RealBillyG

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Undrafted free agent. Unfunded contingent liability. Self-proclaimed. LA-based. Plant-based. 🌱 Pre-owned. I won a #game on cable tv once. #VoteBlue

RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:46 UTC

Oh, well, this will fix everything.

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🛸clyde bruckman's final repost🐈‍⬛ @ultralaser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:14 UTC

anyways if your primary concern is that trump *absolutely must be defeated*, but youre worried biden isnt well enough to finish a second term, your solution is to - say biden can win - tell everyone to vote for biden - and then trust in the succession system we already have in place if needed later

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

Hello. I would like one Thai Food please.

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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

looking at the thermometer

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blaine capatch @blainecapatch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

me: i'll have a Coke waiter: we don't have Coke, we have a locally made natural cola, is that okay? me: no

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

Joe Biden needs to get on stage and just read the Jack Smith indictments start to finish

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

*crawls out of bunker after 10 years* *sees reflection in Honda Element window* “Yep. Still on fleek.”

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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

HOW TO LOSE A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION FOR DUMMIES: STEP 1: Abandon your incumbent nominee in July. STEP 2: ? STEP 3: Report to the camps.

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Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

Um

www.thedailybeast.com/clarence-tho...

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Karl Bode @karlbode.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

terms like "tech scion" and "mogul" obscure the fact he's a nepo baby who got $6 billion from daddy to consummate a pointless merger that will cost thousands of people their jobs

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Hannah Who 🏳️‍⚧️ @notablyuncool.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

Me: Mom, can we get a TARDIS? Mom: We have TARDISes at home. TARDIS at home:

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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

Here's hoping that this, plus AOC introducing Articles of Impeachment against Thomas AND Alito (see below) will actually get some fucking movement going. Like, no, Mike Johnson won't bring the latter to the floor, and will in fact call it all "weaponization," but it should get it on the evening news

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Yechiel ⍼ יחיאל @yechiel.me
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Trump has a serious electability issue! He should step down and let someone with less baggage take the lead!

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

About. Fucking. Time.

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Official Acts

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drew @adrew.wifeguy.online
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

Trump should drop out immediately!

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

“England!”

apple.news/A9OoxyXWARM-...

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

Wait. Budget wut?

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

I got Antz with a Z in my pantz with a Z (just bought the dvd).

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

Meet Joe Black director’s cut but from the POV of the drivers of the two cars outside the coffee shop.

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

Yet another unrealistic body expectation

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

But Biden’s old

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:06 UTC

Air conditioning is cool and all but lorem ipsum dolor sit amet (draft)

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:45 UTC

ZZ Top implies the existence of ZZ Bottom. She’s got legs…she knows how to use them…

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Uncle Dude @jurisdudence.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

But Biden old, right, journalists? Just doing your jobs making the best arguments, right? Biden old and Republicans callously letting people die isn’t newsworthy. Biden old. Did you know Biden is old?

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Alonso Duralde @aduralde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

Just bought the Criterion Blu-ray of The Last Picture Show, mainly to watch the black-and-white director’s cut of Texasville. #filmsky 📽

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

BuT hE’s oLd IS THE NEW BuT hEr EmAiLs…

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

One of the conclusions I am coming to is that we are too precious about the federal judiciary. You don’t get to be a coequal branch of government, if you don’t have an enforceable ethics code.

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Bob Cesca @bobcesca.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

If on Election Day voters remember Biden in the debate but forget the thousands of shockingly disqualifying Trump things, there's a good chance it's because influential members of the mainstream political press chose to perpetually remind them.

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

Cactus girls are succulent

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

Muting all posts unless they contain these terms.

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

Jersey Mike’s Hard Salami Sub

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❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚 @tranniehathaway.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

If Biden is gonna stay in at least he can pack the court

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

That cover’s a whole vibe

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

Biden should start using Iron Man as his walk-on theme. Imagine the smoke machines at the Convention…

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Robert Johnston @robertj1088.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

Latest from Scott Dworkin about President Biden hitting the campaign trail successfully over the weekend. This is what competence looks like. President Biden is 81 years old. So what. Trump wants US to work until we're too old to enjoy retirement. No thanks.
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/biden-hits...

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eli yudin @eliyudin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

If this is carrots it might be the thing that finally breaks me

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

Yamagobo has entered the chat

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❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚 @tranniehathaway.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Y'all, we're all in this shit together. And that's the only way out too.

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

NYT is a lost cause

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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

Immigrants have been so essential to disaster recovery that a statue in New Orleans honors the Latinos who helped rebuild after Katrina. “In some areas of the country, such as the Southwest, all work crews are immigrants.” These are the workers he wants to deport: americasvoice.org/blog/baltimo...

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

Reminder: NYT = Fox News

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Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

Newsletter: Goldman Sachs has called BS on Generative AI, and I believe that it's time that everybody follows suit - generative AI is unreliable, unsustainable, requires an entire rebuild of America's power grid, and is most decidedly not the future.
www.wheresyoured.at/pop-culture/

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Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

[covering my bases] sorry for the post i did that one time

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

I mean finally

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

A wheel just fell of a United Airlines flight leaving Los Angeles. It's the second time this year.

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ManhattanJuryAppreciator @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

The CNN guy mocking Biden for signing a bill creating a national Parkinson's Disease initiative is really emblematic of how much these guys don't care what the stakes are for ordinary people.

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Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

I still use retinol but since becoming not anemic my skin is clear and doesn’t need much care, and I’m so annoyed I tried every serum on earth before considering overall health lol

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

Health: The Big Lie

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RealBillyG @realbillyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:04 UTC

Biden sends text telling Democratic lawmakers it isn’t him it’s them, he doesn’t need to change they do, immediately turns phone off

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