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William Maley

@realmudmonster.bsky.social

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Data Specalist for JATO Dynamics and sometime freelance writer. Recovering full-time freelance writer. In a constant state of something.

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You know, I wanted a Holden Commodore in the paint scheme of this cup

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Oh man, a knighted 7-11

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William Maley's avatar William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social
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So glad that today I am focusing on cleaning my apartment during my break off work.

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William Maley's avatar William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social
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I mean the kid is preparing when there is a time out and needs something to occupy the time

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Nanoraptor's avatar Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com
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Macs mini? NUCs? Bring back what they took from us.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen 🏳️‍⚧'s avatar Stone Cold Jane Austen 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social
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ICMYI I wrote about the importance of being a citizen archivist. We've seen so much incredible art and writing from marginalized people, and we need to preserve it in the face of a huge, well-funded backlash.

This is something concrete you personally can do!

buttondown.email/charliejane/...

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Stef Schrader's avatar Stef Schrader @hoonofthe.day
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All right, Bluesky — who here has purchased a vehicle from a defunct (or currently going defunct/at-risk) company? Got (or had) a Fisker, Lordstown or a different car from a company that's gone kaput? I want to talk to you: sschrader@cars.com

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William Maley's avatar William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social
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There are days where I wished that I was near a big hill or large field just so I can walk over and scream. Think that would help me out.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸's avatar Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com
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Waiting for those checks and balances... Any time now...

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William Maley's avatar William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social
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1: Build lots of rockets 2: Launch them at an abundant rate 3: ???? 4: Profit

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Nanoraptor's avatar Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com
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The NeXTlevel was NeXT Software's first handheld device, eagerly awaited but canned just two weeks from release when Apple purchased NeXT and chose not to pursue gaming. All 250,000 release devices were pulled from channels and unceremoniously rolled into landfill out northwest of Dubbo.

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William Maley's avatar William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social
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I do need to give Midnight Club LA a shot. Have copies for the 360 and PS3, but sadly not the consoles for them. I tried MC3 before and liked it, but at times it could be quite difficult which made me put it down after a few hours.

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William Maley's avatar William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social
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What's your favorite black and white movie? Can't go wrong with a Jimmy Stewart film.

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Tim Carmody's avatar Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social
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America is running out of options. I see only one hope for our future: I will go to the forest to crawl under the giant camphor tree and beg Totoro for help

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William Maley's avatar William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social
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Every time I pass by a 500 Abarth, I'm like yeah I could see myself in one.

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This is Vicki at her best when it comes to vehicles and the world at large.

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Fucking hell. I’m sorry you’re dealing with all of this.

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Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas xkcd.com/2951

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It's 1:17 PM and I'm already feeling like I had too much internet today.

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George Voinovich Manuscript's avatar George Voinovich Manuscript @bsakat.bsky.social
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In the off chance that it'll actually help - Hey, Detroiters. My 2021 Kia Soul was stolen from in front of my Bagley Neighborhood house sometime late Sunday 6/23 or early Monday 6/24. It's Neptune Blue with red highlights and a black/gray interior. Michigan license OPFU51

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William Maley's avatar William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social
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"Typical content I watch include CinemaSins.." Just going to stop this person right here and ask them to go outside and touch some grass.

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Brian Grubb's avatar Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social
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i hope Rob Thomas has at least one friend in his life who just relentlessly texts him “man it’s a hot one” whenever it gets above 90 outside

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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signing an $8 million deal to co-host a podcast with 26 listeners called Let’s Talk About It For Real with a g-league player who fucking hates me

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William Maley's avatar William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social
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Can't wait for your thoughts on what it is like to sleep in a Ariya

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Watching Grand Designs while sick has taught me two things: 1: Don’t think I could handle the stress that comes from building a house. 2: Whenever you are budgeting for your house project, add an extra $50,000 to it for unseen expenses.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸's avatar Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social
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As both a professional archaeologist of 10 years and a political activist, this is fucking dumb, but if this is the thing you're mad about just know that if the A303 judicial review fails this year we're going to dig a 2 mile long tunnel through the site and get it stripped of World Heritage status.

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Spencer Ackerman's avatar Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social
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“They know exactly what their target market is - people who have been given power of other people's money because they've learned how to smile at everything, and know that you can print money by hitching yourself to the next speculative bandwagon.” 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Rebekah Valentine's avatar Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social
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they should have called it Donkey Kong Country Returns Returns

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Wilbur72's avatar Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
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When I’m filling out a form that asks who to contact in case of emergency, I put “Ambulance”

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William Maley's avatar William Maley @realmudmonster.bsky.social
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This is good and dangerous news. Guess I’ll check it out sometime.

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Chris Steller's avatar Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social
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My Downloads folder is entirely: 📂Thing I DIdn't Realize Downloaded The First Time (4) 📂Thing I DIdn't Realize Downloaded The First Time (3) 📂Thing I DIdn't Realize Downloaded The First Time (2) 📂Thing I DIdn't Realize Downloaded The First Time (1) 📂Thing I DIdn't Realize Downloaded The First Time

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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