Jon Baker

@thejonbaker.bsky.social

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Dad, geek, lover of all things comedy. I draw the webcomic @AlarminglyBad

Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

Killed it

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

Insert coin to continue.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 11:37 UTC

Home buyer: I want to live close to nature! *wildlife shows up* Home buyer: Not like that.

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

*Riker chair maneuver* The only hoes I ever managed to pull were in a garden

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

HISTORY FACT: Benjamin Franklin was always hot and thirsty

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

Hey! The Alarmingly Bad discord server is doing a D&D one shot NEXT WEEK. Stop on by, it should be fun!

Join us 7/11 @ 9PM EST

twitch.tv/alarminglybad

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

What if the entire internet *is* the horny jail

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

[Repost] Ash and his mom need to have that talk about the birds and the Beedrills.

(Idea by @willarther.bsky.social)

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

When someone asks u to describe urself

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

I just sent out a presentation with a typo where instead of “Row Labels” it says “Ow Labels” which is funny to me because everything is pain

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

For legal reasons, this is a joke

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melted computer @meltedcomputer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

me: i’m chonking on food please call 911 my friends: chonking

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Paul Duane @paulduane.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 11:21 UTC

I think the reason Philip K Dick is still the predominant SF writer of the last century is, he was the only one who foresaw a future where everything would be boring, inconvenient and dehumanising, and where the only way you can win is to somehow refuse to give up your humanity.

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

Geese Clowns 🤝 Honking & murder

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

I never learned about survivorship bias and I turned out okay

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

Honestly expecting the Supreme Court to legalize The Purge at this point

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Inside you are two wolves Give them some privacy, you fucken weirdo

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

ME: ME: ME: MY BRAIN: If Bigfoot and all the other cryptids made a porno, do you think they’d call it Mythbusters?

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

[Repost] Hope this helps.

#comic #webcomic #guide

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

I can get behind a meaningless sticker

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

COMPANY: Here are some new AI features for our product that never needed it before ME: I don’t want them, they suck COMPANY: The AI we developed said you did ME: Please stop COMPANY: Sorry we can’t hear you over the crying people we had to let go to make room for the AI

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

Help I have 3 videos open on 3 different tabs but I can’t watch any of them because I keep cycling between them

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

I’ve never understood this

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

Decaf with 4 shots of espresso just to keep my body guessing

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

Body slam poetry

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

I’m at the Play Area I’m at the Cholera Burial Ground I’m at the coooombination Play Area & Cholera Burial Ground

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

THEY COULD USE SOME SALT HONESTLY

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

THAT’S WHAT I KEEP SAYING

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

Tastes like WUBRG

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

[Repost] Yes, I am this bad.

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

👏 IF 👏 I’M 👏 NOT 👏 SUPPOSED 👏 TO 👏 EAT 👏 MY 👏 MAGIC 👏 THE 👏 GATHERING 👏 CARDS 👏 THEN 👏 WHY 👏 DO 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 FLAVOR 👏 TEXT 👏

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

*Bites into raw potato like an apple while aggressively making eye contact* Potato time, bitch

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:20 UTC

I am built different Mostly like IKEA furniture hastily slapped together without even looking at the manual But different all the same

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

There’s plenty of fish in the sea, and a surprisingly low number of security guards at Sea World Do with this information what you will

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

Why is it the people asking the stupidest fucking questions and doing the stupidest fucking things that are the ones that won’t take no for an answer

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

He likes to watch.

#galbor #comic #webcomic

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

ME, TO MY DAD: Dad, you’re the best. I love you. MY DAD: Thanks, son. MY 6 YO, TO ME: Dad, you’re the best. I love you. ME: Have you even been paying attention? I am a complete fuck up. Please, for your sake, don’t look up to me.

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

Reincarnation is just New Game+

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

[Repost] …and Jack never went hungry again. The End.

#comics #webcomics

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

Fuck you, NYT connections, that is *absolutely* a group of 4

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

Me, opening up after one drink

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

Welp, that seals it. I am *not* voting for Hunter Biden

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

LOVE thy neighbor? Fuck even the Bible’s gone woke

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

Baja Blast implies the existence of a Baja Ground Zero

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

Him: how’re you doing Me:

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Everybody wants to go to Funkytown, but nobody wants to pay Funkytaxes

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

Why numbers no go up make numbers go up

#comic #webcomics

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