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COPA announcer just said Luis Suarez "just took a little chunk out of the defender there" while I was looking down. I looked up expecting to see torn flesh in between his teeth.

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I like imagining a brutally honest political consultant. "Look, boss. No one fucking knows. I have some ideas on shit we could *try*."

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Now I'm just imagining someone advertising "farm-to-table" cola.

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I plan on bathing in uncertainty for about a month. No one knows anything.

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Katharine LaRonde's avatar Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
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If the French defeat the Nazis and America doesn’t, we will have to retire some of our most cherished jokes.

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Fuck the twee presentation. I want stains on my shirt when I leave.

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man it's a hot zone,'s avatar man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
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Glassy-eyed mouthing back at the pharmaceutical ad, "Control is everything to me."

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I'd forgotten about this. He's not necessarily "making up a guy" but he's definitely trying to empathize with the "most addle-brained guy."

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some ambitious young creative should make a series of Schoolhouse Rock-style animated info clips based on Project 2025

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[Unscrewing the cap on a fifth of Broker's whiskey] Yeah, we're good.

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I will bang this drum forever: in THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE: THE GERMANS, 1933-45 Milton Mayer interviewed 10 ordinary Germans after WW2 to learn how fascism took hold. There was never a moment when everyone woke up:

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I knew he was young but 22??

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You can pry the leopard print MC Hammer pants from my cold, dead legs.

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Im thinking "official acts" will never be defined because to do so would eliminate its usefulness to those who want to abuse it.

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It certainly reads as legal clearance for one very specific person.

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The notion that a hypothetical assassination of a political rival was brought up in a lower court was weird enough. That it was affirmed by scotus isn't weird. It's fucking frightening.

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This fella makes a good point

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"Official act, muthafuckas."

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I imagine that, soon, "official acts" will be the new "for reasons of national security."

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Forcing John Roberts into a recursive contradiction that tears reality apart by asking him if a Jan. 6 participant could sleep outside the Capitol the night before

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I think he was referring to the poll he quote-posted.

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With those people, I politely disagree. It reinforced the most damaging line of attack against him.

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I'm going with "It was catastrophic but may not change enough minds to make an electoral difference." Call it cope, if you like.

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Hey, sorry about my "tough guy" reply. Just my frustration pointed in the wrong direction.

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Yeah, the trajectory isn't great. Once a person can't stand still without holding their mouth agape, it's a problem.

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God, I love tough online guys.

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One debate, and it's time to start figuring out supply lines?

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Now I'm truly happy I'm not watching. Misophones revolt!

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Mir's avatar Mir @miriam.lol
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How to set up a campfire? ai:

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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There is so much darkness and pain in the world today, the least you could do is use a photo of the the melting Lincoln statue from the angle where it looks like he’s getting insane dome

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Likely. Can repeatedly lifting cans of shitty beer for 40 years be a contributing factor? I say yes.

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I want the story behind that wrist brace.

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I figured—and amen. I forgive smooth jazz lovers. What's it to me?

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Not gonna wear my old The Strokes tee downtown lest I get my ear flicked by a bearded passer-by.

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I'd love to hear from the casts and crews from those 15 years about how insufferable he was to work with.

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I take some labels with a grain of salt, but damn

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"Ready for an adventure?!" "Where are we going? The mountains, the beach, something off terrain?" "No, we're going to the supermarket! Anything can happen!"

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That makes *a lot* more sense than a Dr. Suess chant.

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Watching Denmark v Serbia and can't quite make out a particular chant, but I *think* it's "GREEN EGGS AND HAM, Y'ALL!!"

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"Banzai of biases" is solid.

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