szabla.bsky.social
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Rafe B.
@digitaldiscipline.bsky.social
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a school of pirhanas can skeletonize a pinata in fourteen seconds.
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Danielle Young
@notesnthemargin.bsky.social
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please tell him never to forgive or forget
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Jenny Hamilton
@readingtheend.bsky.social
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damn, fair enough; I am personally devastated just following the journey of this tweet.
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Randy Coppinger
@randycoppinger.bsky.social
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(Singing) Piranha! Piñata! Let's call the whole thing off...
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Jill S
@outseide.bsky.social
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that is quite the bait and switch
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Nurseferatu
@nurseferatu.bsky.social
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Call child protection. This is intolerable.
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A.G. Pasquella
@agpasquella.bsky.social
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Trying to get the candy out of a piranha is a whole different kind of party
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Aaron Kimball
@gremblor.bsky.social
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I'm pretty sure his dad owes him a piranha now, sorry, I don't make the rules, it's just how it is.
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Wool-Encased Tea Addict
@passeriform.bsky.social
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This made my daughter (the Arch-Mom in the family these days, generally a little too serious) laugh. And me, of course. Thank you.
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Mx Wred 🦠Plague arc🦠
@mxwinifred.bsky.social
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Get the kid a fish (even if it's a plushie to be on the safe side)
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Ceiling Cat
@ceilingcat.bsky.social
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Autocorrect giveth, and autocorrect taketh away
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Diskonto
@diskonto.bsky.social
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Might have to get some guppies
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Michelle
@leftorwright.bsky.social
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Haha 🤣....
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H. Houlahan
@pavlovsbitch.bsky.social
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My friend was telling me about her nephew’s ocelot and I was equally alarmed and excited but no, an axolotl. Also a 10/10 animal but not same.
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Ray Radlein
@radlein.bsky.social
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Hard to type correctly once your fingers have been bitten off by a fish
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Queen Gwenevere
@queengwenevere.bsky.social
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This could be diplomatically resolved with a piñata full of piranhas Not advisable, BUT, an option!
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Santiago Himeros #7291
@santiagohimeros.bsky.social
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I remember going to a bar that had an aquarium with piranhas. At first there were about 10. In a few months we saw how the population was decreasing and one, suspiciously, was growing bigger and bigger until it was just her... 😂
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Victoria G
@vkgrundle.bsky.social
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A pinata of piranhas?
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RDS (formerly shawphd)
@rds773.bsky.social
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Oh god Speaking as the parent responsible for the child’s goldfish, do NOT do this to your nephew’s parents Wait until he’s a teenager at least
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Your Honor, pls
@mrmambo.bsky.social
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Don't give up, Son. One day you might get as lucky as I was and marry a piranha.
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TaoOfTweet (and I'm sticking to it)
@starfisher.bsky.social
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Kordo
@kordo.bsky.social
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It's very cruel to raise a child's hopes and then dash them like that 😃
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Sasha Distan
@sashadistan.bsky.social
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Ok my kids would be heartbroken too
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Elio
@eliopictures.bsky.social
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I actually had a piranha as a pet when I was a kid. Tell your nephew the parents as fun as you’re thinking. At least piñata you’ll get candy.
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KC Momkin
@kc-momkin.bsky.social
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Sue autocorrect for negligent infliction of emotional distress.
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Skiles
@sarahskiles.bsky.social
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Get him a piñata shaped like a piranha and say “this is what you wanted right?”
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Dillon (6 Sided Games)
@6sidedgames.bsky.social
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Piranha piñata?
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Lionel
@lyledal.bsky.social
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I mean, I'd never forgive my dad if that happened.
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LaMinx
@laminx.bsky.social
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I’m not sure that can be fixed.
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Shiv Ramdas
@nameshiv.bsky.social
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there was a brief moment of excitement that it was a godzillaesque piranha and then he discovered what a pinata was and the world has ended
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Ethan “Fink-Nottle” Kocak
@blackmudpuppy.bsky.social
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Depending on where he lives I might be able to help here
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