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A Lerlene

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I'm lazy

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Advil

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[first day as a librarian] Customer: where are the do-it-yourself books Me: i’m pretty sure we just have books that are made already

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I'm real late here but: I just started watching Scenes from a Marriage and Oscar Isaac's extreme hotness is distracting from the drama. 🥵

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an opium-like listlessness of vacant, unconscious reverie

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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If you gave me infinite guesses on who owns those Redbox DVD rentals I wouldn’t have gotten it

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Mine often climbs up to the back of the couch or the windowsill for maximum downward spew coverage

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The last and least productive hour of my work week is now!

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Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation

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“Baker’s brave defense of her community’s right to read is a testament to the vital role librarians playin upholding free speech.”

New from @liseolsen.bsky.social: A librarian fought back against censorship, prompting a federal court fight and national recognition but losing the job of her dreams.

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can i come over and stare at you like this

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Uncle Duke's avatar Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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starting to have second thoughts about the contractors i found on craigslist

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 's avatar NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social
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The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955

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Hart Pearson Sebastian Cunningham 's avatar Hart Pearson Sebastian Cunningham @hpsc24.bsky.social
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I have read plenty of articles about how The Kids Today don’t play outside anymore, but would like to read one about how the olds today want to sic the cops on them the moment they step outside

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Salty MacTavish's avatar Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I don’t understand this obsession with gutters. We never had gutters and the cold water dripping down the back of our necks while we wrestled with skeleton keys in the lock only added to our joie de vivre

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I hope it doesn't operate the same way those lip plumping lip glosses do, with the tingling peppery stuff!

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There's an actress on this show I'm watching with the amazing name of Imojen Gay Poots.

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My favorite is "Do not take Zarblexly if you are allergic to Zarblexly."

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Can we cool it with the LED lights everywhere? I feel like I'm about to get a damn migraine if I go anywhere at night

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That poor cat has been through enough! You should fight one of those kangaroos with the jail physiques

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The Volatile Mermaid 's avatar The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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Celebrate Mother’s Day by supporting people’s right to choose whether or not to be mothers.

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If you ever buy a painting from me there's a 100% chance that it'll have at least 3 cat hairs painted into it. I'm real professional.

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I know this isn't what he said but for a second it sounded like the gas station cashier told me, "Stay sexy, 'preciate ya" when he rang up my piece of pizza and can of beer. He mumbled so bad, I have no idea what he really said

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Unexpected sighting of a hot dude in this webinar recording I'm watching

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Sometimes I think I'm a real loser/fuck up but then I engage in some juicy family or friend gossip and realize that although I may be fiscally poor, I am not nearly as screwed up as a great many other people, and that is way more valuable!

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I ran across this picture the other day and remembered that Axl Rose used to be smoking hot. (One of the handful of red haired hot men.)

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I watched this show a lot in the depths of a depressing bad relationship. I don't remember what it was about at all.

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If your name is Dan, and you've recorded an album that features 10 tracks, but you're still looking for a stage name, album title, and cover art, boy do I have good news for you

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Estimated time frame to receive my tax refund from Oklahoma: 6 weeks?!

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What is it like to be so aggressive and miserable all the time? What a putz he is!

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I had to get up early today, which would've been fine except my cat, who enjoys sleeping near my head, woke me up three times with remarkably human sounding snores

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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fellas what is stopping you from dressing like this

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was unavailable for oral arguments this morning after getting his head stuck in a mason jar with a picture of a yacht inside

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