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LENA WIFE's avatar LENA WIFE @nebulena.net
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The Picrew Of Dorian Gray

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are they any billboard we can buy outside heritage foundation hq so we can post in 300 pt font β€œwhat’s ur opinion on vore” directly at their windows

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alex (kamalist-restorationist) πŸ₯₯πŸ™πŸ₯₯'s avatar alex (kamalist-restorationist) πŸ₯₯πŸ™πŸ₯₯ @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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Link to story so these hardworking folks can get paid:

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Kiara Valdez's avatar Kiara Valdez @dezinpub.bsky.social
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I need to reiterate for some people who are new here (I know that those who know, know) that First Second has been doing adult graphic novelsβ€”yes including fictionβ€”since 2006. So our love and service to adult GN isn’t new, we now just have bigger guns to really show off.

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Jay Edidin's avatar Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social
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This goes for absolutely any creative work. Word of mouth does more than pretty much any other avenue of promotion.

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Shaun Strohmer's avatar Shaun Strohmer @shauninmpls.bsky.social
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Hey motherfuckers, just found out my kid had post-viral myocarditis from COVID in 2022! Discovered because of constant fatigue and dizziness when standing. They now use a cane. COVID is surging again so do the damn things! I know they suck but not as much as giving someone else a heart condition.

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Saeg Flowers's avatar Saeg Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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knife in my teeth climbing up the troposphere to the heart of the stormcloud

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Benjamin Dreyer's avatar Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.bsky.social
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your periodic reminder that the only people who earnestly use the term "Judeo-Christian" are anti-Semites

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showing up to the Harper Valley PTA, circa 2024

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wait, i forgot - video ep is king

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haunted objects pod is back, baby!

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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people still asking for an edit button like anything posted on here matters enough to correct

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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"300,000... at the most" is a longstanding antisemitic conspiracy theory based upon a misreading of a 1979 Red Cross document that discusses 271,301 death certificates issued at 13 concentration camps. Nazi documents themselves show the vast majority killed were not issued death certificates.

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feta cheese: improving frozen pizzas since whenever wikipedia says frozen pizzas showed up on the scene

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brothers.'s avatar brothers. @hermanos.bsky.social
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one weird trick that always works

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You absolute madman. But for real, be safe!

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tara 's avatar tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social
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Just realised too many things at once and turned to ash in the wind

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tell it your sun god, fun-runner! MWAHAHA

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I hate to be the one to share this delicious curse, but

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and honestly, that’s a team win πŸ†

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when it comes to my doppelgΓ€ngers and mirror universe counterparts, i choose to believe that’s not my business. if i get got by one of them, then i simply get got 😌

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almost to the home stretch but it’s like a demon leaving my body istg.

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the first 72 hours of purging nicotine makes me go from the unassuming sweetie to the most fiendish cunt you ever saw. please pray for my loved ones, and those within my life of sight, i guess.

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The Matriculated Brick's avatar The Matriculated Brick @beeb33.bsky.social
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correcting posture has added like 40% more cunt to my gait. this is wild

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like, nobody makes it out alive, but we owe it to ourselves to make it further than our enemies would like us to.

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disability, social death, and the climate apocalypse, have really driven home the value of wintering to me the last five years.

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dial h for hero, but for the executive office (no war crimes edition)

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πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ The Josie Zone's avatar πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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Such good advice

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jon crunktian's avatar jon crunktian @jon-christian.bsky.social
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me getting absolute power: haha f*ck yeah me getting corrupted absolutely: ahh sh*t ah f*ck

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Randy Meeks's avatar Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social
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I don't even go there, and this is still the funniest shit

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Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰'s avatar Gretchen Felker-Martin πŸ‰ @scumbelievable.bsky.social
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learning lin-manuel miranda is adapting THE WARRIORS

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Mx. D.E. Anderson's avatar Mx. D.E. Anderson @diannaeanderson.bsky.social
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Trans Camp! Trans Camp! A friend is fundraising to support the work of Trans Camp, which is a weekend getaway for trans people in Minnesota to get together out in the woods and experience community. They need $6,000 to provide scholarships and ASL interpretation for the camp.

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USPS issue Karen Charm X-Men Stamp Books NOW

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it's gita time's avatar it's gita time @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
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the way that there are still babies in cages and will soon be even more

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"this is gonna be so good for comedy/punk rock" but for fiction about poisioning your abusive and unchecked spouse.

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haha man. this guy sure was a realllll piece of work*

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me when i’m reading a hitchcock biography: :) me when i’m reading a hitchcock biography and they’re talking about the production of rebecca:

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follow molly for many reasons, but also because she will post many good books that you can then go and read for yourself.

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more and more people are saying this

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson's avatar Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social
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Remake THE EXORCIST III with Tim Robinson

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microdosing a heel turn by going through nicotine withdrawals.

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Arlan Hellison (famous)'s avatar Arlan Hellison (famous) @thehell.zone
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS GREY GARDENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EDITH β€œLITTLE EDIE” BOUVIER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. SHOUTING LOUD WHEN I BICKER WITH MY MOTHER OR

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