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RaccoonMoose

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Wandering writer, half depressed raccoon half manic werewolf. חַי חַי חַי חַי, stayin’ alive

Profile pic: a raccoon washing its paws in a bucket. Header pic: a cross stitch of a tiny green cottage on wheels

www.patreon.com/sarahwonderwagon

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why does retvrn to tradition always mean prairie dresses and fedoras but never temple prostitutes and transsexual oracles

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Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth)'s avatar Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social
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I had something unexpected hit my account today and I now only have $40 to my name and bills coming through this week. I'm absolutely panicked, I don't know what to do. Pleading for mercy & help to stay in the black. $200 now needed.

Thank you! 💸💕
#helpsky

paypal.me/rookkilljoy
CA/VM: foxrook

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Anya Phenix 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Anya Phenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @anyaphenix.bsky.social
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My short-term disability appeal was denied. I have 3 weeks to provide additional information in the hope they'll change their mind. In the meantime, we still have no income.

Please help us survive this. 🙏💕💸

#helpsky

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🖤 Miu (borthday!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞's avatar 🖤 Miu (borthday!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @miusoph.bsky.social
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Send birthday love Ca/v/pp: miusoph

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RaccoonMoose's avatar RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social
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Please help my unhoused friends with money for food and shelter

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RaccoonMoose's avatar RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social
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The existence and popularity of sport fishing on earth, where you lure, catch, reel in, display, and then throw back a fish, is what makes me believe in alien abduction If we’re doing it to fish it’s not a stretch to imagine another bigger stronger smarter species doing it to us

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The best help I can ask for is paying readers of my Patreon. I am bringing in about $500/mo from writing. I combine this with my work at tacobell which is about $1200/mo. This is how I pay for brain meds, therapy, food, gas, life etc

www.patreon.com/sarahwonderw...

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RaccoonMoose's avatar RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social
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Last night I dreamed of vast wildfires consuming every path I tried to take. I was trying to escape by driving and had to abandon my car to travel on foot. I found abandoned ransacked houses full of people making temporary camps. I was trying to transport pet bunnies for a friend and they escaped

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In my dreams, he’s funny and familiar, warm and soothing. I’m happy to be around him and I’m excited to be going somewhere with him Always in motion

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In my dreams, we’re bonding over some mysterious old car in a parking lot for sale. We’re driving around together, smoking and drinking frozen cokes. We’re in his hometown in the bar he grew up in

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I know my mental health is capital B Bad when I have frequent repetitive comfort escapism dreams starring my first husband. I divorced him after 4 months because he kept trying to kill me by choking and smothering me during fights

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Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth)'s avatar Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social
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This is not budging and I'm getting nervous. I missed a week of work thanks to my hormones giving me a 3 day migraine then a debilitating period. I'm trying so hard. $135 for gas & insurance needed.

Thank you! 💕 💸
#helpsky

paypal.me/rookkilljoy
CA/VM: foxrook

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King's avatar The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
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The GOP wants to outlaw porn. If I wanted to beat them, I might make a commercial all about that. I might hire popular adult performers for it. I might run it on every porn site.

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Karen K. Ho's avatar Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social
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does anyone else feel goofy trying to recycle and conserve power after reading about how much energy AI consumes on a daily basis

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My favorite part though is everyone else hearing my managers tale of woe and having no ideas beyond calling animal control, and I’m like “hand me a towel, I’ll climb down into the possum pit”

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Manager: you’re not scared? Me: nah, when I was a kid I used to help my grandparents with their wild animal hoard. One of my morning chores was to bash a baby mouse against a sink and then hand feed it to a hawk named Velvet Manager: 😱

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I climbed down into the pit and scooped up the baby possum with a towel, then let it go in the yard. 10 second operation Possum was very cute! Not bitey or fighty at all. It wanted to be out of that window pit just as much as my manager did

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Todays taco bell extracurricular activity - going to my managers house to rescue a juvenile possum that had fallen into her basement window pit Manager and possum were both very scared, manager did not want to touch possum

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Yeah that’s basically exactly my life right now but I’m scared to switch because I think being sedated is safer for everyone around me

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It’s not antisemitic to ask, nay demand, that a Jewish person stop harming you It’s not antisemitic to say a Jewish person is harming you when that Jewish person is actually really harming you Being Jewish is not a blank check to harm others

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I have never been able to find this article again, but I think about it all the time. Basically a rank and file nazi supporter, true blue aryan, ideal German citizen, had his toddler daughter taken away because an officers wife wanted a blond, blue eyed daughter right that minute

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1. Seize vacant houses and convert office space into full fledged apartments. No more of this hot plate and a twin mattress bullshit 2. Direct aid. That means money. Give unhoused people money 3. If you don’t have money, give time and effort

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“You’re not trans, im only attracted to women and I’m attracted to you so therefore you’re a woman” Has anyone else heard a version of this from a partner?

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I gratefully accept tips, donations, whatever you want to call them

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I think I would want to die a lot less if reality was slightly less terrifying and I can’t be the only one

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My psych nurse wants me to consider switching from zyprexa to latuda. She says latuda will not have me feeling as sedated and exhausted as the zyprexa and I may have more energy and need less sleep Anyone have experience with these meds?

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Unhoused people who interact with any shelter system are surviving at the whims of some of the meanest most judgemental people on earth When I was homeless in 2016, I stayed with my abuser, sleeping in a car and doing sex work for heroin. And it was better than the shelter. I had more freedom

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In the mood to receive $25,000 which would fund my entire life for a year

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If I can just hold onto my current phone for a couple more years, hopefully we’ll all move into tents and caves and I won’t ever need to think about cell phones again

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Here is 1 part of a much larger story about how the fairy tale of Israel was irrevocably destroyed for me

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When I was escaping homelessness and abuse in 2016, I emailed a dozen churches with “hello I am trying to get my life back on track. I would love to attend church if someone could give me a ride” and I got turned down everywhere. One said “sorry we don’t have a transportation ministry”

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I remember a conversation on twitter about drug use and energy drink use in restaurants, and I said line cooks should have access to clean cocaine and someone else said “or what if everyone worked fewer hours for more money” and I was like oh yeah that would work too

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Me, 39, meeting a new person for the first time: hey do you want to trade stickers

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When I was a kid I had a lot of Dr Seuss books. As many of us did. I liked them a lot, especially Bartholomew and the Oobleck One day I learned that Dr Seuss was dead, and I put it together that that meant there would never be any more books from him. I thought that was sad

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Jane Diane Mercer 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 (she/we)'s avatar Jane Diane Mercer 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 (she/we) @radix42.gay
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53 year old disabled homeless trans woman desperately needs $20 for razor blades

the gender dysphoria gets really bad when i can’t shave

my venmo, cash app and ko-fi are all radix42

paypal.me/MercerWeiss
venmo.com/u/radix42
cash.me/radix42

please reskeet if you can’t donate!
thanks, jane 💸💕

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Mina Li (she/her)'s avatar Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
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turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

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this meme got denied by the facebook group “wild green memes for ecological fiends” for being too political and I feel this is an excellent metaphor for our environmental standards as a whole

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