Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social

The internet this week

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🏳️‍⚧️ : Jay @pillowplush.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

what the hell is this about ?

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𝑆𝓷𝝰𝐜𝘬𝜶𝑰𝗝а𝒄𝓀𝒶ℓ🔞🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 (Coms Open) @snackaljackal.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

Whats with the bear

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Lake 🍁 @lakethecanadian.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

Playing with wojaks like they're dolls

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Bottas Heimfe (18+) @bottasheimfe.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

then there's us guys who are furries and are like "yeah we'd probably choose the bear too"

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Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

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V @infinitecurses.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

🤣🤘👍😁✌️

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SarahDawn @sarahdawn.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

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Dorgana Morgana VEVO (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ @dorganamorgana.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

What happened?

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Jane Says @anxietynap91.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

The hole I've watched some people dig themselves in comment threads around the web on this issue is truly astonishing.

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Cataleast @cataleast.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

It never ceases to amaze me how many men take these things personally. I'm not a threat, but I'm the only person who knows it in that scenario. I'm not gonna antagonise someone over that, because I'm aware of what men are capable of & I'm sure as fuck not going to start white knighting for All Men.

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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

Everyone else: Bear discourse Me: "I was once bitten (very slightly—near the knee) by a bear—at Roger Williams Park in Providence." —H. P. Lovecraft to Duane Rimel, 4 Aug 1935, Letters to F. Lee Baldwin, &c 282 This is literally all we know about the incident.

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There is no Dana only Zuul @smudgiesmom.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

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Christopher A Gilbert @chrisagilbert.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Who can blame them, bears are cool.

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Kaija Rayne 101625/70000 Hiatus until? @kaijarayne.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

Even my partner (who is presumed male) said he'd rather go with the bear.

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Gissel Escudero @gisselescudero.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

I also found this:

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Self-deprecating ghost @soundwave187.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:19 UTC

Then they mansplain how they're a nice guy.

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🔻falcon-delivered al-Yassin 105 𓅃 @merthyr1831.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

my personal highli was a white dude saying "well MY mom got MAULED by a BEAR in the WOODS, checkmate FEMINISTS!" only for him to post a halfhearted non-apology when it turned out his mum did an AMA on reddit 11 years ago where she said "yeah id choose the bear over a guy any day" lmao

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Aaron Radney @aaronradney.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

It took me a second but I hate that I realized exactly what this is about.

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Banned from the Barbaecue @randallsd.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

An interesting thing I learned from the discourse: While I'm not even remotely religious anymore, even the Bible says maybe choose the bear.

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scums @scums.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

such a nice guy he'll threaten your life if you imply otherwise

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Comix Thomas @comixthomas.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

If I were trapped in a forest with a woman who was uncomfortable with my presence I would simply forage food and gifts for her and leave them where she was sure to find them until she agreed to be my forest wife

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Uiɭɭiɑm 𐌼ɑc🐝᚛ᚒᚔᚂᚂᚔᚐᚋ @uilliammac.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

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Dungeon Messi @tyschalter.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

the bear 😩

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deltigre.bsky.social @deltigre.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

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Thelazoid @thelazoid.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 06:00 UTC

I'm too fucking high for this shit

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FuriousSterling @furioussterling.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

Look, I know what will happen if a bear gets me, a man? I’d just rather not risk finding out.

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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 05:37 UTC

Poor bears did nothing to deserve being roped into this drama.

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Onion Friend 🌱🐈🧶 @commanderbees.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 09:58 UTC

This discourse is one of those litmus tests for if you're following the right people online. Everyone I follow says the bear and I know I've done well.

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All Saints Dae @ourdailybadge.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

Lol

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A new more dumber voyage @omnisomni.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

The greatest trick they ever pulled was convincing everyone they weren't on the same side.

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@mizart.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Dudes let the thought experiment end at "no reasonable person would pick a bear therefore women are unreasonable".

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Intrusive Thot (Itty) @intrusivexthot.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

the stories are harrowing, but keep proving it over and over again.

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Yulikitten @yulikitten.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

Okay but the bear is fluffy and cute and you're not. - Every Woman on Earth

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@shanny8.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

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beat the heat by beating your meat @salarta.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

I’d support that adventuring party

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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

at least they didnt pick being trapped in the woods with.. feredy fazbear

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Dante The K9 @dantethek9.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

Internet every week since 1990 or so.

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mdb - witty comment here @42.computer [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 11:36 UTC

Alas, the angry man in the woods fell into a ‘well actually’ and drowned.

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@sezneg.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

It’s interesting how powerfully tailored it is to trigger the male need to explain and use a strictly logical framework.

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Titanosaurus @titanosaurus.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

Nice guys finish last once again

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L'affettapalle @arissarox.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

Dude, serial killer Israel Keyes preyed on men as well as women, often in a nature setting. All the better to get away with it. Men should prefer the goddamn bear too.

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the talented Mr. Dittmann @werrrp.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

"Exeunt, pursued by a man"

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Great Deceiver @greatdeceiver.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

Reddit in particular has been extremely on brand

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

Men are too afraid of bears, is what I learned

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Scott @scottywan82.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

I love that the bear is also leaving. 😂

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Keith Bernard @kbernard.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

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professional agitatormama @pnutsmama.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

lol at the bear

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André @andrecomics.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

There's a nice Bear wandering around town if anyone wants me to introduce them. (No joke, Actual Bear)

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BamBub @donbambo.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

How anyone can care about this kind of stuff is beyond me.

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PolyChrome @jenstone.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

🤌🏻

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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

mr brightside was actually a prophecy about this moment.

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William Stiteler @williamstiteler.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

The expression on the bear's face really makes this

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Chris Beveridge @chrisbeveridge.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

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Obsidian @obsidianthedragon.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

That's hilarious 😂

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@stevehartzler.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

Not sure who's nicer, but I bet the bear smells better than I do.

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Autumn the Red Sage @redsage.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

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Pppatticake @pppatticake.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

Lol 😂

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I Dissent Cha Cha @rachacha.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

I dunno, they're both kinda scary.

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McFly @mrwt.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

I’ve seen so much discourse on this and I just realized that I have no idea how it started??

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Joey @joeychu.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

lmao bby look @spottyserval.furry.energy

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James Gray @jamesgraypoupon.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

Missing from this photo is the follow up of "This is what the bears would do to you, and you deserve it!" and then he scatters an armload of graphic images of murdered women.

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Acfusion - Available For Work @acfusion.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

Says a lot when even the bear wants nothing to do with him.

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Alisha Grauso @alishagrauso.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

I did not have a high bar for men, but Jesus, they are sprinting under that bar at a speed that is shocking even to me this week.

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Chad R @rpgeek12.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

I wonder if "Bear" is seeing a reprinting in its future.

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