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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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NOOOOOoooo
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Salty MacTavish@saltymactavish.bsky.social |
2354 followers 2184 following 3506 posts
Starting each day with a lusty Wilhelm scream
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Here’s our wicked pissah Etsy shop: www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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NOOOOOoooo
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Eryn
@eryn.bsky.social
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I had to put on shoes today & it was TERRIBLE. But I'm back on the couch now, thank god.
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I’ve been shirtless and shoeless all day long and it’s clear I’m wending my way through the fields of sober propriety toward the land of IDGAF happy fourth fuck the king and fuck the kingmakers
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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“One time, Arlo ran so fast that she flew like a kite.”
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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When I die I don't want anyone to talk about what killed me. Please list all the incredibly stupid things that I survived
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Docs ask how many concussions you had/when they happened and it's like c'mon all I know is that I got hit a lot in my memory spot
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Get away from me to show me you celebrate my independence
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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this is my 2nd go round with the 80s now and they're again, playing the shit I was tired of then
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And He Joked Again
@andyjokedagain.bsky.social
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once i get some clearasil, it’s over for you blotches
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Kate Armstrong
@brainchain.bsky.social
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Sunshine ☀️ 🌞⛅️😎🌻
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JustCharlie
@justcharlie.bsky.social
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Things with sharp teeth eat meat. Tools have sharp teeth. People are made of meat.
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Scott Moore
@scottmoore.bsky.social
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Well that's just silly. You should always use a capital knife first.
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Feral Ephemeral
@marcmancuso.bsky.social
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How's the soup? Bathwater, ked. Good movie last night? Bathwater, ked. Beryl's 'bouta kill jerzillions people with that storm surge, eh? Bathwater, ked.
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Ryan
@wrwlvrn.bsky.social
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I still have the scar on my thumb from when I tried to remove a bike tire with my dad's handsaw when I was 9. still have the saw too.
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Only from the top
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Sometimes I’ll put a shot glass in my back pocket and walk around town like some obscure Irish proverb
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Jared Gonia
@jaredgonia.bsky.social
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You give it a couple of smacks?
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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That one handsaw has tasted blood before and it will again
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I’d put a wedge in that handle but every time it gets loose it’s like a visit from family
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Around here, when someone asks you how the water is, you always say ‘bathwater, ked’ otherwise you lose your local card
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Brian - he/him
@therealbrian.bsky.social
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Don't look back, Salty.
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Muffin Top Momma
@muffintopmomma.bsky.social
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Is that what the kids are calling it
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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(WINK)
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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how to hold in care what's fragile and heavy releasing this urge to squeeze as an answer to weight while racing light speeds to lay in your best falling place hidden for knowing you'd never choose to land on me you'd choose to lose quiet and soft
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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lullaby clowns to the left to be emotionally cold side of a pillow talk sidewalk chalk outlines a silhouette upon the windows to my soul heir princess joy daddy's gonna buy you a most annoying sound in the world carry that weight in your sleep pretty darling carry that golden do not cry a long time
1 replies 23 reposts 34 likes
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👑 Tal👀la Sw👀n Batson™️ 🦋🤘🏻
@talulapi.bsky.social
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All the other kids with the Trumped up kicks Better run
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
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instead of lighting off fireworks people should try fucking off
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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I run with a rock in case I ever have to defeat someone running with scissors.
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TheeBoneDaddy
@theebonedaddy.bsky.social
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So then, you'd say it was more than a feeling?
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scout potato
@scoutpotato.bsky.social
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You got your money’s worth with that first album. It was not to be denied.
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Super(kim)star!
@aquavulva.bsky.social
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I knew there was something about you!
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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And neither do you. We wear it proudly
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Hey thanks!
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Sorry I’m late I had to weed the asparagus
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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for canada day i’m whipping myself into a doug and bob mcfrenzy
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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you know what they say about arguing with the jet set they’ll drag you up to their level and beat you with expedia my name’s frances you’ve been a great crowd don’t forget to tip your busboy
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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That’s harsh. You can walk and listen to Boston and Coltrane and Beastie Boys and chew bubblegum at the same time
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Cosmos Lionheart
@cosmoslionheart.bsky.social
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Oh so I see we just made presidents kings again huh? Time, flat circle, all that?
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Kevin Hamel
@kevinhamel.bsky.social
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Soon these beans will be big enough that I can reliably tell them from stems! #gardening 🌱
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GrammyK
@grammiek.bsky.social
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I agree. Dems have been too nice for too long. We need to start getting our hands dirty.
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GrammyK
@grammiek.bsky.social
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Explain it like I'm 5. Why can't Biden pack the court. Even if he didn't have the votes to confirm, it would be an official act, wouldn't it?
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Flim Flam
@roborock97.bsky.social
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The fact that "somehow" is one word is disgusting 🤢
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✨Oh✨
@undeniably-oh.bsky.social
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Etiquette pointer for those that didn't grow up in the country, the salt-lick is *only* for the horses.
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Father Jim's Flapjacks
@fathersfjs.bsky.social
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That flaps my jacks, you made the cut!
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I grew up loving a formulaic band like Boston because it was math that I could understand. That, and I bought their first album with my paper route money
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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My moonwalk is FIYAH
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Longfellow Deeds 🟦
@menachembenegon.bsky.social
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"That putting green really tied the course together, did it not?"
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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There’s a frog in Africa that breaks its toes and shoves the bones out through its skin for a weapon when it is scared and i also do this
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Little Greenis
@durtmchurtt.bsky.social
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Orcas poop? Whale shiiiiit.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Twitter, hysterically scrolling TikTok, dragging themselves through memes when they should be dreaming, looking for an angry fix, angelheaded pundits screech on Reddit, do their “research” on Google. Visions! Omens! gone down the American river.
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