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you can take the red pill, which i believe tastes like strawberry. or the blue pill, which is, you guessed it, more of a blueberry flavor. i don't remember what they do

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ArrowBlenny's avatar ArrowBlenny @redrowan.bsky.social
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No question. Blueberry > Strawberry. Always.

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BoulderSizedBoulder ✡️🇺🇦's avatar BoulderSizedBoulder ✡️🇺🇦 @rocksizedrock.bsky.social
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you get absolute clarity and joyous vision so yeah they're edibles

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Andrew Brown's avatar Andrew Brown @playcritically.bsky.social
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i ated the purple berries

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ganondorf packwatch's avatar ganondorf packwatch @pfish.zone
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can I have both? it seems like a nice combo

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natnat's avatar natnat @tesseralis.site
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hah! nice try but we all know strawberry is the pink pill and the red pill is more of a cherry flavor

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Inea Faedyn 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Inea Faedyn 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ @ineafaedyn.bsky.social
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Stop eating pills off the ground, they're affecting your memory

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Jukebox Judy's avatar Jukebox Judy @belovedladylove.bsky.social
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Jefferson Airship including the wonderful Grace Slick...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl89...

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Maria McGrath 's avatar Maria McGrath @ikycat.bsky.social
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🎶one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small🎶

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Kenyesi Uume 's avatar Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social
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Can you butt huff them?

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🔺's avatar 🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social
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they both sound good but are you sure its not blue raspberry? dont mean to be a pain this decision just feels important is all...

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Gloria! 's avatar Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social
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Blue is raspberry, a fruit that is generally not considered blue

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Jake Wright's avatar Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social
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You can take the red pill, which tastes like raspberry. Or you can take the blue pill, which tastes like blue raspberry. The orange pill? Also raspberry for some reason. Take it and I show you just how deep the raspberry hole goes.

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small

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Curtis Wilde's avatar Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one
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“They’ve been in my pocket so they real warm and soft“
youtu.be/Y1JzFlkQYuw?...

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Jim's avatar Jim @virginiadreaming.bsky.social
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That's easy, one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small. 😉

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's avatar @bjkeefe.bsky.social
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LOL! I always have to look them up, when knowing which is which is important to the context of some post on social media.

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дід's avatar дід @bsartist.bsky.social
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Black pill tastes like licorice

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⚢ 🐙The Lesbian Gendered Cephalopod 🐙 ⚢'s avatar ⚢ 🐙The Lesbian Gendered Cephalopod 🐙 ⚢ @lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
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does this imply the black pill is blackberry flavored and the pink pill lychee? if so, delish

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Who Watches Them Wash Men's avatar Who Watches Them Wash Men @ianjspalding.bsky.social
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bro those are just pez

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Jon's avatar Jon @phyrkrakr.bsky.social
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The blue pill tastes like winter fresh, the red pill tastes like peppermint. I prefer the green spearmint pill, myself

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Ray Radlein's avatar Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social
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one of them is nighttime cold and flu relief and the other one is for daytime suffering, iirc

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Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed)'s avatar Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed) @jimnobu.tv
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How about you take one, I take the other?

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Taylor Clarke's avatar Taylor Clarke @clarke41.bsky.social
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Pills don’t usually have any flavor at all, so… I think that’s just candy.

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Motown's avatar Motown @motown.bsky.social
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"here, take this man" *takes pill* "oh shit! wait man! don't take that!"

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Jack Lint's avatar Jack Lint @jacklint.bsky.social
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Go ask ALEC, I think they'll know

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molly ✨'s avatar molly ✨ @brat.fm
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are you sure it isn’t blue raspberry

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Ax, Yer Pal, Yer Satan, Yer Sun's avatar Ax, Yer Pal, Yer Satan, Yer Sun @axamoretl.bsky.social
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Take them both and you get snozzberry. And probably a tummy ache.

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Karl Magnacca's avatar Karl Magnacca @kmagnacca.bsky.social
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One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. Can't remember which is which though.

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agent jabsco's avatar agent jabsco @jabsco.cia.fyi
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these are mike and ikes

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A Farmer's avatar A Farmer @afarmerinohio.bsky.social
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How about the Rocket Pop pill that also includes the white, lime flavored pill?

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Michael's avatar Michael @michaell71.bsky.social
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Hold it, I thought blue was blue raspberry, crap!

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Zellian's avatar Zellian @zellian.bsky.social
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Can I have both? I just like berries.

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Jonathan Polley's avatar Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social
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You take them with the white pill, which tastes like ice cream.

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harrier's avatar harrier @harrier-hexx.bsky.social
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I wheezed

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Rain Dog's avatar Rain Dog @brushwolf.bsky.social
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or you can just gobble up handfuls while yelling PILLS and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

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Tío Coño's avatar Tío Coño @tiocono.bsky.social
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From what I've gathered, the red pill can only be taken anally.

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Roger Vaillancourt's avatar Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social
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The blue pill tastes like blue, what, have you never had an otter pop? It's blue flavor, don't give me that look.

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GWP's avatar GWP @gwpsr.bsky.social
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If you take them both you become Biggie Smalls.

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