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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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Thank you! š
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Katie@themilkwitch.bsky.social |
714 followers 402 following 426 posts
Puns. Whimsy. Ice cream.
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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Thank you! š
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Favskeet
@favskeet.bsky.social
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This post by @themilkwitch.bsky.social was so good, @nicebutnot.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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Omg ty!! š
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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we would very much appreciate the help
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Sweetie Ļ
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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RIP Thomas Jefferson you would have loved rotel cheese dip
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Using my one Fourth of July wish from the skoal long cut fairy to make professional wrestling real
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Katie Didnāt
@porkchophair.bsky.social
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If I arrive at your party and you ask me to help cut up the pineapple, Iām mad at you.
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Capān Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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I donāt have a dog so I celebrate July 4th with those cucumbers that freak out my cat.
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Docs ask how many concussions you had/when they happened and it's like c'mon all I know is that I got hit a lot in my memory spot
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Get away from me to show me you celebrate my independence
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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It's truly unjust
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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I have concerns about his vision for toys and how it will impact current squeakonomic policies, but I'm still going to vote for him
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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He does take bribes, and he still plans to run for pawffice
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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I humbly accept ššøš
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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he has a lot of unpaid barking tickets
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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Please think of the dogs this 4th. Like mine, who wanted to open a fireworks stand, but the city will not grant him a permit
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Capān Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Can you please stop the fireworks Iām trying to do patriotism
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
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Before I get lost in it, please clarify what type of sauce
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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Don't know what y'all heard, but I heard I'm super sexy. It's all over the site. Everyone talking.
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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Gonna rope Husband into making pickled eggs with me. For romance.
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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I hate when I buy a fence but they install it poorly and I have to ask my internet friends to help fix it, repost if you agree
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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her: you're the bees' pajamas! me: that's a malaprop, you mean "cat's pajamas?" her: cats don't need pajamas either, so who cares?
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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when I die and become a ghost I will simply switch to shitposting on boosky
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Maybe I need to be strained through a cheesecloth
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Iād like to think that when Jesus signed his name, heād dot the i in Christ with a little heart
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Ratatouille was closer to The Exorcist than we give it credit for
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Vitamins arenāt real. Thereās no way Iām getting the same shit from lettuce, the sun, and a Monster energy drink
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Dude
@prosaic.bsky.social
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æļørofessor Kiosk š
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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writing WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? on napkins and leaving them in gas station restrooms
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Capān Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Subscribe and Iāll deem you Tigra or Bunny
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Capān Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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I learned how to make my own mouthwash from natural ingredients and then I learned how I really want everyone to taste like electric poison.
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Capān Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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I throw my case like a smoke bomb, yelling āsee ya suckersā and my enemies are bewildered by my earbuds skittering willy nilly in all directions
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Capān Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Ask a librarian. I did, and learned Iāve been using the word ābrandishingā wrong all day and that I canāt come back without pants.
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I'm embarrassed to tell people this, but my dog will calm down if you whisper "bravado avocado" in his ear. It's the only phrase that works, his emotional cheat code. Bravado avocado.
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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blaming all my behavior on trying to attain appropriate correlation with a particle I'm entangled with
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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It would be preferable that you didn't take me by the ears and play upon my darkest fears actually
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Capān Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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I could think about why I never liked that smart important music Iām supposed to, or I can mercilessly crank Rock and Roll McDonalds until all thought is annihilated
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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ššš
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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Several š
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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The mosquitos that bit me didn't know how powerful I am and now they're hulking out. Some of them can't handle it
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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Same tbh
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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I've started using it in baking. A nanohattan of salt, a picohattan of baking powder. A gigahattan of chocolate chips
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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documentaries love using 'Manhattan' as a unit of measure -- anything to avoid the metric system.
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Going on Shark Tank to ask for a predatory loan.
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Swell guy
@lettuce.bsky.social
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Rubbed my belly and a belly genie came out??
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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My shirt's feeling a little too dry and comfortable. I'd better go do some dishes
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Swell guy
@lettuce.bsky.social
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Accidentally turned gold into lead š
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Capān Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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A version of ānever have I everā where you just take turns saying that phrase in the most offended southern belle voice you can muster
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