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What I look like scrolling social media

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He’s become high on his own supply - too reliant on the Oakley’s. He leaves this house and is just blasted with light and color like Dorothy.

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Omg my heart!! A pittie with hairy ears!!! 🥰 Handsomest boy I’ve ever seen.

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This was just the rabbit hole I needed today! So fascinating!!

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I want to read all of the bonkers NYT articles/opinions that come out, seemingly, every day, but I don’t want to give them my money for a sub because of said bonkery.

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deep cut, but to this day I say “pick me up! Pick me up!” just like Tick Tock in that one scene. Also, every time I see an emerald tchotchki I’m compelled to touch it.

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Absolutely living for all the photos people are posting of empty champagne shelves at their local stores. 🍾✨🎆

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Them, at the scene of an accident: someone help, we need blood right away! Me: *starts flossing*

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[clown bed] Clown: *holding a slipper with a horn on it* who wants a honk shoe Other Clowns: me me me me me

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Do you ever look at the clock and it’s like, 4:30 in the afternoon and you get mad?

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Cretin's clear watery bible

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Thought I was SLICKKK ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Had a jump scare scrolling past my neglected Duolingo app icon.

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My body: I’m tired Me: lays down Body: wait now I’m thirsty Me: drinks water, lays back down Body: 🔥🔥ACID REFLUX 🔥🔥

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Ok not the point but I really thought Austin American-Statesman was someone’s name. Like, relax, Texas. Jesus.

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I just got straight murdered by this. Like it didn’t just attack me, I am now dead

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They know this which is why you can’t just subscribe to cooking AND games. It’s one or the other and if you want both you have to pay for the full subscription which absolutely not

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I just fully absorbed the lore of “Preachers Daughter” by Ethel Cain and I’m… gonna need a minute.

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detective: where were you on the night of— me: in bed detective: I didn’t say which night me: doesn’t matter detective: I didn’t say what time me: *looking him square in the eye* it doesn’t matter

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Musk: ha, it’s Opposite Day, cucks. HellaOld4ChanMeme.jpg

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I blame the intellectual dark web for this. They cast their nets into seas of educated liberals and get them to ask “but what about...” If I see another person I respect spend one more second seriously contemplating Trumpers out of “moral obligation” I will walk into the fucking ocean.

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Sweet Baby Ray’s on wagyu is grounds for the guillotine.

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[beck loser voice] in the time of cringey tweets i was a cheugy

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kowloon restaurant, saugus, massachusetts, 1978

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Claire Willett's avatar Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social
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how to cherish things that aren’t yours without claiming ownership of them is not a skill we are taught as often as we should be, I think

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THINGS WE DIDN'T DO: - Start The Fire - Shoot The Deputy THINGS WE DID DO: - Built This City - Shot The Sheriff THINGS WE WANT TO DO: - Break Free - Hold Your Hand THINGS WE WILL DO: - Rock You - Survive -Anything For Love THINGS WE WON'T DO: - That

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[to the tune of “Jukebox Hero”] 🎶 gonna eat an AIRPORT SANDWICH it’s cold and it’s dry AIRPORT SANDWICH it’s $13.95 🎶

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no time to explain, jump in the Haikubaru

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Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel's avatar Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel @kleinman.bsky.social
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Ladies, leave your man at home Time to make the donuts and get a coffee to go And all you fellas, leave your girl with her friends 'Cause it's 6 am and it's time for Dunkin', Dunkin'

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I have a good friend named Thaddeus and he goes by Ted, so if it wasn’t already glaringly obvious this guys entire personality is a douchey choice.

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As a laymen and non-writer, how could someone like myself do that? Is it as simple as writing a letter to the editor?

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Came here to scream “Reptar Bar!” and also everything in these scenes specifically

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Whenever a cartoon is drawn as being stressed and he gets those sweat droplets flying off his face? I feel bad for that dude!!

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