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Orca, too

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We sent aid via the pier, but we also sent bombs via the airport, and now weโ€™re worried about the bombs being dropped on the aid when we try to drive it off the pier.

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We need an ICC for tech bros.

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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I think if you play your music really loud but donโ€™t pay for Spotify or whatever so everyone has to hear ads it should be legal to kill you

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Raven Oak's avatar Raven Oak @ravenoak.bsky.social
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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This is possible, but the post must be left as a draft.

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FC St. Pauli's avatar FC St. Pauli @fcstpauli.bsky.social
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๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ SUPER HAMBURG SANKT PAULI ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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Getty has photos of the New York cop who accidentally pepper-sprayed himself while trying to hit a protester yesterday.

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Rich guys who have never had actual problems should never be allowed to do hallucinogens because it always confirms their pre-existing belief that they are divine

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Gillian Branstetter's avatar Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social
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This is CNN report about an Israeli detention center is an actual fucking nightmare. Amputations, rotting wounds. Open torture and dehumanization www.cnn.com/2024/05/10/m...

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Matthew R Francis's avatar Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org
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have cops in schools prevented or stopped a single school shooting? yet they *have* committed assaults, harassed and preyed on students*, and made schools generally a lot less safe for the students.

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regular meghan ๐Ÿซง ๋‚˜์˜์ง€ ๐Ÿ‰'s avatar regular meghan ๐Ÿซง ๋‚˜์˜์ง€ ๐Ÿ‰ @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
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this past week, LAPD responded to a call from the Dept of Mental Health by sending 9 officers to murder a mentally ill 40 y/o Korean man inside his home and destroy all physical evidence of their presence. they did not even bother to inform his parents he was dead until much later. *FUCK* the LAPD

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man it's a hot zone,'s avatar man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
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Do you need copywriting? $$$ offers only No Freaks

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Dell Cameron's avatar Dell Cameron @dell.bsky.social
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stop asking ayahuasca jack questions about the things heโ€™s demonstrably and now admittedly terrible at challenge

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I'll never forget getting to SF in 2012 and heading to a Disrupt that had Jack as the keynote. It was the most "Emperor has no Clothes" pile of gibberish I'd ever heard.

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Luke O'Neil's avatar Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
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If you're a student "intimidated by protest language" on campus you are the biggest bitch alive, and you have an extremely promising career in media if you want it.

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MisterJayEm's avatar MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social
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Reminder: Sure, the student protestors turned out to be right about Vietnam, and gay rights, and apartheid, and the Latin American dirty wars, and the invasion of Iraq -- but *this time* they are cluelessly naive and only protesting to look cool to their friends.

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Jules Effin Rivera's avatar Jules Effin Rivera @lovejoolz.bsky.social
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Itโ€™s the Catholic Church. Gatorade is the least offensive fluid they can throw on your kids.

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Me to my wife on our 25th wedding anniversary...

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She pulled exactly the same shit with Uber/Travis. No shame.

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Shoshana ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar Shoshana ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ @shoshana.bsky.social
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Remember when Thiel tried to get Trump to make him head of the FDA with his plan to turn it into "Yelp for Drugs"?

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Dell Cameron's avatar Dell Cameron @dell.bsky.social
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Don't worry, this won't be a problem for too much longer.

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Some pretty naive people are upset about that cop breaking a campus counselor's back in two by powerbombing her directly onto a concrete bollard while excitedly uttering, "You stupid commie bitch, I'll kill you," but she should have known better than to threateningly observe him from within 25 feet.

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Like a toga party where we transfer human rights from people to corporations

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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You can tell none of the UT students are armed and dangerous because the cops are there

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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iโ€™m just a girl, standing in front of bluesky, asking you to read this interview i did because itโ€™s really important and also to subscribe to my newsletter so i can afford to keep doing stuff like this

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Juan Pablo Pardo-Guerra's avatar Juan Pablo Pardo-Guerra @pardoguerra.bsky.social
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A university president that escalates a situation calling the police on non-violent students is a university president that should be unemployed.

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Lux Alptraum ืœืงืก ืืœืคื˜ืจืื•ื's avatar Lux Alptraum ืœืงืก ืืœืคื˜ืจืื•ื @luxalptraum.com
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Why is he wearing the IKEA monkeyโ€™s jacket

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