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Parker Molloy

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That's not, in fact, what this is all about x.com/nikkimcr/sta...

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🌲 𝙾𝚊𝚔𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜 🌲 🌿🐀's avatar 🌲 𝙾𝚊𝚔𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜 🌲 🌿🐀 @sylvanrat.bsky.social
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He's playing with the fate of the US like I play chess. Very cool. Very reassuring.

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Mad Bastard's avatar Mad Bastard @madbastard-v2.bsky.social
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Like, I really hope that what he was trying to do was give the impression that he wasn't going to egg on an insurrection, unlike a certain petulant orange menace, but come on Joe....

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Seth A Quimby-Big dumb monkey 's avatar Seth A Quimby-Big dumb monkey @teamquimby.bsky.social
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You mean it’s not about aw shucks I gave it my all and that’s what really counts?

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Choying Palmo's avatar Choying Palmo @cchoetso.bsky.social
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Fucking ego. Just great.

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Chantytown's avatar Chantytown @chantelesque.bsky.social
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I’m losing my fucking mind

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Bert the Kitten's avatar Bert the Kitten @bertthekitten.bsky.social
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Rackle P. Tang 🦇 (she/her)'s avatar Rackle P. Tang 🦇 (she/her) @rackletang.bsky.social
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Right? Like... Joe. Joseph. JRB. They're going to kill you. Literally. Not metaphorically. Their goal will be to fucking kill you. You've got to fight for your life.

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Jennie Dusheck's avatar Jennie Dusheck @solenodon.bsky.social
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Me: If you don't ask any important questions and the interview is over, how will you feel?

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Charles Kinbote's avatar Charles Kinbote @charleskinbote.bsky.social
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Most Important Election Of Our Lives™ and he's treating it like a dance contest at the county fair

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Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️‍⚧️ @foxkidsclub.bsky.social
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*screaming internally*

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Dr. Rheinheitsgebot's avatar Dr. Rheinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social
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Bro didn't even put his right foot in or put his right foot out

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Dustin's avatar Dustin @dusty1.bsky.social
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“I am part of the protected class and that’s all that matters to me.”

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Instinctive reaction: Aarrggh!, But: More and more I realize the only factor this election turns on is can the Dems successfully define Trump as the monster and horror we all know him to be. That’s the whole game. Dems could nominate Harris or a player to be named later. Still the same game.

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Brian Smith's avatar Brian Smith @ambientrelish.bsky.social
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Biden could've given a much better answer: "How about you stop asking me fucking stupid questions."

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Justin White's avatar Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social
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The real preservation of democracy is the friends we made along the way.

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Nat's avatar Nat @metalhipsolidnat.bsky.social
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Could have given it your all in the last 4 years ol pal.

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Daniel Ninja's avatar Daniel Ninja @okiest.bsky.social
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I feel like the DC media is working overtime to invent new "when did you stop beating your wife?" questions. It's a perfectly cromulent answer to a bogus leading question designed to make you look weak if you don't answer it like Trump.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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“Buddy I’ll be dead soon, not my problem!”

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It also doesn't say how he'll feel!

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Joe Katz's avatar Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social
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Sorry, the answer we were looking for was "I would feel like I've profoundly failed millions of Americans I ran for president to stand up for"

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Antilles's avatar Antilles @wedgeantilles.bsky.social
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Oh come on it’s a dumb question

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Detached Dave's avatar Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social
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It’s a real choice to go with the reverse Bernie slogan. “Not us. Me.”

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Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑's avatar Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑 @neruda1952.bsky.social
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¡Cálmate guey!

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John is Painting 's avatar John is Painting @givesnofuck.com
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Democrats: This is the most important election of our lives. Biden: I just want everyone to have a good time on election day and maybe we'll get some icecream afterwards.

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Tim Macinta's avatar Tim Macinta @tim.macinta.com
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You might have a different interpretation of what "this" means. He was asked how he would feel. I took "this" to mean his own effort rather than the end result (which he obviously wouldn't want).

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Parker Molloy's avatar Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
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Ceejopolis's avatar Ceejopolis @saysceej.bsky.social
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Did you read the question parker

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Tim's avatar Tim @7amkickoff.com
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if he loses, Trump will make sure he gets a participation medal, in Gulag.

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Derek, Darren, Daryl, Jarred, Garret, Eric, Derek,'s avatar Derek, Darren, Daryl, Jarred, Garret, Eric, Derek, @brooooit.bsky.social
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please joe just close your eyes and don't wake up, let the warmth pass over you and just let in that gratitude and acceptance, and just let go

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Matt Salomone's avatar Matt Salomone @matthematics.com
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It’s the Hokey Pokey, he’s thinking about the Hokey Pokey

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Vailalamadness's avatar Vailalamadness @vailalamadness.bsky.social
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Worst of all possible answers. The last of the Clintonistas finally reveals what we've all suspected of them all along. It's all about their personal fulfillment.

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Elizabeth Dynan's avatar Elizabeth Dynan @lizdynan.bsky.social
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Yeah, that was a shitty answer.🫤

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He can’t guarantee a win. Bid deal. Biden won before and will win again. Nothing in life is certain but he’s done this job and done it very well. Trump wears diapers and shits himself on television. That’s not why he shouldn’t be president. He’s a fascist douchebag who intends to harm our country.

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Anagram Doe's avatar Anagram Doe @anagramdoe.bsky.social
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Tom Wrongbottom 🍦's avatar Tom Wrongbottom 🍦 @wrongbottom.bsky.social
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bsky.app/profile/josh...

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Genderflux Superfluid's avatar Genderflux Superfluid @rewhan.bsky.social
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"I'll be fine, that's what matters."

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Borgs's avatar Borgs @smoreagain.bsky.social
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He's approaching this like I did little league. Very cool and definitely not terrifying

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maraleia's avatar maraleia @maraleia.bsky.social
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Also, my problem with Biden is he refuses to fight back against this lawless right-wing Supreme Court. They have eviscerate the US Constitution and need to be arrested, jailed, stripped of their roles and all of their rulings rendered illegal.

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maraleia's avatar maraleia @maraleia.bsky.social
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It really isn't. Both of us will be murdered by Donald's MAGAt army. I have a known name in LGBTQ circles in Chicago too, hence my screen name. I'm terrified.

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Yo what's with the spray tan?

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Toasty Fun Buns 🍉's avatar Toasty Fun Buns 🍉 @tarasauruswrecks.bsky.social
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God what a psychopath.

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