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Randall Munroe

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Ocean Loop xkcd.com/2935

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Metastable's avatar Metastable @tc-99m.bsky.social
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Time for the xkcd style breakdown of how much water you’d have to pump to make it possible.

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Michael Rader's avatar Michael Rader @theoryof.games
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New Elon Musk megaproject just dropped.

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Crazy Cat Lady Abroad's avatar Crazy Cat Lady Abroad @crazycatladyabroad.bsky.social
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And then rather than calculate the metacentric height of a cruise ship riding that loop, the machines decided that it was easier to simply exterminate humanity.

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Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤's avatar Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤 @fluxandflow.bsky.social
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❤️

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Past perfect, future tense's avatar Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social
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For the longest time I thought this depicted a dredger.

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Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.'s avatar Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept. @cppilgram.bsky.social
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This looks like the thumbnail of another "What If" essay...

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Dan Lucas's avatar Dan Lucas @danlucas.bsky.social
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They’d let me do this Action Park!!!!

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Tricksy Belden 's avatar Tricksy Belden @tricksybelden.bsky.social
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Relevant to @billchilds.bsky.social new book. Action Park: The Boat!

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Rusty Hammer's avatar Rusty Hammer @rustyhammer.bsky.social
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Wouldn’t be able to keep the fun loving pods of Cetacea out of it…

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Ace's avatar Ace @uaer.bsky.social
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it'd speed up the boat, why would they be mad

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Guy from place's avatar Guy from place @bxe123.bsky.social
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Would ride.

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SSÆternitatis's avatar SSÆternitatis @ssaeternitatis.bsky.social
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this would work and be incredible

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Cat's avatar Cat @astrophic.bsky.social
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@purpliser.bsky.social ACTION PARK

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Rafe B.'s avatar Rafe B. @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social
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You're costing them a fortune in replacing spilled drinks.

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Boris's avatar Boris @bkarnikowski.bsky.social
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Just the logical next step after putting whole fun fairs on cruise ships.

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Andrew Wilson's avatar Andrew Wilson @oddballpaladin.bsky.social
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I'm trying to imagine the power requirements ...

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mini d'nar's avatar mini d'nar @drdnar.bsky.social
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This would make a neat What If?. I'm guessing this would cost over $10 billion but less than $100 billion.

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phylan's avatar phylan @phylan.bsky.social
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huge implicit accompanying What If? here

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mjc0961's avatar mjc0961 @mjc0961.bsky.social
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At least Sonic the Hedgehog will enjoy it

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John's avatar John @neopifex.bsky.social
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So, this is going to be a What If?, right? Right?? I need to know how fast the water would have to be going, and how strong the loop would have to be! Don't leave us hanging, Randall!

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DoctorAtlantis.bsky.social's avatar DoctorAtlantis.bsky.social @doctoratlantis.bsky.social
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Literally saw this animated on One Piece last night.

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Seegras's avatar Seegras @seegras.bsky.social
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I think it was meant to be in the horizontal. #Whirlpool

On a second thought, at that scale, that might be even more disturbing.

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Sam Waggoner's avatar Sam Waggoner @diebesbeute.bsky.social
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SpinLaunch for cruise ships?

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Grieger's avatar Grieger @grieger.bsky.social
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Maybe if you position a nice tsunami behind the ship...it would just smash into the ramp and sink...never mind...

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andwhyisit's avatar andwhyisit @andwhyisit.bugsiteguardian.com
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Clearly it was because that exit angle was too steep. Shoddy work.

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That’s begging for a what if.

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Daremo Ten's avatar Daremo Ten @daremoten.bsky.social
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I think this is the start of a new What If book: Oops, All Randall Questions.

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Venat's avatar Venat @venat678.bsky.social
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Sonic game devs: Write that down write that down

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Wotan, From Texas's avatar Wotan, From Texas @wotantx.bsky.social
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Looks like something Royal would come up with for their butt ugly huge ships.

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The theoretical energy costs associated with running this make my head hurt, nevermind all of the other potential issues.

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SwampLizard's avatar SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social
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Leave it for the dolphins please

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Azy's avatar Azy @azyzy.bsky.social
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Gives Carnival Cruise a new meaning

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Rich Ebeling's avatar Rich Ebeling @nefariousrich.bsky.social
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Action Park writ large

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That's the last time I book a cruise with Hot Wheels!

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