The Onion @theonion.com

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Katya (The Crimes President) @katastrophe1312.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 09:34 UTC

appropriate...

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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:57 UTC

So close to NotTheOnion.

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@julianes.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

Nobody understands the SC polycube

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Anne Brady @ronniebrady.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

They share her? LOL

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Hawaiian-ish Kelly🌺 @hawaiian-ishkelly.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

😂😂😂

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BBL Lizzy @hereforagoodtime.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Finally, one good joke in three days

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Do people still use this app? @epinardianguardian.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

Onion should sell random seeds and call them onion seeds.

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Andrew @andrewgowen.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 09:18 UTC

Trump before SCOTUS: It was Melania that made me do it. Alito: There is precedent for this defence. The World: 😳🤯

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bouquets.iptv @bouquetsiptv.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

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Hens Breet @monospace.com [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

Not funny

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Al Petterson @eyelessgame.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

I think the joke here is that more than one supreme court justice has an absolute karen for a wife and they are pretending to confuse them as a result. But when the best you can do when you see a joke is to say that you can see what they are reaching for, maybe it needs a little more work.

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𐓀𐓂͘𐒼𐒷 𐓒𐒻 𐓈𐒰͘ 𐒿𐒷𐓓𐒷 @motherofbeanz.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

Makes sense. I just assumed she was the group’s trad wife. Since they want women to be property.

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

I can see how you’d get confused on this

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Sarah T Roberts, PhD @ubiquity75.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

This is the one. This right here.

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This Sandwichman is Tom Walker @thesandwichman.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

polyamorality!

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Dieter Mueller (Klarname) 5*💉 @bitpaul53.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

Upside-Down Judge???😳

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @hlrowe.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

Hey The Onion. You have some great stuff that a lot of people really enjoy. Could you consider adding alt text to your posts so more people can enjoy? Thanks!

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@bluesouth.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

undefeated

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@jim157.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

Why didn't he fix it? That's really the question.

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