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Lisa Spooner

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Lurking mostly. (she/her)

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Randall Munroe's avatar Randall Munroe @xkcd.com
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And here’s my guide to determining the age of an undated map xkcd.com/1688

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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Ug so frustrating. The only thing I can think of is elastomeric. But then you have to buy like two or three and figure out which one your face likes the best. Good luck!

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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This dog looks like an adventure dog- one that you can go on adventures with. A real pal.

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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I got a few from CVS pharmacy and I can see the dates in the CVS app under the list of prescriptions. Strange location but helpful.

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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I have been lucky not to have been bothered in my mask. Maybe I have the perfect combination of half invisible middle-aged white woman, and half terrifying bitch face that shames all who behold it? But I work from home and generally avoid going anywhere so I don't have the largest sample size.

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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Somehow my timeline is all jokes and lewds and the occasional guillotine. Quite happy with it actually.

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Dan McCoy's avatar Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social
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More and more it seems like Skynet won't murder us because it becomes self-aware and views humanity as a threat, but instead Skynet will kill us by somehow slipping on a banana peel and landing on the nuclear codes while fetching some user a recipe for glue soup.

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Raea 🦋💕🏳️‍⚧️🏴's avatar Raea 🦋💕🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @raeaa.bsky.social
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the CDC is again trying to limit the 2024-25 booster availability to provably immunocompromised and elderly people. they’re taking written comments through the 17th. please take a minute to let them know boosters should be available to all who want them: www.regulations.gov/commenton/CD...

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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A 450cc dirt bike is probably too large for this scenario. I would recommend a 250.

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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Can we do orthopedics next? They are second to rheumatologists at giving me extremely expensive shrugs.

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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Like...I believe him but I don't know those words.... And that is ok!

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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So I've just been trying on random words, looking toward fiction a bit, googling Latin words, trying not to accidentally appropriate anything. Nothing has stuck yet.

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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I love your renounce to reclaim story arch. I guess I am looking for something redefining? Or maybe just defining what was always there. The only family I would want to share a name with is my mom and she also doesn't have a name of her own.

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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I don't understand half of what he says but I still love him 💕 Is that okay?

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jon crunktian's avatar jon crunktian @jon-christian.bsky.social
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computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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I'm trying to pick out a new last name. So far nothing I've come up with feels just right. How did you do it?

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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Blackwolf is offering a 40% discount with a special sign-up code! Google 40% of Cops for more info.

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Cethan Leahy's avatar Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.bsky.social
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This Is Just To Say I have eaten the glue that was in the toolbox and which you were probably saving for breakages Forgive me Google told me They were a good Replacement for plums

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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And he didn't even get to how the color is listless and dull. The one I saw looked down right khaki in the morning sun. Eww.

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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Even the 16 types of cops were pretty calm about the whole thing if you compare it to other "protests".

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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My centrist said, "don't worry, it won't work even if he tries." Which I guess was right but completely besides the point...

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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Here are some random wild flowers from my bee garden.

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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Today a random middle aged man in the neighborhood waved at me so I waved back and he said, "ha I was waving at the dog" and pointed to MY dog.

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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❤️ I have still not fully recovered from the trauma of cryptosporidium in 2005.

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Gillian Branstetter's avatar Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social
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Happy Mother's Day from Silvia Federici

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Lisa Spooner's avatar Lisa Spooner @pennypenelopep.bsky.social
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A trickster that is sometimes right reinforcing the conundrum.

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Kate Violette's avatar Kate Violette @kateviolette.com
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Hey folks! Asking for some critical bugging your Senators action yet again--and every Senator matters!

Copied from Twitter, and you can find more info here:

longcovidmoonshot.com/call-guide

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Hillary Monahan's avatar Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social
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I love how the vibe here is cat, butts, cool art, mutual aid, LAVA HOT RAGE THAT OUR POLITICAL LANDSCAPE IS SHIT, boobs, cat, mutual aid, SERIOUSLY I'M GOING TO WALL A CONGRESSMAN UP IN MY BASEMENT, book release, butts, queer stuff, funny meme, dog, dog, I'M SO MAD THIS IS MY FINAL FORM.

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Holly Bear's avatar Holly Bear @bearhybrid.art
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Dyscalculia is almost as common as Dyslexia but it is so unheard of that even auto-correct tells me it doesn’t exist :P Doing my part to raise awareness. I was thankful to scrape a passing grade in HS! People tend to think you’re just dumb or not trying #OldBearComics #TheBearminimum

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