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PunkyMaySnark@punkymaysnark.bsky.social |
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21 y/o cis female, autism/ADHD
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PunkyMaySnark
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Only slightly related but I seriously remember seeing a parody of this album cover where the baby is all grown up and sitting in an armchair in an underwater living room, all while that dollar is still being dangled above him.
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merritt k
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
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PunkyMaySnark
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Ah yes, the classic liberal tactic of branding everyone who hates Biden as a MAGAT in leftist's clothing.
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It's like he fucking KNOWS he won't be living to deal with the brunt of Project 2025.
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Men's rea activist
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Interesting how the bad guys in star wars always wear helmets. This is anti bicycle safety propaganda
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PunkyMaySnark
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I wouldn't say I'm making fun of them. Because there is NOTHING fun about how they are dooming us to project 2025 by stubbornly clinging to a man who has been sundowning this entire time.
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PunkyMaySnark
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My brain says "YAHOO FIREWORKS!", then the fireworks happen, and I remember that I am autistic with sensory issues and a crippling fear of fire...
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On one hand, July 4 is celebrating this absolute shithole of a country that is self-destructing in front of our eyes. On the other hand, July 4 means yummy hamburgers.
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Roxane Gay
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The speed with which they take down all the rainbow accessories lol. Calm down there, Brian
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PunkyMaySnark
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This guy is going STRAIGHT to my list of dumbest users on Twitter, holy fuck. Does being a typist melt your brain from the inside out?!
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PunkyMaySnark
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Holy fucking Lord the amount of people trying to say that the Supreme Court DIDN'T pass all this horseshit. Liberal or MAGAT, how far gone do you have to be to openly say that NOTHING the Supreme Court has done in the past 10 days is true?!
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good news everyone. the liberals in my mentions think if we vote for the lesser evil just one more time the rising tide of fascism will be defeated. lets all take a breath
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PunkyMaySnark
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America right now feels like the very end of a video game where the final boss is almost dead, the entire stage is collapsing around both of you, and the boss is desperately throwing whatever attacks it still can in the hope of winning against you as it dies.
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Is this about the "homeless can now be arrested" bill, the "strip back every single agency that keeps mucus out of your food" bill, the "throw the Bible into schools" bill, or did they do something else blatantly dystopian while I wasn't looking?
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PunkyMaySnark
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Conservatives bitch and moan about how America is turning into a woke nightmare, but when YOU complain about legitimate problems with the country, they tell YOU to leave America if you don't love it. Huh?
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I'm really over this "Biden is the lesser of two evils" stuff. If he IS the lesser evil, then it's a miniscule difference at most.
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PunkyMaySnark
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I will never trust an electric blanket, period.
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We could be talking about a moon-sized meteor coming down to destroy the entire planet, and they would STILL make it about how much they hate pronouns.
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PunkyMaySnark
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You ever notice how climate change deniers go straight for being a rude jackass instead of anything to disprove climate change?
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When it's not unbearably hot, there's severe weather for the entire northeast region. Cool, cool.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have reached a new level of adulthood! Citizens Bank just cut me off for buying too many snacks despite being unemployed!
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DaveAnthony
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It cannot be stated enough how damaging it is for liberals to explain and condescend to young leftists watching their planet burn how they are wrong.
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PunkyMaySnark
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I really can't get over how badly liberals fucked us all over.
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Russia and North Korea are partners now, so any time they want to collaborate on a missile capable of wiping out the US would be swell.
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Didn't DuckDuckGo already fall off?
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I'm not even watching the debate and I'm getting psychic damage from it
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PunkyMaySnark
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Finally rounded out my chalk Kanto Pokémon with Squirtle! God was kind and gave me a thick cloud cover today.
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Whoopee I have food poisoning from clams it turns out even if you throw out the bad ones the entire batch is contaminated 🥳 and I'm also constipated so the bad clams won't leave my body 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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PunkyMaySnark
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Stop you're plucking out Mother Earth's hair and it hurts
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So yeah, a guy was tweeting about the dipshit mask ban and how he couldn't go into a restaurant because he wore a mask and every single QRT was talking about being back to normal and I just had to screech into the void. Those people should be lined up and smacked with a hot iron.
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Things like COVID have really put into perspective how selfish and stupid this "greatest country in the world" really is, because Jesus fuck. We literally chose the rest of time with a permanently disabling virus over not being able to party for two weeks. Inexcusable. Unforgivable.
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And THEN imagine seeing those same bumfucks smugly proclaim that we're all "back to normal" after singlehandedly dooming everyone else to an eternity of COVID infections and mass disabling just because it's not killing enough people to fill refrigerator cars anymore.
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Imagine realizing that your lockdown efforts will be for nothing in the end because of one landmass. Imagine watching swathes of your population get sick and die all because those bumfucks across the ocean decided that the highly infectious and deadly virus was just a common cold.
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It must've been such a blood-chilling feeling for the entire rest of the world to realize that whether or not the world would be spared from COVID depended entirely on if the US can do ANYTHING without making it into a civil war or a moral crusade to do the exact opposite.
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We could've been "back to normal" if our country wasn't so bogged down by so many assbackwards shitheads who can't follow the most basic fucking orders without spiraling into a crisis about personal freedom. IT WAS TWO WEEKS. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STAY HOME FOR 14 DAYS.
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COVID is still infecting, still evolving, and we're only just touching on how many people will be permanently disabled from COVID, and we have all these smug douchebags over here talking about being "back to normal". It will never be "back to normal" for THOUSANDS of people.
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This is actually driving me insane. First you act like staying home for two weeks is a national tragedy, THEN you act like you're Jesus for having parties anyway, and THEN you have the fucking GALL to say we're back to normal after helping COVID become an irreversible problem. FUCK that noise.
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The amount of people who think we're "back to normal" after COVID makes me want to fucking shoot myself.
There are new strains up the wazzoo. "Normal" is NEVER coming back, because you motherfuckers were too weak to abstain from partying for ONE SINGLE SUMMER.
news.cgtn.com/news/2024-06...
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sid
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here is a piece i made called 09/11/2001
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PunkyMaySnark
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Air quality alert for today, presumably the entire week, because it is literally so hot and humid that our pollution can't leave ground level, effectively making the air poisonous if you stay outside for extended periods of time. Woohoo late stage capitalism I love hellmonths 🥳
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg
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HAPPY PRIDE EVERYBODY WE WIN
And they're Jewish queers to boot
lfg
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PunkyMaySnark
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Feel like I should bring up how there has been an ice cream recall and a cucumber recall within three days of each other. (Metal bits and salmonella respectively.) #woohoolatestagecapitalism
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Janel Comeau
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[doing a Google search in 2012] having instant and reliable access to relevant websites is fine, but I’d really prefer to have all my questions answered by a deranged version of Microsoft Clippy that tells me to eat glue
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Phil Lewis
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Reposting because this story is so wild: A scientist for the company that created Scotch Tape & Post-its discovered its toxic chemicals in human blood in the ‘90s. Despite findings showing widespread contamination, her research was stopped by executives who kept the information secret
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Luke O'Neil
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I can't think of anything much more evil than bombing refugee camp tents of displaced people you forced to go there because it was "safe" and burning the people in them to death. Saying they had it coming in replies to reports about it is a very close second.
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PunkyMaySnark
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What next screen?
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Come ooooonnn, Yellowstone...
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You heard of The Simpsons predicting stuff, now get ready for stuff predicting The Simpsons.
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Reading about severe storms and how we're projected to have a worse hurricane season than usual. Then it hits me that the assholes who caused this are only going to start caring about the mess they made when it trashes their mansions.
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