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Alison Robin

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Any pronouns. Lover of creepy crawlies and weird/scary storytelling in all kinds of media. Doing a variety of digital, traditional, fiber, and textile art. Dream enthusiast & amateur oneironaut. Open to chat!

My art only: @alisonrobin.bsky.social


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Ten years old is the funniest age because you're watching The Red Green Show on TV and looking at the duct tape inventions and half of you is going "haha pretty funny!" but half of you is going "this could actually work if I can finish it before mom gets home."

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I got into horror on VHS because I was experiencing suicidal thoughts by age 6 and man, having stacks of scary movies about monsters and adult issues made me feel so much better. It was so cathartic. Also I used to hide in cupboards for hours at a time pretending I was Newt from Aliens.

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Just so people know, I do often delete old posts that lose relevance with time, or which we're just part of a fleeting conversation, or which have potential to attract arguments. If you can't find a post that may be why.

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On a long enough time scale I hope to be able to buy enough art from you that you will be able to afford those beanbags

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Two fellas sitting on the tailgate both reach for their beers at the same time. Their fingers brush against each other.

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Lots of reasons I want to kick out the whimsigoth-type crowd but I often think of a time I saw someone post something like "Gothic fiction shouldn't include incest and rape" and the total lack of literacy and empathy that involved made me mad enough I had to leave the internet for a while

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How does one go about retrieving the precious jewels in ones joints? I'm looking to make a profit here

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He seems like he was born to consistently drop bangers

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I'll help

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bree (total content)'s avatar bree (total content) @goose.ski
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i am going to find whoever is responsible for the shift away from written documentation and toward video and beat them to death with a lead pipe

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This rules! When you send a message, is it just like a little ping or do you have something prerecorded that people get?

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It must be really hard to get adopted as a teenager. Must be rough as Hell in ways I will never understand. What I do understand is the uniting power of using explosives for fun in a controlled environment, so I am playing to my strengths here

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My friend recently adopted a very sweet, shy, teenager and I'm teaching him how to use explosives for the first time in his life

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The deer grazing in my yard are unbothered by all of the explosions in the sky. My dogs are sitting under the table despite my gentle reassurances.

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Around the inside edge of the eye by the tear duct, aiming up. I am becoming worried that this might not be common knowledge like I assumed it was and that I'm going to sound bad for knowing this.

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I like to take a kind of looney tunes approach--which animal can I see making a fun character for me? What makes me laugh and smile to think about? I think every animal has inherent comedic elements AND beauty.

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Sippy is 35 this year. Today is sunny, so it's a good day for an adult swim.

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hell yeah dude

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Tell her I'm up to date on who MyKayla Skinner is and that I now despise her as well

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I once had a dream that I had a wife who was an astronaut who looked like Mae Jemison and when I woke up I was distraught because I was so in love with her

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Thank you for your continued Olympics coverage btw. I am learning so much and having a good time. Been tuning in more than I usually do. You're doing the lord's work with this kind of stuff.

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My chat settings will let anyone DM me now. Feel free to say hi, I love to talk about movies, books, Special Interests, and all kinds of stuff. I came to the internet to make friends!!

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Artist Hitomi Terasawa drew a meticulous cross-sectioned rendering of Hong Kong's infamous Kowloon Walled City before it was razed in 1994. Now we have rare scans revealing the inner workings of the labyrinth-like metropolis.

www.thisiscolossal.com/2024/07/kowl...

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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the whole ‘actually, killing the villain makes us just as bad as him’ trope had done incomprehensible damage to society and i’m not kidding

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They REALLY do not like it if you say "well doesn't everyone?"

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I think if I was in public and I heard the main Godzilla theme with the deep slow horns I would have a panic attack on instinct and not immediately know why

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Okay, I see now why we never talk about "Life" (2017) Hashtag Team Calvin they never should have zapped you

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Ro Salarian's avatar Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social
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I wish more people understood that they can't expect art to be comforting or safe. They can *want* that, but they can't demand it or expect it. Art, as a whole, never *should* be a safe space. You cannot tell the truth and be perfectly safe because the truth often isn't safe.

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Kelly Turnbull's avatar Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social
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I couldn’t think of a single movie I despise, I don’t have that much emotional energy for things I can choose not to interact with

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I think Keith Haring would have loved this, personally

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I have been inspired by film scores to hold the hand of the person next to me but I am still waiting for a film score that will inspire me to pick them up and hurl them into the pit in front of the screen

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Elad Nehorai's avatar Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social
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Yep. One of the biggest blind spots people have is assuming that underneath, others share the same basic values as them. They have trouble imagining an ideology that is completely misaligned with theirs.

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Alison Robin's avatar Alison Robin @alisonrobin.com
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Yeah I don't really see an inherent problem with any kind of goofy or sneakily meaningful names in books for kids. Kids like that shit and think it's fun and it encourages them to use dictionaries and encyclopedias to look stuff up. The problem is that Rowling is an asshole.

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scott⚡️mccloud's avatar scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social
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As well-meaning publishers try to navigate the coming storm of state laws against diversity, I hope they'll consider Timothy Snyder's Rule #1 (from his slim book ON TYRANNY).

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If you are on a reality TV show and you have an interesting tattoo that I can only glimpse fleetingly, you should be required to show it to the camera and tell me what it is so I don't have to be distracted by my curiosity for the whole episode.

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Bungus Flimp is the center of numerous conspiracy theories which are all false, except for the ones that I subscribe to.

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All Star Wars opinions are stupid except for my carefully organized list of which characters give the best head

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Oh that's a really good cat. High quality.

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Reading Dave Barry books in the bathroom, hooting and hollering as always

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This post is for a very small subset of the population and I want to make sure you know I goddamn well appreciate it

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Nonfic-Jen's avatar Nonfic-Jen @jenyetagain.bsky.social
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Mairzy dotes And dozy dotes And you'd better fucking believe little lamzy divey

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SJ Miller's avatar SJ Miller @sjmillerart.bsky.social
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bluesky labels treating tame movie screenshots and real photos of graphic violence as the same thing makes it useless actually

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉's avatar Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social
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The idea that in order to matter a woman's story must end in triumph is so deeply reactionary, and I think it underpins so much of this "feminist retelling" cottage industry.

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Her looks in the last half of season 3 are sooo good

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You have crazy good manners and deescalation skills and you deserve to be super proud of yourself for it and whoever taught you also deserves to be super proud of them and you

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Because her books are for children, I usually write the naming thing off as a "goofy shit kids enjoy" thing because that seems like the most obvious option, but I have not ruled out the possibility that she's just fucking stupid.

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Every week I spend a little time finding all of the fandom people on this site who would make a stink about scary ships and blocking them, so I am thrilled to have this discourse fly right past me without me noticing it, just as the original reylo discourse did. Go in peace, reylos

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She's so brave

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