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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds@takel.gryph.one |
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Takel. Cybersecurity gryphon, leftist, pansexual disaster. Old enough to complain about back pain. He/him.
PFP by @fleeks.art. Banner's from art by @blindcoyote.bsky.social.
Horny On Main, so 🔞.
Find me elsewhere: fursona.directory/@Takel
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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the moment the author starting whining about HR i was convinced he had gotten yelled at for trying to fuck his secretary nothing in the podcast made me believe otherwise
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If Books Could Kill
@ifbookspod.bsky.social
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Episode 30: The Origins of Woke One man attempts to trace the lineage of modern "wokeness" and imagine a world without it. He is hampered severely by the fact that he is not normal.
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COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL
@hyenablood.yeen.world
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this is too hot for twitter right
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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gamers aren't oppressed but they should be, part the infinite
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ΛTLΛS
@atlasbun.bsky.social
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Begging and pleading progressive folks to stop spreading the bullshit lie that voting doesn't matter or is flat out rigged every time I hear an otherwise smart left leaning person say this it makes me want to eat my poli sci degree and shake them violently.
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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the Democratic response to the last time they were completely wiped out in Presidential elections (e.g. Reagan/George H.W. Bush) was to move right with Clintonian triangulation there aren't a lot of things I'm sure of in politics these days, but "Dems will move right if wiped off the map" is one
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Megan Fox
@glassbottommeg.bsky.social
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Sometimes I think the primary application of my math degree is to be permanently incandescent at how bad the wider world is at math, and how it mostly exists to justify things that the mathematicians themselves would happily tell you are highly unlikely and terrible choices on a whole
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Megan Fox
@glassbottommeg.bsky.social
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HAH. You know all that Return To Office Is Really Happening news that monied interests keep trying to shove out?
No. No, not at all. Office vacancies are at an all-time high. www.axios.com/2024/07/09/o...
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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my suspicion as to the former is that it's similar to the people who voted Uncommitted in the primary; it's not so much actual support for Trump as it is a way to try and yell at Biden to stop being shit before they give up and vote for him anyway
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SwiftOnSecurity
@swiftonsecurity.com
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One of the biggest security expertise redpills is this is unironically a good idea and the time spent making fun of it was ill-advised for most users whose physical security threat is not a factor in comparison.
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COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL
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if bakool ja ja had 2 dicks and the left hand jerked off the right dick and vice versa is that problematic or like, what would that count as. I am normal and can be trusted with a subscription to ffxiv.
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Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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it turned out one of the dudes actually shot himself and the other never pulled the trigger www.arkansasonline.com/news/2020/au...
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Edith Charles 🏳️⚧️
@edithcharles.bsky.social
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Please help, I'm trapped on this island, no no don't rescue me, just blow it up
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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"bye bitch" -Jet the Hawk, Real-Time Fandub Games and the Necessity of Change
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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the more i see the alternatives that media shitheads come up with the more convinced i become that biden should stay in the race, age and mental capacity be damned
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
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if you took the first few chapters of gunnerkrigg court and ran them through at least three randomly chosen instagram filters the resulting artwork would still be better than this
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Haus of Decline
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
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Michael
@fleerultra.bsky.social
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i maintain that biden’s biggest weaknesses and missteps have nothing to do with the very real effects of aging and everything to do with the fact that his politics are themselves old and outdated
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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even under new leadership the Onion still can't stop doing the thing where it reports what actually happens and calls it satirical
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still think about how Hadoop created a bodge distributed filesystem for batch operations and people then tried using it for real file operations and how insanely slow and painful it was and basically everyone "This is fine™"ed it until the Big Data fad passed this is why Daddy drinks
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e.w. niedermeyer
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So the more I see of this, the more I respect it. The Cybertruck is so unrelentingly and singularly absurd that the only sane aesthetic response is to heap yet more absurdity on top. This exudes a level of "you're locked in here with me" energy that you don't often get the opportunity to witness.
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Jjinandtonic
@jjinandtonic.bsky.social
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Reintroducing furries into online social media platforms like the Park Service reintroduces wolves into national parks
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Mara Wilson
@marawilson.bsky.social
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I always liked that Onion headline about romantic comedy behavior leading to a man getting arrested But honestly, I’ve read a good number of romantic comedy books in the past few years, and if anybody’s getting arrested, it’s those who behave like the romantic comedy heroine’s sassy best friend
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Ian Boudreau
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Very funny that the Times was so certain about the panic they were causing that they set up a little live update election-season scoreboard for it
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Andrew D Thaler
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I see we've reached the "famous artist credibly accused of sexual assault wasn't actually a great artist and you're a chump for liking him" phase. Consider that pretending terrible people can't make great art helps terrible people who make great art whedon their way into vulnerable communities.
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Soma Coyote / Ashaa Raven 🐺🐦⬛
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begging people not to demonize antidepressants/anxiety meds when their first regimen doesn't immediately work this can cause so much damage, when mental health treatment already has all sorts of stigma. "all antidepressants turn everyone into emotionally muted zombies" is scientology grade BS
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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the New York Times is running a significant risk at this point of doing the kind of reputational damage to itself among its chief audience - affluent normie libs - that Elon's hard right turn has done to Tesla
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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just realized i was massively overthinking my "can i do a YGOTAS reference on a wrestling sign" plan assuming she's at All Out i can just show up with a sign that says "Screw the Rules, I Have Moné"
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Breezy 🏳️⚧️💖
@bluebirdbreeze.bsky.social
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OH HECK, I'M LATE!!! ...for my new 📆 SCHEDULEEE 📆 Streams start at noon ET now!! That's 9 am PT, and 6 pm in Europe!! Alright gotta go live now 👀💦💦
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
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okay but i'd actually consider converting to a religion that had gods who turn women into dragons
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𐌶𐍉𐌴
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quote from local trans woman at IKEA;
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
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I just read an article that said "Why is it taking so long for your favorite movies and tv series to air? Blame the writers and actor strikes" No I won't. I'm blaming that ✨single✨ motherfucker at the studio who makes $250 million dollars a year who's one job is supposed to make this shit happen.
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David Noll
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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence
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Nina Kalinkos
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Takel made it home safe and sound, and look at what a home he's been given! I love making pieces that folks want to display . I love it so freaking much.
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male to fujo transsexual
@foxglove.bsky.social
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Brain karate in the mind palace.
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
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Battlefield Earth was so bad i couldn't even make it through the Rifftrax of it
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
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no argument here, and they certainly seemed pretty happy with it while they were working on it too
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
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"kill the part of you that cringes" can also include killing the part of you that willingly watches MatPat
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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finally finished putting together a display cabinet for some of my physical furry artwork
top: sculpture of Takel by @eclecticclay.bsky.social
below: replica of Agnargsilv from the Noss Saga by @joabaldwin.com
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Zannah
@alopexstudios.bsky.social
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Good reminder that opinion polls are increasingly a poor metric to determine the outcome of elections and the chuds want you to think it’s a done deal they’re winning. Also the media has a vested interest in keeping people angry and afraid so they stay engaged. Bravo, France!
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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i literally had the CEO of my company laugh at me for being overdressed because i had a polo shirt on during a Zoom meeting
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きくらげ
@suolan.bsky.social
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blowing in the wind
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Takel was voted Mr. Wrath Month 2024 by a jury of birds
@takel.gryph.one
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sorry to hear it's been rough for you
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Chris Franklin
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It’s like Ubisoft made an entire game out of the concept of tonal conflict
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Sorrel θ∆
@nubtufts.tuft.party
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People saying Dawntrail is bad because of Wuk Lamat
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ApocalypticaNow
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Can't let our disdain for AI make us forget to go after bitcoin too
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Iron Spike
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When you run a store or a BackerKit, you can see all the analytics. Where people come from. It can get really granular. We launched the Lackadaisy store rebuild a few hours ago, and sales are humming along, and. Twitter isn't even in the top 5 referrers. Unthinkable, 5 years ago.
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Shiro Sirius
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Once again I think it’s okay to celebrate small victories and Rishi Sunak bombing his entire party is a good small victory even if the alternatives aren’t great
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