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Philip Bump

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Happy Can-we-inject-light-or-disinfectant-into-the-body Day for all who celebrate. trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-st...

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CircusNoBread's avatar CircusNoBread @berkeleyeve.bsky.social
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cant see this without hearing Sarah Cooper

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Fioko's avatar Fioko @fioko.tv
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Me, rampantly patenting "a tremendous light" to sell to Pfizer

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Aquiles Carattino's avatar Aquiles Carattino @aquic.bsky.social
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The first paragraph reads almost like a modern patent application πŸ˜‚

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Warren Terra's avatar Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
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Among other issues, this is a man who has never in his life had to scrub something clean.

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Shawn's avatar Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social
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Guy is a very stable genius. but if I encourage his followers to take his advice, I'll get deplatformed. I don't get it. Oh. I get it now.

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Miles Grant's avatar Miles Grant @milesgrant.bsky.social
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Jason D. Salvagni 's avatar Jason D. Salvagni @trisalvagni.bsky.social
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Everything he did is even worse than I remember

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Stuart Aken's avatar Stuart Aken @stuartaken.bsky.social
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Every time he opens his mouth, Trump declares his utter lack of knowledge about anything scientific or, indeed, moral. Beats me why anybody would listen to a word this incompetent says.

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Diane Curtis's avatar Diane Curtis @dianecurtis.bsky.social
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I think it's illegal to observe this day without Sarah Cooper. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxDK...

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While that SOB lives all days are pretty much OMFG day but some days are more OMFG days than others.

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I miss those daily shows!

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proud rebel scum βš›οΈ's avatar proud rebel scum βš›οΈ @proudrebelscum.bsky.social
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fun fact: some people want to put the man who said this back in charge of everything. in the pantheon on clueless sentences, this man is heavily represented in the top 100 - wettest, in terms of water also ranking high.

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Byron Light's avatar Byron Light @byronlight.bsky.social
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I'm not sure "celebrate" is the best way to describe how I feel, but it is at least an occasion for reflection.

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Jeremy Kamil's avatar Jeremy Kamil @macroliter.bsky.social
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social immortalized it for so many of us. twitter.com/sarahcpr/sta...

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Sean R. Frazier, Fantasy Author's avatar Sean R. Frazier, Fantasy Author @seanrfrazier.com
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There were many events and actions that can be labeled "it should've ended here." This idiotic debacle is one of them, but probably should've been THE event. Maybe he'll drink some bleach to celebrate!

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Jeannie Marschall πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ's avatar Jeannie Marschall πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @jeanniemarschall.bsky.social
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πŸ“Œ

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A.G. Pasquella's avatar A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social
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Remember how Dr. Birx just sat there cringing when Trump spouted this bullshit?

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Jugband's avatar Jugband @jugbandjames.bsky.social
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That was definitely my "oh shit, a lot of people are going to die" moment.

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Dharhix's avatar Dharhix @dharhix.com
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I watched that live and I'm pretty sure my lower jaw is still on that floor, years behind me.

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Kirk Rudell's avatar Kirk Rudell @rudell.bsky.social
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I did a dive on this 4 years ago. Remember: his uncle taught at MIT, so Trump thinks he’s genetically predisposed to science. But what did Uncle John, the electrical engineer, do? Dr. Trump pioneered *shooting powerful beams into things to kill bad stuff.* 🧡

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And roughly half your population plans on voting for this guy...again...What the hell is wrong with y'all. 😳

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the jEfE's avatar the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social
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They ain't puttin' no tracking chip having, autism causing, woke shot in me! I'm two smart for that! Now gimmie that cup of pee!

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Eric Dunn 's avatar Eric Dunn @corpkiller.bsky.social
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It should really be a national holiday, together with nuke-the-hurricane day.

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Jennifer Weeks's avatar Jennifer Weeks @jenniferweeks83.bsky.social
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The biggest irony of this claim is that no amount of disinfectant would alter Trump's physical, personal or mental chemistry

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CJ Ciaramella's avatar CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social
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The "he was obviously joking" excuse was so funny because he's never done a deadpan delivery in his life.

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Stephanie πŸŽ€'s avatar Stephanie πŸŽ€ @beamsandbows.bsky.social
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Meanwhile in Randy Rainbow land… I could not stop watching this!

youtu.be/DPDPzbLFeP4

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