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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë
@keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway
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raccoon picnic@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social |
75 followers 178 following 173 posts
The picnic for raccoons
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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë
@keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway
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Mina Li (she/her)
@codenameminali.bsky.social
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turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:
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Jeff Stormer
@jeffstormer.bsky.social
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I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0
@tammi.bsky.social
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The Volatile Mermaid
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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By Sam Pink.
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Jim Zub
@jimzub.bsky.social
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This photo is pure 2024.
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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This is like the least objectionable thing in this post, but Excel has gotten noticeably worse over the last ten years
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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My dumb hot take here is that given the circumstances, Ashley was a better analogue for black nationalism than white nationalism
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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Yeah, being married to someone with ADHD is a constant Wile E Coyote crime scene investigation
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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"I have summoned you to my castle to discuss the topic of penised lesbians!"
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Shiv Ramdas
@nameshiv.bsky.social
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so tired of ppl acting like it's hypocrisy, it is not, this is 100% consistent with their beliefs which is that they feel no need to be honest with their lessers, which is everyone else
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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Deploying the full power of the Justice Department to highlight HOA violations
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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if there is one survival skill I would REALLY like everyone opposed to the fascist GOP to learn right now, it's "do not say things on the public internet that will provide authorities with useful pretenses for coming after you."
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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The name "Dr Disrespect" is definitely ironic in hindsight but the other thing is that if you had to design a child molester costume from first principles, that's what it would look like
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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No modern horror game has replicated the terror of a spider stretching over half of the screen sprinting onto your display
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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Half the time you'll have to repaint anyways, so I don't get why people are so hung up on avoiding any color
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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Generational discourse is only really useful for identifying the very specific way that members of that generation go bad and weird. And for Gen X, it's this very shrill passive-aggressive "actually, I am the funny one in this situation and I have already called the police"
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Jordan Carlson
@jordantcarlson.bsky.social
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I did not expect to wake up this weekend and learn that a video game company had funded the world's first no-government-involvement tokamak. www.windowscentral.com/gaming/just-...
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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What is chosen to get sent out as a push notification and why is a question more people should ask about the news.
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Alexandra Gallant-Lee
@alexandragallant.com
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The idea of “PhD level intelligence” is very funny to me, personally, because I have worked with scientists for 20 years. I know someone who has helped find treatments for diseases we didn’t even think were possible and also struggled to understand how the hot tap of a water cooler worked.
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Manning Krull
@manningkrull.bsky.social
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I dislike poking my finger into the four anuses of the Swiffer. I find it distasteful.
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José
@acabybara.bsky.social
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Posting this randomly and not for any recent headlines or whatever
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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He's a rookie husband, but he's playing like a ten year vet!
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Ed Zitron
@zitron.bsky.social
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Reconsidering my position on censorship
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Goran
@gorangligovic.bsky.social
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Raylan: I thought they only came in blue and red. Boyd twirling a yellow lightsaber: Hwhy Raylan Givens it seems clear to me that your knowledge of the mythos is surface-level at best
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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"All of the world's knowledge" is a little bit advanced; let's start with common household objects first
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Steve Lieber
@stevelieberart.bsky.social
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ooh wee ooh I look just like
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Mike Drucker
@mikedrucker.bsky.social
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I wrote about how I’m personally going to force game companies to put in all the stuff you hate. Calling the CEO of video games as we speak
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Interurban Era
@interurbanera.bsky.social
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Both historically accurate and on point. A rare combo for the tired "Trolley Problem" gag.
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Unimatrix Zero Dreams
@earlgreymemes.club
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Azzy
@azzydm.bsky.social
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Sage 🏳️⚧️
@trans.bsky.social
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This is a bar for only the most straight heterosexual men. Cowboys, Construction workers, Cops, Leather Bound Bikers, Firefighters, Wrestlers, and Sailors. No girl stuff. Just sweaty heterosexual men being sweaty & heterosexual & male with each other. No femmes. All He/him. Males for males. M4M.
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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You know how we've been looking for modern successors to Crazy Taxi, Tony Hawk, and Jet Set Radio? Well Parcel Corps kind of looks like it's actually doing all three: store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/...
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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It's fine, they're changing it to "Dick Veil"
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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What I don't understand is, if this was a sticking point, why not just exempt the cops and other civil servants? I don't love it as a solution, but it's preferable to whatever the hell this was
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Wil Deny
@wildeny.bsky.social
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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Well the only other person who gets this level of deranged responses is Jamelle Bouie, so I think I might detect a pattern
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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Ibrahim Moustafa 🇵🇸
@ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social
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I made what is probably the world’s only realistic tiny Dr. Ellie Sattler. I will never be appreciated in my time. 😂
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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I'm sorry you had to find out this way
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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"What's this? What's this? There's rainbows everywherrre"
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Matt Novak
@paleofuture.bsky.social
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A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.
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Spooky Sara
@pashion.bsky.social
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For Men
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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
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do i have to listen to Charli I through Charli XCIX to understand Charli XCX
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Screaming Pectoriloquy
@caulimovirus.bsky.social
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Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
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b-boy bouiebaisse
@jbouie.bsky.social
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everybody loves the worm that controls rfk jr’s mind
update
we regret to inform you that the worm is a racist www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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I think honestly a key to Trump's popularity. He inverted the theatrical aspect from one where the Meet The Press class were in on the joke and the conservative voters were the rubes, to one where the conservative chuds were in on the joke and the DC crowd were the rubes bsky.app/profile/rinc...
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raccoon picnic
@raccoonpicnic.bsky.social
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Mario voice: The a-gita reskeeta!
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Dr Rehaminator
@drrehaminator.bsky.social
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WHO. WHO DIDN'T KNOW. I WANT ACTUAL GOVERNMENT NAMES.
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