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Remembering Daniel Craig answering that question from the kid in Road to Perdition - "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so fucking hilarious."


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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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It really is making *me* feel crazy to see a bunch of other Democrat voters running around screaming about how Biden is now unelectable, on the basis of one bad debate and an incredibly obvious ratfucking campaign by America’s most craven newspaper.

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It would be like Batman decided to put disgusting little bat fingers at the ends of his cape.

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It's really something that Wildcat decided to go full cat nose and cat whiskers with his costume. That's just dedication to your animal avatar.

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He still hasn't learned how to wear his Edgar suit.

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And they said Silo was too far-fetched.

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Next Biden commercial should be Trump's Epstein contacts.

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The fact that WIP isn't kicking Howard Eskin off the air is such a Trump moment. Just grab them right in the . . .

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ManhattanJuryAppreciator 's avatar ManhattanJuryAppreciator @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social
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Kamala Harris: "I am the most stereotypical California liberal you can imagine" Online lefties, 2020 - last week: "NO YOU'RE A COP." Online lefties, realizing politics is more than vibes: "oh damn, I think the black woman from California might be more left than the white one from Michigan"

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Simpsons Season 4, Episode 6 "The Movie"

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I love Brandon Marsh as the next Phillies fan. But I'm looking at Logan O'Hoppe's numbers and I think we made a mistake.

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The only thing that requires us to let them speak is a law. If we can't make an exception to that law in the face of our destruction, then we deserve to be damned.

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What could a Nazi possibly say that would in any way be something that could lead to bettering the world we all have to live in? The fact that the ACLU does this doesn't make me sing their praises, it makes me marvel at their desire for self destruction.

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Steve Silberman's avatar Steve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social
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Thought experiment: Imagine if Obama, after claiming an election had been stolen from him and being convicted of 34 felonies, was granted immunity by SCOTUS justices who had taken undisclosed luxury trips on George Soros' dime. The fact that you can't even imagine this scenario tells you something.

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First Amendment rights for Nazis. It's an issue in America.

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Ratfucker Jr. looks like one of the Reservoir Dogs that just stumbled into the warehouse just in time to see Mr. Blonde cut off the cop's ear.

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He looks like one of the Reservoir Dogs who made it back to the warehouse and is getting ready to cut off a cop's ear.

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The response is usually you only want to shut down speech that you don't agree with. The entire planet fought a war that killed upwards of 80 million people in opposition to this speech. I think that jury came in.

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Will Stancil's avatar Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social
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it’s funny because local politics are mostly unaffected since there’s no such thing as a local meme going viral. but national politics are propelled by whatever ideas are getting dumped into people’s heads during their four-hour daily TikTok or Facebook sessions

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Elad Nehorai's avatar Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social
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Yep. One of the biggest blind spots people have is assuming that underneath, others share the same basic values as them. They have trouble imagining an ideology that is completely misaligned with theirs.

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When free speech absolutists demand that we must let Nazis speak this is what I intend to share with them moving forward.

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I’m still in camp ‘better gallows humor than none’ … oh shit, I’m in a camp?

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Who's ready for King Baron the First?

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Why This is A Great Day for A.G. Sultzberger

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You found that you better start boot-licking Trump even more.

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But there are so many points to still be scored! Will no one think of the ego-boosting points to be scored?

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Leftist edge lords online who in most cases also don't live in France. Like the BritProg progeny on here posting about Trump v Biden.

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Take one bit of cheer from today. Historically, the First of July was a rough day for the Union Army at Gettysburg.

But we know how it turned out.

#Gettysburg

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I wish President Biden would take the completely wrong lesson from all of those Spider-Man comics and movies and realize that with great power comes the ability to administer great ass-kickings.

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There's maybe one Democrat who can beat Donald Trump at this point if we switch horses. And, it is this guy, and in this specific outfit.

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Are we just going to sit back and take this? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE ARE!!!

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Based on the spray tan - time in the sun is probably not a consideration.

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I wonder to what extent reporters are behaving like this in the hopes of living out some romantic fantasy where the goons break into their newsroom and they have to join the underground and they fall in love with a hot member of the proletariat and have super hot resistance sex before being hung?

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New flag spotted at the Alito's home today.

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Hmm. It is weird that this particular court didn't see it that way.

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The amazing thing about the Hawk Tuah Girl is her homogeneity with millions of Hawk Tuah Girls across this great country. Also, I would bet that she's MAGA and is anti-abortion.

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It's like the Supreme Court (think radioactive spider) has given Joe Biden (think Peter Parker) all this great power. And with great power comes the ability to administer great ass-kickings.

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If the Democratic Party instituted a Hunger Games replacement strategy - two questions: 1) Who would win? 2.) Why would it be Pete Buttigieg?

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Which one is Kent Brockman?

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Gotta love Jake the Snake. He's seen what our new, well, recycled Ant Overlord has to offer and he says "Give me some of that sugar, baby."

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Oh, what a relief. I was afraid that the Supreme Court thing would quell all the Genocide Joe fuckwits. Thank god they're still here.

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Jacob T. Levy's avatar Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social
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Not one more minute of defensiveness from the Biden campaign, please. Not one more question answered about age or debates. All day, every day, a referendum on Trump's criminality and assault on the constitutional order, on what he would be like with blank check for his lawlessness.

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"And what Bill Maher wants, Bill Maher gets, baby!" Presumbably A.G. Sulzberger.

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Watching Nick Castellanos hit a single and then the ball boy comes over and Castellanos starts removing all his arm pads, elbow pads and shin guards and handing them over to the ball boy. It struck me it was like a knight removing his armor and handing it over to his squire.

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I don't know man. It's all hands on deck. If they can't do their part, forget them. Just my HumOp.

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Note. Joe Biden's almost one hundred percent dead cert not going to save us either. We're going to have to save him - and ourselves in the process.

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Jake Tapper isn't going to save us for sure. But Jon Stewart and John Oliver aren't going to save us either. Remember as much as we go after the news media for bothsides-ing this thing, the late-night joke guys have to get their licks in on Biden too to keep the kiddos in their audience happy.

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Best Hulk is the smart Hulk. Peter David showed the way on that. Smart Hulk with an urge -- just a little - to get back at the World for pantsing him. Smart Hulk all the way.

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Did you ever notice in all the big moments when he could come through big, Jake Tapper shits the bed? The country needed Edward R. Murrow. Tapper didn't even give us Edward Munster.

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Did you ever notice in all the big moments when he could come through big, Jake Tapper shits the bed? The country needed Edward R. Murrow. Tapper didn't even give us Edward Munster.

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