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Andrew, His Arms Open

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Ex X user. If it's cars or cats I probably don't mind it.

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We live in the strangest iteration of reality.

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Amazing! This is the cat equivalent of the Good Lord Doggo, linked here.

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Try wafting mustard under its nose to do a soft reset. Or smelling salts for a hard reset.

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twelve people were able to unanimously agree on thirty-four separate items in less time than my wife and i have ever been able to decide where to eat

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Most juiceless man alive, negative juice.

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Trump just posted his new ad for a second Trump term that says he will create a “UNIFIED REICH,” In all my years of academic work and countering the far right I honestly never thought we would get the point Trump would be posting Nazi propaganda this open and chilling. This is a threat.

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Even the eyes have bones!

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great read all the way down - and sadly the first I've heard of Twain's issues with SFPD. I'll remedy that later this week.

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The 48hr bag was even better! Fall-from-bones tender, good flavor, not mind-blowing flavor though - sous vide is no substitute for smoke!

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Sous vide: 24hrs at 145deg, St. Louis style rub and smoked butter Finish: seared on a grill that shoots fire from the control knobs Verdict: Not bad! Not as tender as I'd like, but up next is the bag that's seen 48hr!

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Sous vide ribs? Sure, let's make all the Hank Hill types angry. Sous vide ribs. 145deg and 35hrs. I will post the results in time.

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We went with Total Eclipse of the Heart but I'm also Olive Garden tacky sometimes.

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I am now vindicated with mentions incorporated to this platform!

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At least with the bear, you know what to expect!

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If this hasn't been included in the conversation yet as an aside, it should be.

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The feeling when a band/song reminds you of a specific brand of clove cigarettes is itself, a kissing cousin to the "grocery stores now play the music I heard barhopping in my 20s" sensory phenomena. I don't even smoke clove cigarettes.

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Proof that anything purporting to be a "like [insert horror den social media page here] but kind/unspoiled" decays to match what it strove to never emulate.

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The real race to the bottom are the emerging "aggressively dangerous Qanon shithead vs. moderate dem on a good day status quo mostly competant" races, and the real tragedy is how fucking CLOSE the moderate comes to losing more and more frequently.

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I'm not a lifelong dem voter by any stretch, but it's really strange that the most common argument I've seen to vote the dem slate is "hey, at least they're not [insert GQP nihilist here] so don't let [insert GQP nihilist's handler(s) name(s) here] win this next election!"

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I will be ramrodding Twitter X @s like a boomer until people migrate to this platform. There will be no apologies or acknowledgements of this digital faux pas after this post.

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Proud to be the 1,341st 😎 on @BackerKit for The Shivers Expansions: Triple Terror!. Thanks @theshiversgame

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The more I work on an N20B20 motor, the more I learn about them. The more I learn about them, the more I hate them. #UltimateLeaseMachine

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This thiccboi looks ready to climb a ladder with a 5gal. bucket in one wing and a 14in. roller in the other.

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Seduce your spouse by pointing it at their crotch and remarking, "hmm, your loins appear to be burning for me. Let's experiment." THAT is nerdy. You're just out there being a concerned parent.

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precision for children is respectable and appropriate.

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