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Paul Duane@paulduane.bsky.social |
Writing a Bond script in 2024 must be a pain in the arse. “How about the villain wants to put deadly neural implants in everyones brain?” “Been done.” “Okay but how about if he wants to set up a Mars colony where everyone is his slave?” “Jesus Christ Paul we hired you to think OUTSIDE the box”
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Aquilux
@aquilux.bsky.social
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Bond movie but he's sent after someone who's objectively good because "They must be up to something." Turns out it's just more objective good, but the government still wants them gone because it's making them look bad and cutting onto their friends' profit margins.
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Decker Harrison
@deckerharrison.bsky.social
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👏...👏...👏...😁🤣🤣
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Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary)
@bowiesongs.bsky.social
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"Cryptofinger"
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Neil Young
@raijimmaru.bsky.social
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as I keep saying, we need a holiday from Bond now. A trilogy of Blofeld-centric pictures (starring Dave Bautista) would be a welcome change.
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@tujungadude.bsky.social
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“What about if he tries to give cars self control, and they start killing people and interfering with emergency workers” Paul!
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Dermot Casey
@dermotcasey.bsky.social
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The Man With the Golden Gun had a Solar Power Subplot so thats out too
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Matthew Butcher
@lanius.bsky.social
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One conspiracy theory I'll insist on is that NO TIME TO DIE was originally supposed to be about a biological virus, and all the nanobot stuff only came about in reshoots after COVID hit.
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Crab Wells
@crabofdoom.bsky.social
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New villain organization named OX. Problem disguised, keep using Musk for ideas, let people realize "hey, what the fuck--" as they connect the dots to the real news. Hell, use ALL real fascists as bases for villainy.
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scott dagostino
@scottdagostino.bsky.social
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The only way a Bond movie works now is Blofeld as a tech-saviour and 007 as a colonialist assassin villain 🤷🏻♂️
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𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐲𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞
@himynameisdave.bsky.social
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at this point just make Bond the “villain”… he’s doing secret missions to take out progressive politicians bc they would enact policies which would affect his taxes as a high net-worth individual
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Moss Elixir
@sorryforlaughing.bsky.social
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“Wants to unleash a vast artificial intelligence program to—fine, YOU write the damned thing, smart guy.”
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Random Rage
@randomrage.bsky.social
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Maybe he could make electric cars that will be rigged to crash and kill everyone if he doesn't get his way
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Gloom🌺
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I mean, they've done this before. The villain in one of the Brosnan movies was just Rupert Murdoch.
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Avery
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I mean, the last one was about the disease that kills you instantly. It's not like they're really trying to work outside of reality.
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Richard White
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Haha excellent. But honestly a few years ago my slight concerns that my father was becoming more conservative were placated by him turning to a piece about Musk in his newspaper and exclaiming that "this man is just a real-life Bond villain!"
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Tommy
@tommyg.bsky.social
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Yes, but E**n is without question either attempting to become one or he already has become one
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Ben Deckard
@bendeckard.bsky.social
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I imagine the villain trying to trap Bond in an NFT like he's being sent to the Phantom Zone.
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