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Amanda Smith@amandasmith.bsky.social |
Found my new favorite benign conspiracy theory thanks to r/cyberstuck
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Jeff
@lpqk.bsky.social
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It's not more than a house, but still possible.
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Encephalophagy
@encephalophagy.bsky.social
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I am fully prepared to accept this into my mental framework (which probably tells you a lot about my own biases hahaha)
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Rutrow
@rutrow.bsky.social
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I've tried to use the browser in a Tesla. It's WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to slow to mine crypto. 🙄
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Lauowolf
@lauowolf.bsky.social
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Oh I like this one
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art toast
@toasty.cx
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ugh he named it Cyber Chuck 🤮
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Jake i (nephew crawling arc) 🇵🇸 ✡️
@jakei.bsky.social
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oh hell yessssss
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James301
@james301.bsky.social
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Oh I hope this is a thing xD
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Corbett
@gentlemancorbs.bsky.social
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He’s too dumb. But hell yeah.
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SexCollusionPotatoes
@sexcpotatoes.bsky.social
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Crypto is anything but benign.
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max zec
@epirus.bsky.social
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So it’s crypto mining but with wheels ?
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Martin Schneider
@wovenstrap.bsky.social
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Elon is both stupid enough to want to do it and stupid enough to try it
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peter_donnelly
@peter-donnelly.bsky.social
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Average house is about 30kWh per day So yeah, 2 days worth Bizarre
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Little Gems
@lettucewrangler.bsky.social
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That one might be true. Imagine buying a $70k crypto mining rig that sends it to someone else
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terminal>
@loremanlear.bsky.social
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He probably just left the air conditioner on
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Nicholas Slayton
@nslayton.bsky.social
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This makes too much sense.
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Finally 42, Still Waiting For Answers
@mxlabradorite.bsky.social
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I wouldn't even question it if someone told me this was true.
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Amy Hoy
@amyhoy.bsky.social
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i wonder if it's even a conspiracy theory didn't musk tweet he wanted to do this??
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Victoria Woodhull
@vwoodhull938.bsky.social
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I’m still stuck on the conspiracy that this is actually a truck.
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david van duzer
@dvd.tennica.net
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amanda, did the cybertruck owner post anything about upgrading their undergarments downthread? just trying to solve some mysteries here
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nic... ...
@antagonic.bsky.social
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didn't he literally say they were going to boost profits by outsourcing all that idle processing power in all the Teslas on the market to some investor meeting a while back? Like sure it was a fuck dumb thing to say but I didn't doubt they'd do it
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dave
@daverson.bsky.social
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that fucking dork named his meme truck "cyber chuck"
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Boo-Rian Making Comics
@necroknights.bsky.social
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Oh, Christ. It’s just stupid enough to be true.
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Amanda Smith
@amandasmith.bsky.social
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hahahahahaha oh god it’s not even a conspiracy theory it’s just a “reddit guessed he’s actually doing the thing he explicitly suggested doing” god I never want to hear another person complain about Bond villain monologues being unrealistic.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists
@dashwallkick.bsky.social
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Oh hell yes
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Larissacomments
@larissacomments.bsky.social
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lol
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Zeroisanumber
@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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My guess is that it's lying about its relative battery charge, but would I put it past Elon to turn his customer's cars into an incredibly wasteful crypto farm? No.
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professional agitatormama
@pnutsmama.bsky.social
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amanda are the ct’s plugged in at the airport? or this is happening when the vehicle is turned off? (powered down?)
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Matt Salomone
@matthematics.com
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Maybe this is why owners are restricted from reselling/returning their trucks — Elon retains an ownership stake in them to collect the mined crypto 🤔
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Robert Szasz đ“…†
@rszasz.bsky.social
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Oh it's probably doing edge processing and uploading of surveillance from all its cameras and sensors, constantly.
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Tom Isaacson
@parsley72.bsky.social
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Upgrade your undergarments.
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Linds
@lindsayduff.bsky.social
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Temple Drake
@templedrake.bsky.social
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This would be the funniest thing ever..........I really hope it's true. Sure would be nice if those dipshits in DC would outlaw that shit for once & for all.
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cuddly but deadly!
@hikeofthemenrys.bsky.social
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As someone who owned a Model S in the past I can confirm that Sentry Mode has always been a huge battery suck. I’m not saying Musk wouldn’t do it, but I am saying that if he is doing, he’s probably been doing it all along.
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD
@hlrowe.bsky.social
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Fascinating. I kinda hope it’s true.
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Zuthal
@zuthal.bsky.social
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I don't think all the entertainment electronics I own at full chooch would even crack a hundred watts, what the hell is the cybertruck doing?
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Eternal Cat War
@eternalcatwar.bsky.social
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that’s about a PS5 worth of power consumption so this could potentially be real lmao
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Mike Branom
@mikebranom.com
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Oh please please please please...
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Gale Has a Point
@ohnoyouwint.bsky.social
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Pretty sure the actual answer is that you were supposed to turn more things off before you left it at the airport. Mainly its wireless signal
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Sarah Clarke
@trialbytruth.bsky.social
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Yep, Musk said that the robotaxi fleet (and by tacit inference other idle Tesla vehicle stock) could use spare compute to run his AI Grok. Specifically talks about 'inference tasks' (responding to prompts). Frames as turning the fleet into his own AWS. So many questions.
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