ExecutiveOtaku @executiveotaku.bsky.social

Most juiceless man alive, negative juice.

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Justin Chandler @chanman94.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

Your tupperware looking back at you after multiple bowls of spaghetti

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𝑆𝓷𝝰𝐜𝘬𝜶𝑰𝗝а𝒄𝓀𝒶ℓ🔞🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 (Coms Open) @snackaljackal.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

Why does he look like kingpin in this picture

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Glass Teeth @glassteeth.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 06:04 UTC

A sad cheeto puff, ready to cry, yet is incapable of shedding tears

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Joel Pelletier 🍩 @joelpelletier.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 07:23 UTC

Such low energy, no vitality.

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Endless Blue @endlessblueband.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Soundtrack for the moment: youtu.be/oabcM9SOF-E

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Blue Spook @tiborm.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

They told him he’d be facing 34 c*nts…

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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

Juice squeezed

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tekla 💜✨ @tekla.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

whoaaaa dude genuinely looks like a shell of a person 🥹

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Blissful Thorn @blissfulthorn.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

If sad trombone were a person

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Judy Lee @judylee.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

He's slowly morphing into Kingpin physically, though not mentally.

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Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

President Trump thoughtfully giving the nation’s plumbers a night off by having absolutely zero drip

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David Kuhne @davidkuhne.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

Still got those tiny little hands

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Martin Schneider @wovenstrap.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

"We're gonna win so much you're gonna get tired of winning."

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Jenn @jennwa.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

This is so sad and pathetic that I actually had a tiny, tiny twinge of pity for him 😳

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ricky friar @deepfriar.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

Beautiful

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surf dracula @feldspar.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

*price is right tuba* bup bup badup BAWWwww

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Джейсон Семерко Jason Semerko 🇺🇦 @jasonsemerko.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:29 UTC

Body language, he's completely defeated. First time in history DJT himself has been held accountable.

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Ryondor @ryondor.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 09:20 UTC

Sour Orange

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Arkenor @arkenor.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

That should have been the picture the front pages used.

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False Aberration @falseaberration.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 05:08 UTC

He looks confused. Saaaad.

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Large Buttes @buttes.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:49 UTC

that feeling when your diap is full and daddy called you a bad boy in front of all of your pretend friends

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Sandstorm 🐈‍⬛🇵🇸⚾️ @sandyp.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

I’m really just tickled at how miserable he looks.

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Donald @dwalace4.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

This is making me very very happy 😄

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Lukree - En muuta keksinyt @lukree.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 10:34 UTC

The juice was orange when there was any

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Pyrito Hedron @pyritohedron.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

A Roman candle of loser energy.

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Jimmy (Ø) Jim (Ø) James @jimmyjimjames.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

Never had juice it was all pig in a poke

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Jimmy (Ø) Jim (Ø) James @jimmyjimjames.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

no game no juice

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Andrew, His Arms Open @agranieri.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:41 UTC

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Explosior @judsith.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 06:40 UTC

Me when I hear the word GUILTY 34 times

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Sean_GMC @seangmc.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

What the French call sans juice

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曹昌倫 @arlentsao.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

Still orange, man wtf is wrong with him?

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Put Not In Thine Broadsheets That I Became Angered @clockworklady.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

the sad trombone player that's supposed to follow him at all times now is dying

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courtesy appreciation account @lacroixshotgun.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

dem messaging for the next two weeks should be just showing these photos and gleefully saying some variation of “weak loser felon!”

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MF STEVE @mfsteve.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

The pale, bleeding through the facepaint, is a national hero

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Evo Daily @evodaily.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

Is it just me or is his toupee thinning?

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Shayde the Demoness @demonshayde.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

this is what an orange looks like after a run over a juicer spike yes.

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Shayde the Demoness @demonshayde.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

kinda makes you wonder if he really believes all the bullshit he posts on his site.

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Schroedingercat @schroedingercat.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

President Slump

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@rage1313.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

Looks like his Putin meeting inFinland where translators notes were destroyed

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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

Less juice than Sunny D

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Klon69 @klon69.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 11:14 UTC

Looozer

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Eat @eateator.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 06:23 UTC

-100000 Aura

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populuxe 🍃 @populuxe.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

torgo-ass mfer

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Socyclist 🚴 @socyclist.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami. 🪽

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Shaun Manning 📚 @fasterthanshaun.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

He’s a bag of flat soda

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@hawkslight.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

I agree, sucks the life out of people.

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Chris Doyon @nilbog3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

The Juicesucker

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Richard Moon @rmoonhill.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

All rind

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@fudgeeet.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

Reverse-juice. Eciuj.

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atlas p.here @atlasphere.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 06:14 UTC

deflatormaus

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jody @jodyshenn.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:06 UTC

Not juice bsky.app/profile/jody...

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Bonnie Berry @bonnieberry3578.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 12:57 UTC

Yup; people just didn’t see it before.

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Pete of Australia @peteofoz.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

Barren Harkonnen. 🍊💩

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