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Dio

@pastaslut.bsky.social

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27 Utah He/him and/or they/them (no preference) Please be nice to me; I am simply a little guy If I'm not posting about the news, blame the Hatch Act

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tbh i don't think those ones are used for anything specific. just Big

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big ol satellite dish i reckon

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to the woman at work in full goth dress today, including leather boots with at least 4" platforms: hey(:

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yeah i think if you didn't see his header it would be hard to know if it was pro- or anti-queer lol

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breeding jokes have become 10x funnier to me since my hysterectomy

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gm

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? dio go out ? dio go out with husband ?

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nw

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(dats me yellin) happens in my brain constantly

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quote with a tweet you still think about all the time

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Topher Florence's avatar Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social
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pointlessly keeping track of which games from the "wii shop wednesday" song are currently on the switch.

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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PantsBurnLegWound is probably the oldest tweet I still think about sometimes. Can’t believe it was 15 years ago.

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it's okay boy fireworks are over you can come out now

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this mf clicked the link for the wikipedia page for godzilla

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me: my body dysmorphia: you look like this

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biden really needs another ‘theres at least three genders’ moment rn

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? dio go out ? dio go out with husband ?

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the smallest cat in the world actually

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RM's avatar RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social
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Dogs hate fireworks because, like all higher creatures, they detest war.

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Phil Lewis's avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
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SAO PAULO (AP) — Brazil's federal police indict ex-President Bolsonaro for money laundering and criminal association, source confirms.

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OOUUUAGGHHH I CAUGHT UP ON EVIL AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT EACH WEEK TO WATCH THE LAST THREE EPISODES THIS IS SUCCESSION ALL OVER AGAIN

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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy's avatar boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re
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boys with long hair haha ohhh yess attractive they are

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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U shud b able 2 buy novelty Epstein flight logs wit ur friends names in them

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Kelly Turnbull's avatar Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social
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I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT

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who wants to go to BREED DAY with me

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since we can't post video i'll post these 2 stills from my snapchat story

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Dave, not a bad guy at all's avatar Dave, not a bad guy at all @davehudson.bsky.social
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Today, my dog Bolt, a little friend who saved my life many times, is 10 years old. We had a fine party. The cake was raw stew beef. Nola (our rat terrier) attended and had a piece of cake, too. We (Deanna and I) sang happy birthday and a good time was had by all. I love that dog. Many more, Bolt!!

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just realized she'll be able to see that i ate 3/4 of the bars in one day. your son married a monster, sandy, i'm so sorry

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As someone who was bitten by the "travel bug" at a very young age, i would love to see a map of the world someday

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my mother-in-law just walked in on me in a robe standing at the counter and eating the strawberry rhubarb bars she made straight out of the container with a spoon. i would be embarrassed if that wasn't the ultimate compliment to her baking

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give joe biden a gun and some stimulants

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me: how can i have 5 shots of espresso at 3 PM and be sleepy at 8:30? my coworker: probably the ADHD? me: how dare you

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my mom keeps talking about getting a bumper sticker that says "don't blame me, i voted for Gore" and i truly think she should at this point

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go into your photos and post the first one that makes you laugh

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irks me when people don't even attempt with alt text

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