Tyler Ostrowski

@therealtylero.bsky.social

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I would really appreciate a hot dog.

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Sarah Ford 🚗🌲💥 Pacific Drive out now! @angeloslh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:15 UTC

🐞 Wagon LODs broken on sunny highway level First Seen: 09/07/2024, CL # 4578-B Priority: P1 Steps to reproduce : Load sunny highway level, get out of car

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

If someone would let me borrow their Chevy Bolt, I would happily make an instructional video on EVs for our moms.

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

That sound plays when i stub my toe

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Fruit Freak @fruitfreak.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

You can't play yourself in your own biopic. You can't do that.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

Crush Bundticoot

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Your pee should actually smell like chocolate.

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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

Happy independence day to all who remember why we declared independence and a very fuck off to those who think kings are good actually.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

It's Dumb Boy Summer up in here

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

I asked Lordstown for a free Endurance and they never got back to me.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

I forgot about this!

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

Who calls them that? What narrow dialect calls them "streamers?"

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

Things just got WORSE™!!!

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

Good post

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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 07:06 UTC

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

Huh? I mean, what? How did they know??????

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Sarah Ford 🚗🌲💥 Pacific Drive out now! @angeloslh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

The chinese cybertruck looks like it was designed by somebody who actually knows how to design cars

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

A customer came into work yesterday wearing a Vote Kennedy shirt. It was surreal.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

No Tyler you can't just ask people to show you their vacuums. People don't do that.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

Hmm... the timeline's slow today...

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Jetta 🖌️💙 @jetta.cat
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

what if drug dealers were allowed to advertise on racecars

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

I fucking love carpeting

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

I have it. The Ned for Sped.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 11:23 UTC

tremendous

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

This is really shitty. I was really looking forward to ending a monopoly.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

Hold on, having an epiphany.

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Amanda Smith @amandasmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 05:04 UTC

Found my new favorite benign conspiracy theory thanks to r/cyberstuck

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Standplaats Krakow @standplaatskrk.pl
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 11:21 UTC

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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

I shouldn't have to experience hot weather ever again. I don't like it. The max temperature should be like 55.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 05:42 UTC

Always a great time when we see Milwaukee in the news, isn't it?

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PandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

"Joe Rogan Won't Announce His Commitment to the Resurrection of Jesus CHRIST and It's Pissing Me the FREAK off?!??!!?"

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 04:00 UTC

I want to see Shigeru Miyamoto play Sonic Adventure.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

Hooking my 12 volt battery up to the 150 kw charger

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

It's actually healthy to eat the entire pizza at once.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Just threw out my shoulder wiping my ass.

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Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

Hitman 4

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

Gamers:

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 04:32 UTC

It should look like Perfect Fart.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

Oh, this is happening? This is really happening?

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Matthew S. @backwardsknight.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

I had this happen to me, but with Burnout.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

Just downloaded Google's notes app for the first time. I don't know what the hell happened with my Google Home.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

Just had a brilliant idea for a game.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

God and the devil scolding you through a PS1 game? Yeah.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

I miss the Dairy Queen that was in the Pick 'n' Save we went to when I was a kid.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

All my favorite episodes. Well, including the 1997 Cherokee review.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

I'm thinking of pranking my best friend by getting him elected as mayor of Saint Louis.

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Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Charging my normal gas car at the electric car charger

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