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Here is another in an ongoing series of Dottie offering her own interpretations of great works of art. 😁 #DogsOfBluesky #MedievalSky #ArtSky
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Boys have avoidant attachment style when it comes to vacation planning Google Docs.
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CC: @l4ur3l.bsky.social
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They have proper priorities. We all use toilets daily, it should be a luxurious experience!
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Embrace that this is like fast forwarding a VHS tape. It's not precise, but nor is this life.
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You are showing too much compassion for your abuser (the foam roller). It is just there to hurt you.
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I just skip ahead until they're talking about the book
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How am I supposed to go back to janky US toilets after experiencing Japanese bathroom technology?
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minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less
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Sploot.
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I listened to the Glamorous Trash podcast recap of it, and honestly throw every single member of her family and JRT into a fire.
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What is the worst feeling in the world, and why is it using a foam roller?
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Thinking about the time my friends accidentally bought a bag of decaf coffee beans and thought they had COVID
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Do you think Stan Beeman ever thinks to himself, "Of all the gin joints," about his spy neighbors?
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You have been sentenced to death by ginger gooch
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There's never a good time to lose a pet, but losing one a month before the start of 6 months of snuggle temperatures feels especially sucky. The indignity of having to wear socks to bed because a cat no longer sleeps on my feet.
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Rebranding Quiverfull as a dowdy matriarchy
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ME SOWING: I love being a mischievous boiled egg haha
ME REAPING: Ah man I’m sorry for being a mischievous boiled egg earlier
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I have discovered the time for fingerless bike gloves has ended, and the time for fingerfull bike gloves has come.
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(Toni Collette in Heredity voice) I AM YOUR MOTHER!!
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The urge to lie down has captivated mankind for centuries
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Yes, the Sichuan province! Ate some of the most delicious/spicy food of my life.
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Yesssssssssssss
One time I was at a restaurant in central China and forgot the word for rice, and that was absolutely impossible to mime. Gimme pics!
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Why is living such a curse?
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Oh BOOOOOOO
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Ugh, I got tricked into reading a book by a white guy thanks to his femme nom de plume. 🙄
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