La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social

If I slide in y’all’s DMs, just know I’m most likely sitting on the toilet.

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

Is that supposed to make me less interested, because

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phrebh @phrebh.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

I assume that about every post by every person on here. *sent from my chair, but give it some time*

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Drummy™ @crashtestdrummy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:58 UTC

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Will Page @wiajp.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

DM = Dump Message

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RMNinjaTurtle @rmninjaturtle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

I'm in the office....

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RMNinjaTurtle @rmninjaturtle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

Guess that's why they call it sheet posting????

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 06:45 UTC

I am right now.

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connectpoliticditto. @cpoliticditto.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

I assume 99% of all activity on here is toilet-based

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🇺🇸 Señor Beto 🇲🇽 @albthere.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

el baño es un santuario 🤪

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dave k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

Aren't we all on the toilet when here?

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Mañana @ckysophie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

Idc baby me too

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Jack Burton @ligolfer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

Ditto

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:42 UTC

That's where the best DM work happens

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Damien @dfacobbre.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

If you slide into mine, I’m keeping you.

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Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX @themilfmag.net [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:20 UTC

toilets do be slippery sumtimes

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Not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

wait, that’s where i am. can you see me waving?

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AJ *Sudoku is Math* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

*waits*

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

I wouldn't have it any other way

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