Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social

There is so much darkness and pain in the world today, the least you could do is use a photo of the the melting Lincoln statue from the angle where it looks like he’s getting insane dome

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Coffee and Fingernails @coffeenfingernails.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

I'd like to think he's getting it from Twink Lincoln

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Kye Fox @kyefox.com [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

He's about to bust (since his head will fall off and become a bust)

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Joel Pelletier 🍩 @joelpelletier.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

He deserves it

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Roger Ailes @rogerailes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

Let go and let Todd.

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The Nocturnal DM @thenocturnaldm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

Reminds of this old commercial

youtu.be/qf1dzpU2Oao?...

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Panic! at Nabisco @sthomas451.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

📌

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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

Getting his rail split

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

Red, seeing this picture: That’s depressing Me: Not for him

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@ourotheboros.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

Sic Semper Mentula

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

Sorry, I see this pose and think TDK chrome cassettes

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Mayor of the Moon @moonmayor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

Quick! We need to preserve this statue!

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Justin Walsh @jstpwalsh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

This is why I'm on Bluesky

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Minuit @zoroark.ca [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

He looks like the play just ended.

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Dr. John D. Martin III @jdmar3.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

ping @nuclearanthro.bsky.social

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WAP @wetasspword.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

The aftermath of a Nancy Reagan visit

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@zendarva.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

I wish i was as optimistic as you. I thought he was slumping backwards in defeat.

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Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

Getting that Mary Todd

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@bluecabazon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

That was some good weed!

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@nathangarett.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

Or...the wet plops finally escaped him.

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Woven Antelope @wovenantelope.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

Abrahawktuahm Lincoln

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Basho BANANATREE! @wellstonian.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

Talk about “Oh Mary!”

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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

Is he selling Maxell tapes?

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Bart W @bartosh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

he got the hawk tuah

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EricFate @ericfate.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

Somewhere off camera, the wax John Wilkes Booth statue is leaping over the balcony to make his escape.

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Caseker @caseker.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

It reminds me of an old Maxis commercial

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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

This is the one true photo* *with the addition of Nancy helping out

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Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @pyrholidon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

just say this was meant to depict lincoln immediately after his shooting

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Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe @cleverhandlehere.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

‘Bout to drop the ejaculation proclamation

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Jeffs Comics @jeffscomics.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Lincoln giving the A Zipper Divided speech

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As A Dog-man ☭ @scooterdavis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Sic semper my penis

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Richard Sales @theblueacorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

Pipe stoving.

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Pppatticake @pppatticake.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:24 UTC

Lol

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bemily @bemily.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

real question: is he made of wax or what

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@yeroc.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Lincoln said she the throat goat, honest Abe ain’t cappin

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Javelin aka EJ @javelin1.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 08:27 UTC

It looks more like the guy from the 80s 90s commercials for surround sound.

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ChrisR @dingerbell.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:02 UTC

This reminds me of the Maxell tape ads from the 80s.

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mmmm, paint chips @shamr0cker.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Climate change is terrible but you got to laugh when and where you can be

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

They had interns in 1864?

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smokey eunuch™ @dommedeluise.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:57 UTC

whenn she appomattoxes my court house and.... no when she addresses my gettysberg and keeps on... no, four score and seven beejes ago

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