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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

Nice!

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

Hell yeah!

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

It's been a good long while since anything's been on fleek

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

Stop doing things for shits and giggles. You’re just making the Shits and Giggles Fairy stronger. Hungrier…

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

Gentle reminder that not only is it okay to kill your heroes... It's encouraged. Do so regularly. Reflexively. Your heroes and the Buddhas you meet on the road, same fate.

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

The best way to stay healthy is to have a judgemental doctor

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

You can have high tea with the princes and queens or you can have low tea with the rats and the gnats, these are your only two choices.

2 replies 22 reposts 44 likes

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

All’s fair in love and war. TRANSLATION: Nothing’s fair in love and war.

1 replies 24 reposts 50 likes

Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 07:42 UTC

Fun summer activities: - go to the beach - have a picnic - burst into flame

2 replies 32 reposts 78 likes

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:44 UTC

Level of hot today: the devil's butthole

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RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

Money lost all its value when we stopped calling it moola

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

How I apologize: I’m sorry, but you’re an idiot and wrong.

10 replies 47 reposts 123 likes

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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

the hummingbird bird buddy has a rolling shutter and it was sunny today and lmaooooo i fuckin cant

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FK @funkelly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

bring back spontaneous combustion you cowards

1 replies 5 reposts 33 likes

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StefanThinks @stefanthinks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 09:30 UTC

Was a youngster mocking you? Surely, you told them about the drinking from the water hose, right?

0 replies 12 reposts 34 likes

Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 07:42 UTC

Fun summer activities: - go to the beach - have a picnic - burst into flame

2 replies 32 reposts 78 likes

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

Can an abandoned Applebee's with busted out windows be a feeling? Cuz that's how I'm feeling today.

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andy van slyke @im-all-id.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

Accidentally gua sha'd my face into looking like I give a shit

1 replies 19 reposts 52 likes

Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 07:13 UTC

Also Snap, Crackle AND Pop

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 07:12 UTC

This keeps getting worse and worse

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

I want to see an episode of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood where Daniel finally remembers he's an apex predator and eats every other character.

5 replies 24 reposts 65 likes

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Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

I feel bad that my dog only gets to drink water. Wish I could give him some sweet tea or a Dr Pepper.

4 replies 19 reposts 48 likes

Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

Correct

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Eat the rich? But I'm rich intolerant!

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Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

I just let my husband throw away a box of perfectly good cassette tapes without even looking to see if I wanted to keep any of them. Who have I become?

5 replies 18 reposts 58 likes

Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Join me!

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:37 UTC

Hoping to get rich or famous today so consequences will no longer apply to me

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

My health insurance should cover one lil treat for my mental health per month

6 replies 41 reposts 126 likes

Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

That's illegal

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

Our attention span is much shorter than 4 months

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

I'm at the airport. I'm at the 9th circle of hell. I'm at the combination airport/9th circle of hell

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

I appreciate THE BEAR's dedication to showing the incredible amount of effort that goes into making tiny plates of stupid food for rich assholes.

1 replies 4 reposts 37 likes

Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:49 UTC

🩷🩷🩷

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:34 UTC

You heard me

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

I have not now nor ever been on the fleek

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

Sorry you had to find out like this

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

It's been a good long while since anything's been on fleek

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 06:15 UTC

just once I wish it would rain hamburgers instead of men

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:43 UTC

Oh noes

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:42 UTC

They do and also like a pound of sugar

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

Me: *opens my front door* Mosquitoes: *tie little bibs around their necks and get out the barbecue sauce*

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

have you ever had a dream that…that you um you had you wh you could you do you watch you do could do so mu you wa could do you y--

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:51 UTC

alcohol + fireworks means a celebration of both freedom and natural selection.

7 replies 53 reposts 139 likes

Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

Hot dogs come in a pack of 10 but buns come in a pack of 8 because you're obligated to sacrifice 2 wienies to the charcoal gods

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Uncle Jeff 🏳️‍🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

I honestly think the lady running for president of our HOA is a better candidate and I had to explain to her what eaves are

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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

If it requires putting on a bra today count me out

1 replies 18 reposts 38 likes

Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

I want to see an episode of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood where Daniel finally remembers he's an apex predator and eats every other character.

5 replies 24 reposts 65 likes

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

If you ever meet me, please, no quick movements. My karate training will automatically take over.

3 replies 39 reposts 96 likes