Jason K Pargin, author

@jasonkpargin.bsky.social

You have been sentenced to death by ginger gooch

Oct 31, 2023 at 00:28 UTC

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Owen @oweniverson.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:23 UTC

Anyone remember when The Gooch was picking on Arnold in Diff'rent Strokes and Mohammad Ali stepped in and set the Gooch straight?

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Time Spinner @spinny.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:51 UTC

It gets better.

She represented Thomas Boogher.

affordablecareactlitigation.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/8c-a...

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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 09:43 UTC

*Now singing 'Ginger Gooch is Gonna Getcha' by Miami Sound Machine*

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Felix ㋐guirre él/he/him/his @fjmag1979.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:00 UTC

You've been gooched by ginger.

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I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:04 UTC

Death by Gooch sound terrifying

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steven seagal's rad ponytail @radponytail.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:38 UTC

All rise for the honorable GOOOOOOOOOCH *studio audience goes berzerk*

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rifka the unhinged fat activist @rifka.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:35 UTC

was the gooch there etc

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Seams Wonky @seamswonky.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:08 UTC

"Today we welcome Ginger Gooch, accompanied by her sisters Crimson Mound and Rosy Muff"

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John DeCock @jdecock.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:10 UTC

I liked her better when she was married to Walter White.

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This James Kirk @thisjameskirk.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 03:09 UTC

Tbf I did ask her "do the carpets match the gooch?" so I had it coming

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@jmarsh4037.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:16 UTC

My mother’s great fear. She gave me a serious solid name so that I would be taken seriously if I became a doctor

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A.I. Pacino @dgstudios.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 15:48 UTC

does the carpet match the name

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Lyra al Gaib @faequeenlyra.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:52 UTC

gotta love living here

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arcadus (they/them) 🇵🇸 @imdmingyour.mom
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 20:30 UTC

A descendent of the great Agnes Gooch?

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Uribe Down @saveourfarms.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 04:00 UTC

To appeal, go to page 38

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brightshadow is living más 🔔 @brightshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:53 UTC

if i had a nickel for every time i--

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:00 UTC

Almost impossible to give this woman a nickname that would outdo her actual name.

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Best Samaritan @mcniel.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:49 UTC

Sentenced to die in Jefferson City by Judge Gooch

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The Pumpkin Dipshit @pumpkinpal.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 15:47 UTC

I mean whomst among us

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jeffff @jeffff.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:47 UTC

'Ya done been Gooched!

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The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:36 UTC

I just looked her up and she has a husband. His name is Chad Munsey. That means she was born Ginger Gooch, carried that name her whole life, and when given the opportunity to change it, said, "no thanks, I'd rather keep my name that sounds like the world's grossest porn star."

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Janeria Easley @drjae.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:15 UTC

The way I miss read this 😭

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Captain of the Guard @notwhenhumans.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 03:24 UTC

If I was in court in front of her, those eyes would submit me into a confession.

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Jim Meyer @theotherjim.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 03:26 UTC

But…she has blonde hair. How could she have… um…oh, never mind.

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Mark (subjunctive) @markhasty.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:29 UTC

What a way to go

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J Leahy @jamesleahy.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:41 UTC

Growing up I knew two Gooch brothers, Andy and Zach. Of course they were A Gooch and Zee Gooch

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bog witch era @tiaks.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:41 UTC

what the fuck is going on over there

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DoRayMeFarTed @doraymefarted.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 07:01 UTC

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Natural Hierarchies Unenjoyer @flintironstag.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:33 UTC

I thought people were hating on Skylar White again glad to hear it's not the case

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snhoj 🚴⛷️🍸🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @snhoj.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:27 UTC

Soon be referred to as being “Gooched”

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Dawisco @dawisco.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:37 UTC

Snu snu

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John Cutting @johncutting.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:16 UTC

Any last words? "I've been Gooched!"

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Thulsa MF Doom @nicosan1.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:56 UTC

Never gooched a ginger before…..

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Eden/Edea (Oracle of Seasons ) @edenadema2.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:04 UTC

The Honorable

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word @words.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:50 UTC

maybe just a little death?

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St. Patrick’s Gay Parade @drdansoderburgmdma.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 03:25 UTC

Ginger Gooch Gulch

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rebeccaaaaaaahhhhhhhh @superb.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 05:26 UTC

Um, THE HONORABLE GINGER GOOCH.

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graham @snobe.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:31 UTC

holy shit

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rev recluse @revrecluse.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:38 UTC

If she marred the american actor Guich Koock she's be Ginger Koock Gooch

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Max @2xaught7.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:40 UTC

Also: Working to confirm if she's related to "The Gooch" from Diff'rent Strokes.

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Max @2xaught7.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:31 UTC

My state continues deliver comedy.

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Leo Allen @leojallenjr.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 15:51 UTC

I'm probably laughing at this harder than I should be, but SO many thoughts come to mind! 😂

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:32 UTC

Her junior high years must have been absolute hell.

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Horrified, Lydia @lfillingham.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:55 UTC

Can't people just go and change their damn names? I think the problem is they are afraid their father will be disappointed. Every father with an embarrassing name should change it immediately for the sake of the children.

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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:53 UTC

Aka Red Taint.

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Carl Satan @mattaklap.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 05:06 UTC

my man you’ve been gooched! And will serve 25 to life in state prison with no chance for parole

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@theurge14.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:41 UTC

Bailiff, remove that laughing crowd from the courtroom please.

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bones @bones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:59 UTC

You got gooched!!!

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🇵🇸Dr. Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə) @timhenke.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:34 UTC

pretty sure that's Skyler White

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Ghost of Dave Thomas @sweetkiel.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:14 UTC

I always preferred Posh Gooch and Sporty Gooch

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Shawn @randomshawness.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 14:05 UTC

I always knew it would end this way.

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Pan @ok2panic.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:37 UTC

The prophecy is fulfilled.

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Ergofoxxxy @ergofoxxxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 14:41 UTC

Waiting for judge snu snu

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Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare 📽️ @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 16:23 UTC

that's the face of a charlatan

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gawdzie (potato, again) @gawdz0rz.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 06:35 UTC

skyler white’s new job is crazy

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Old Man Duggan @oldmanduggan.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 15:26 UTC

Do you think she pronounces it Ginger Gooch or Jinjer Jooch?

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Bill Asher @gcnp58.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 04:27 UTC

It's funnier if you choose to believe she took that name by getting married to Phil Gooch

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The Couv Courier @couvcourier.com
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:45 UTC

Sources tell us Arnold has gone into hiding...updates as we know more.

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BikeMikeBike @thespinner.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:52 UTC

2 Cruel 2 Unusual

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john @knup36.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:02 UTC

Thought that was Skylar

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Pawtzeezzs @pawtez.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:29 UTC

I was more into Sporty Gooch tbh

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Estarianne @estarianne.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:36 UTC

Sounds like a place coal miners are born.

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Wyvern Dryke 🦊💜 @wyverndryke.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 09:15 UTC

Naughtiest judge name Evar. What, was Golden Gina taken??

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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:04 UTC

My dad insisted when I was naming my kids to test out the name by saying “the honorable ‘kids name’ presiding” - really a solid guideline.

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Paddy @paddys.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:24 UTC

Look, I went into the state of Missouri with my eyes open, this was always a likely outcome

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David Baldwin (He/Him) @davidbaldwin.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:59 UTC

The Goocher. A hangin’ judge.

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SmashedNSinking @smashednsinking.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 04:21 UTC

Now I have that 1990s Starburst commercial stuck in my head all "The gooch is loose, the gooch is loose!"

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Doc McDoom @docmcdoom.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:39 UTC

The defendant clearly lost the appeal during oral arguments. A real shame.

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Kay 💜🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @kayc1773.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 22:01 UTC

That sounds like a disease

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@relaxedninja.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 03:28 UTC

I saw your skeet, then saw her picture without reading her name, then thought, "Yeah, I guess she does look like a gooch."

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🇱🇷kwh🇺🇸 @kwh561.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:40 UTC

Pretty sure ginger gooch is an advanced bdsm torture too

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Tyrone Among The Rush's Moving Pictures @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:47 UTC

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colm_Co...

Surely not? A bit of career change there

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Fix your hearts @jnotj.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:05 UTC

I got ginger gooch once after a very long bike ride

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Dweller In Darkness @dweller42.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:36 UTC

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@illimij.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:37 UTC

Now to be fair, I have only found good reviews of the Honorable Gooch on Google. OTOH, I used Google.

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:01 UTC

New book out in a few hours. Signed hardcovers: bit.ly/zoey3signed
Normal unsigned copies:
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B&N: bit.ly/Zoey3BandN
Bookshop: bit.ly/Zoey3Bookshop

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MrBundren @sleeve.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 15:03 UTC

Well now I need to come up with a new character name for my Harry Potter erotica

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As A Dog-man ☭ @scooterdavis.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 02:07 UTC

I feel like I could have guessed the name from the picture

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Neon is Jelloing Around @neondrake.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 04:24 UTC

Why does her face look AI generated?

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Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX @themilfmag.net
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:42 UTC

how honorable we talkin

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Rex Thrillho @evanbrady.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:06 UTC

Was the Grink there

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mitre @moonmasque.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:45 UTC

There’s so many layers

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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:59 UTC

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Demiurge Lovato @stephenknives.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 03:53 UTC

Repost to sentence more people to death in the Gooch court

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🏴‍☠️ No Name 🏴‍☠️ @nonamenadazip.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 05:45 UTC

The dreaded Death by Ginger Gooch..

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Craven Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 03:28 UTC

A ginger gooch brought me into the world a ginger gooch ought to see me out

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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 06:24 UTC

I refuse the blindfold

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The Creatively Maladjusted @tyrotcm.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:07 UTC

It's not Dick Butkus, but it's up there

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Julia S. @booktweeting.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:19 UTC

🎶You’re a mean one, Justice Gooch Your judgments are so cruel You’re a Republican apparatchik Appointed by a fool Justice Gooo—ooch! You were voted the “most likely to hang someone to death” in law school🎵

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