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Ricki Cummings

@rickiep00h.bsky.social

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42-year-old nobody living in Chicago, writing poems, and editing a podcast. She/her or they/them.

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Ricki Cummings's avatar Ricki Cummings @rickiep00h.bsky.social
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Yeah, that Bjork vid hit me at a very particular point in my life. (As far as my favorites, I think the Romanek one is my favorite. Sucker for good light work.

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Wrote my rep (and both senators) in support regardless. Letting them know I give a shit about this stuff.

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I've been thinking about reacquiring them. Learn so much good shit from those things. Like how I'm 90% sure I'm supposed to be a gay android.

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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Me: Meh, writing awards. Why assign your worth to whether or not you won some arbitrary trophy? Write for the love of writing, not meaningless accolades. The Stoker Award: *is a tiny castle* Me: Here's why it's transphobic that I haven't won a Stoker award (1/632)

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Flintlock's avatar Flintlock @flintlock.bsky.social
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A spokesperson for the Police Federation said "oink oink oink".

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Ricki Cummings's avatar Ricki Cummings @rickiep00h.bsky.social
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Nothing like waking up to pee, coming back to bed, sitting for ten dang seconds because you're getting old and your hip hurts, and St. Winkus Aloysius of Buttzville takes up an entire quadrant of a king-sized bed. The best... dog. 😬

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marghoul's avatar marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social
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i think the cyber truck is the closest thing to a real life cursed magic item we're gonna get. once it's yours you can't get rid of it, it immediately tries to harm you in several ways, and in every case there's a severe decline in your charisma stat

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Ricki Cummings's avatar Ricki Cummings @rickiep00h.bsky.social
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I spent several hours today doing book layout so it looks right to me. I don't think I'm gonna let someone else ruin it. I think I decided today I'm gonna self-pub this one, too. Maybe with a little more fanfare than the last. confessions was a trial run to see the interface. This one's for reals.

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willow 🐈‍⬛'s avatar willow 🐈‍⬛ @thrillow.gay
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i wish all Trans People a very Catch Your Own Glance In The Mirror And Smile And Blush A Little Because You Like What You See So Much

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Ricki Cummings's avatar Ricki Cummings @rickiep00h.bsky.social
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You know living 93 million miles from an enormous continuous fusion bomb has some okay benefits, but it still burns like a motherfucker when you're taking advantage of them. The Sun: Not Even Once.

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Bravemen's avatar Bravemen @bravemen.bsky.social
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So I'm at a friend's birthday party and someone is telling a story of their friend who got bit by a snake and had to get antivenom. $50k worth of antivenom. Poor bastard just started a job and was in between benefits. I had to ask, isn't the eligible for Cobra?

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WildGorillaMan's avatar WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

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Getchoo a plant nerd partner. Turns out plants are more fun that I was led to believe by my forebears.

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if you see this you have to post a photo from your device without explaining it

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Courtney Milan's avatar Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com
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Trump can say he'll distance himself from Project 2025 as much as he wants, but in his last term he appointed every faithful FedSoc judge he could get his hands on, and that's basically the entire game.

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Moira Donegan's avatar Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social
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“He took away abortion and he wants to be a dictator” should be plastered on every surface and blaring out of every speaker.

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Oh also two people in this 4 person household have covid and they're the ones with the worst likely outcomes, because some fucking fundie came to a birthday party sick.

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My favorite part about America is that I got parts for a 20-year old ATV this morning by just walking in and asking if they had them, but we spent an afternoon on Wednesday driving all over the county looking for COVID tests.

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Jeramy Neugin 's avatar Jeramy Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social
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Hillary headlines in 2015. Don't let the media fool you again. Image Courtesy of angry_staffer.

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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"Balance" means printing obvious Republican lies about Biden and also printing obvious Republican lies about what Republicans think.

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Look forward to this landing in page A8 of the Times, just below five or six more "SHOULD BIDEN DROP OUT????" stories

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Gonna be great when he goes boar hunting with Eric and Don Jr.

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Ricki Cummings's avatar Ricki Cummings @rickiep00h.bsky.social
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As true now as it was in 2016. Truer, indeed. This trans bitch is barely holding onto reality right now. For the love of fucking god, don't pull the self-righteous vapor argument about "electability." I don't like him either, but an ass-pull about-face candidate six months out will fucking doom us.

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Anywho. That's enough internet for me for today. I'm going to go set up my Bullet Journal and eat some lunch and work on tightening up this draft.

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Just fucking do it. Abortion? Full access! Money? Abolished! Student loans? Gone! Electrical grid? Fully greenin six months! Trump? Dumped into the ocean. Fuck these people. They want unrestricted power, show em what it can do. Joe Rogen? Strapped to the hull of an F-35. Fuck it.

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Give the people what they want, Joe. Unfettered despotism. Give it to em by actually making people's lives better. Wipe out everything. Bring the whole thing down. What's anyone gonna do? Take you to jail? Hardly! Send Seal Team Six after half the court and install actual Communists.

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Peter Sagal's avatar Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social
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Under today’s immunity decision, Biden could order AG Garland to immediately prosecute Thomas and Alito for corruption and insurrection. (Official act). If Garland refuses, Biden can fire him and replace him with someone who will. (Official act) I would suggest Elie Mystal.

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Vivian Moira Valentine's avatar Vivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social
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It's the last day of Pride, go buy trans books like you're clapping to keep Tinkerbell alive

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)'s avatar Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social
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For everyone that’s asked if they could get the art from the Blood of the Harpy bottles, you could possibly even wear it.

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To add to my "yes" from another platform, I was exceedingly sad when I couldn't get the last go-round. Let's all get one.

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And then the door threatens to sue him.

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[z o e m] fish riding cat with a heart full of napalm's avatar [z o e m] fish riding cat with a heart full of napalm @zoem.me
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today is a great day to: . love on your artist friends. tell them what you like about their art. tell them what pieces get you going . listen to your friends music. do the same . love on your friends in general. especially your friends who may be especially vulnerable after elections

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I know the world is on fire but I just finished the creative/generative phase of my next book, THE FAILURE EXPERIMENT. Edits, revision (only a little), and back matter up next.

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Right in their faces, everywhere they go, like a firehose hooked to a sewer main. So yeah, those "not terminally online" ARE gonna care, because it's another news cycle of the same reinforcing bullshit. Stop saying it "doesn't matter." It does. All of it does.

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All that vile shit that those fuckers believe? It goes out via offline channels, too. Rivers of TV, radio, newspaper, church, and McDonald's breakfast meetups. That shitgibbon didn't get elected the 1st time by online crazies. He got elected by people who have had every other media spewed at them.

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"People who aren't terminally online" are Trump's bread and butter. Just so we're clear. That's not the own you think it is. Those people pride themselves on their extremely narrow media consumption and absolute abhorrence of the entire world at large, not just the part of it that's online.

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The corollary: no one "knows" where their ideas come from. It's a unique combo of personality and things you have read. Your brain just slaps it together. The only thing that separates writers and non-writers (or "aspiring" writers) is that, get this, writers *write things down*.

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Ricki Cummings's avatar Ricki Cummings @rickiep00h.bsky.social
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Anyone can write. Anyone. That thing you're thinking right now? Write it down. You're writing. Keep doing that and one day you'll have a poem, story, novel, screenplay. Format later. Just getting it out of your head is the biggest part. You have ideas. Just write them down. This is writing.

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I have shrieking back pain from hauling a motorcycle with no wheels out of a shed yesterday, so be a dear and check out the newest edition of my newsletter at buttondown.email/rickicummings and also maybe give it a sub(scribe)?

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Rick Hollon's avatar Rick Hollon @mimulus.bsky.social
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It’s a goddamn shame that short speculative fiction is at its creative peak now, when its markets are in economic shambles. I wish 1920s-80s levels of SFF money were available now to finance beautiful and gay and provocative genre fic, instead of during the libertarian-punches-his-way-to-Mars era.

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Dear folks new to Bluesky: Please do give some consideration to how your first communications with others here will come across. Tromping into a thread in an openly antagonistic manner is not the way to go on a site with an ethos of "Don't Engage, Just Block" to people being jerks. Just FYI. Thanks.

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Gillen and McKelvie did and do warp my brain in ways I'm still untangling and their dedication to incredible covers is only one aspect. Every one is a masterpiece, whether Jamie's or a guest's work.

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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes 's avatar Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes @audreyashes.bsky.social
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He killed himself rather than submit to the chemical castration they were going to subject him to for being homosexual. He helped win the war, and saved COUNTLESS lives. Alan Turing deserved SO MUCH BETTER. 😭

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Three pieces in a row in my new book use algorithmic code: a C++ program, an Enigma code (yes I'm that kind of geek), and a sonnet. If you think any of these are out of place or misinterpreted as poetry GTFO. They are functionally identical.

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I wish every artist would get this exited about their work. ❤️

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