Ed Zitron

@zitron.bsky.social

*cash register sound*

Jun 12, 2024 at 14:24 UTC

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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

too easy

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Blake The Hotdog King First of His Name @blakethebutcher.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

King shit

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Dave on Blooski @objectdave.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 11:44 UTC

This is how I found out Albert Haters died.

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black coffee @blackcoffee237.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

I can only imagine the anticipation after sending the first "automated" message,...then the feeling of absolute triumph when they actually respond with the magic word. I'd probably start jumping up and down, "YES HAHAHAHOLY SHIT"

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Justin Wallace @justingwallace.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

You king. You legend.

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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

Line em up and knock em down like dominoes

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nora 🥥 @nora.gay
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

he can’t keep getting away with this!!

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Szabla @szabla.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

Ed.

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Jane Ruffino @janeruffino.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

Oh my god, your updog is unmatched here

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"Fuck every cause that ends in murder and children crying." @nocatsnomasters.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

You and Gail Simone are the only people who use the Internet the way it should be used.

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Pete Davison @moegamer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

AI zealots don't display much "I" themselves, do they?

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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

How often does this work?!

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

gottem lmao

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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

Make sure to ice your muscles after hitting that home run.

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man whomst has brain dawgs @videocrime.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

it sounds paradoxical, but i wish i had haters. just for shit like this

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Birch Smith @birchsmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

lmao nice

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

"WARNING: Ed Zitron"

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LA Sunshine @lasunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

💀💀💀💀💀

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:42 UTC

Al haters? Like Al Horford?

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Don Drennon @dondrennon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

Well played.

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A Manly Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 11:44 UTC

How do they keep falling for it? Are AI people the dumbest people on earth?

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🇵🇸 from the Frederick to the Enchilada 🇵🇸 @markaudacity.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

incredible

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Ann M. Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

omg

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botany @botany.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

how does this keep working how are these people this stupid

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The Code to Hell is paved with good intentions. @the-code-to-hell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

OMFG BOFA still works

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LittleSiggi @littlesiggi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

Oh my, these people are so gullible.

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

Priceless

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BUTT-THEMED LINUX @killhamster.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 08:58 UTC

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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

🫡

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

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Patrick Johanneson 🚀 @patrickjohanneson.com
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

if I wasn't *already* following you, this would have made me mash that Follow button so hard I'd need a new keyboard

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Jeff (no, the other one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

The YMCA somehow let me name a team FAFO FC. Was about to name the next D-league one that I form Brotherhood Of Footballing Associates or similar

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Minevera MacDougal @minmacdougal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

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amy @arb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

hell yeah that's the stuff

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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

It's like playing on easy mode.

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Manu 🌊🐳🐦‍⬛🏔️🌎 @manelcamacho.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

Never thought they would fall for it...

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Steve Green @eelstretching.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

Any word on the Latent Inference Generative Model Array?

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Bryan 𓁟 The Living Saint @bringmetheaxe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

My hat's off to you, Ed. It's amazing you can still squeeze miles out of BOFA in this day and age.

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bangaroo @bangaroo.io
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

i always hate using the right's terminology but honestly i mean this guy's a cuck we can all agree this is the mythical cuck they're all talking about, right

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