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zenkuma
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What's "funny" is that this could be about either of them.
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Running a fool's errand, brb.
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zenkuma
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What's "funny" is that this could be about either of them.
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zenkuma
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How long before the party tells us that the dementia actually helps with having the job, because there are fewer thoughts to distract from the complex problems, making things simpler for the position of commander-in-chief?
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zenkuma
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The chasm hasn't posted in three years.
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zenkuma
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Anxiety radiating out and then coming back in like a flare-ups on the Sun's surface.
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zenkuma
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Actually, while "mansplain" is a portmanteau of "man" and "explain", it does not account for a man's pain (he refuses to see a doctor).
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zenkuma
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Just a bunch of grandmas stewing and getting judged by a group of judges that includes the meanest English man.
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zenkuma
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There needs to be a soup competition show.
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Luke
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WERNER HERZOG: cast into the wilderness by an uncaring mother, the child must choose a companion, a beast of unnatural capabilities through which to channel his will. they will not rest until every gymnasium lies in ruin. ASH: where's professor oak HERZOG: this lizard is on fire
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zenkuma
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*Answering the phone* "Mordant, here. Yeah, we do wandering poltergeists. What do you mean you think it's in an above-ground pool?" *Rolls eyes, looks at the empty calendar before her* "I'll swing by tomorrow!"
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zenkuma
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There was that German documentary about it with real footage from before it was demolished in 1994. Place didn't seem all bad, but there were some hallways and nooks that looked, uh, sketchy.
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Hazy Resume Gap
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Leaving out a plate of poppers and a glass of gunpowder for the ghost of George Washington as is independence eve tradition
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d.ly
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*leaving my gun and a glass of raw milk out for Miss America*
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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The english language really cooked with “notwithstanding”
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zenkuma
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Gently suggesting to the Great Khan that we enlarge the university and offer Critical Plains Theory, Comparative Steppe Studies, and Introduction to Temperate Grasslands.
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zenkuma
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Oh, so the conservative Supreme Court is eyeing the overturn of the Obergefell v. Hodges decision that allows for gay marriage, but they ignore the part of "America the Beautiful" that talks about the "fruited plain". Curious.
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zenkuma
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That really purples my mountains to the point of majesty.
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zenkuma
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Dem leadership sighing as they once again turn the knob on the machine to "more racist".
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zenkuma
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Eye-shield glasseroons? See-through tiles? Translucent protectorators? De-obfuscators? Martin should be reading these with his double-monocles.
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zenkuma
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"You there, commoner servant, have you seen my dragon-riding goggles?" "I believe you left them in the rightful ruler's room, m'lord." *confusion intensifies*
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zenkuma
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Anyway, this is why nothing will ever get better.
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zenkuma
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How great is this for the Democrats who never need to stand for much of anything ever again? "Hey guys, it's either us or someone who is pure evil. Vote for me!"
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zenkuma
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The most important takeaway from this election is that this is the new normal now. Every presidential election from this point will involved a milquetoast, ineffectual Democrat running against a full-throated, unfiltered Fascist.
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☀️ Starshine
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i keep making this point but it'd be amusing if not for the stakes how the institutional ideology of every major news network/paper is its not their job to inform you, the reader, what is real or not beyond the authenticity of quotes they publish
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zenkuma
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There is no future that involves the U.S. being a good place to live.
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zenkuma
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It is the summer of 2043, President Braelynn Johnson has just invaded the Prairie Provinces of Canada to liberate them from the oppressive leftist government in Ottawa to distract from the heatwave in the Midwest.
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zenkuma
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This pinot is noir. The corruption goes all the way to the top (of the bottle)!
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zenkuma
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When the debate started with a question about the problem of immigration, I was hollering, yelling, "what about wages and housing costs" and "the soaring price of health care in this uncaring empire" as Jake Tapper and Dana Bash looked at polls and nodded.
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zenkuma
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Button-smashing noobs are taking combos that the rest of us worked so hard for.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC
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Vegetative state national journalism model that 9 years after Trump revealed he was and would be the world's biggest liar in history every news outlet continues to dilute his mendacious gatling spray of lies with "falsehoods" and "untruths"
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zenkuma
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Both parties cater to elites and moneyed interests, but the Democrats have to preserve a veneer of civility and austere moderation to look like the smart grown-ups in the room.
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zenkuma
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The only real mystery over the president's political future involves how much money he can bring in. If Biden cannot draw in significant fundraising, the Democratic party has little use for him.
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zenkuma
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You might say that this smoothie saved my life.
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zenkuma
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Listen, I like hollering into the void as much the next mad sorcerer, but I am done wandering above the mists. It is time we trek down into the shadowed vales and flail blindly until we shake hands with oblivion.
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Normal Pru
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It's called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man
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Ian Boudreau
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He constantly says Stupid Uncle shit that falls apart as soon as you ask "what exactly do you mean by that" but nobody ever does
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zenkuma
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Yes, yes, something about harm reduction and mitigating the damage to the important institutions to the republic, such that they are, and all that is important to keep in mind when voting, but can't we have a little fun as the empire spirals downward?
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zenkuma
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Democrats, trying to target the Gen X divorced dad vote: "The most metal thing you could do, actually, is vote for a corpse."
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Yell In a War
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the planet is on fire and people can’t afford air conditioning, surely this is the time to come up with a technology nobody asked for and nobody wants then dedicate all the electricity to maintaining it
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zenkuma
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My sun and moon signs are both Cancer, so what does that mean for my soft-shell crab sandwich outlook.
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zenkuma
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Star Trek, yes, you read right, would have had this be 22 episodes, and we would have had a historical back story for each person and creature's home planet; Mae and Osha would have been dramatically different (perhaps, we wouldn't even know they were twins until later episodes).
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zenkuma
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The Acolyte is bad because it is basically a poorly-written Star Trek series. The actors are good, the characters are mostly fine, it's the pacing and plot focus of the series that suffers.
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zenkuma
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These are my emotional support fiendish plots.
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zenkuma
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Yes, I want fully-automated luxury space communism as much as the next guy, but I also might be willing to try whatever this is:
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zenkuma
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*Pronouncing "shoegaze" like "Benghazi"* Shoegaze is not going away, Senator!
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zenkuma
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zenkuma
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Smoking that herb that made the Dryas Younger.
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zenkuma
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What do you think I am, a self-driving Telsa?
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zenkuma
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My drunk ass thought this said "machines on hinge", and I thought, yes, the bots are a plague.
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zenkuma
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Even the oligarchs are getting disinterested.
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