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Museum spokesperson Anne Sheridan stated that British officials hoped the move would ultimately strengthen the country’s diplomatic ties with Zeus.

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Captain Hurley's avatar Captain Hurley @zoonie.bsky.social
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Sirs, did you not realise that God is an Englishman, and this is the natural home of all holy relics?

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's avatar @drosgood.bsky.social
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What? Was a faux-marble copy not good enough for them?

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James Carrier's avatar James Carrier @studiousbadger.bsky.social
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I was going to sarcastically comment ‘technically it’s a long - term loan’ but they already did that joke in the article 🤣

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's avatar @beemangler.bsky.social
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Prometheus was born in Hemel Hempstead, FACT.

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jdreyfuss (he/him)'s avatar jdreyfuss (he/him) @jdreyfuss.bsky.social
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First the Titanic exhibit floods without explanation and now this.

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Michael's avatar Michael @michael60647.bsky.social
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Zeus? The guy who sleeps with his sister/wife Hera?

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Bill Stewart's avatar Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social
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Zeus is still mad that they kept his marbles so long.

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Pheasant Plucker 's avatar Pheasant Plucker @pheasant.bsky.social
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Probably also time to return Cassandra's box of misfortunes

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Pi-3 Orionis's avatar Pi-3 Orionis @pi3orionis.bsky.social
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This one actually made me laugh out loud for real, heh.

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Tommy's avatar Tommy @tommyg.bsky.social
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I snorted

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IzanamiC⛩️'s avatar IzanamiC⛩️ @izanamic.bsky.social
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Apollo was SO pissed

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