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exciting to know that in an hour or so americans will learn whether or not we’re ruled by a god emperor

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TurblesCelbor's avatar TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social
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Look someone has to sit on the golden throne and be fed 1000 psychers a day. If gaining immortality through daily human sacrifice is a crime then I guess we don't have freedom in america anymore.

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Ana Marie Cox's avatar Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.bsky.social
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trump does look like a sandworm

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Greg F's avatar Greg F @booksnotwooks.bsky.social
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the good news is you don't really need to wait because we already all know what those shitheads will say

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TheOatmealPancakes's avatar TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social
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The only two Elected Monarchies in the World: Vatican City, and The United States of America.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board's avatar Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social
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I'm still imagining they know how bad it would be and will say "lower courts need to consider something they forgot" to push the possibility of a trial as late as possible. Of course, the idea that he can't push it off forever makes me want to vote against him more to see the trial next year.

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Drew Schnoebelen's avatar Drew Schnoebelen @dschnoeb.bsky.social
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Chrisby   's avatar Chrisby @chrisbyc.bsky.social
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Are we ready for this? Not sure any of us are. As huge as Chevron?

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Citizen E's avatar Citizen E @citizene.bsky.social
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joe's avatar joe @jjoe.bsky.social
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We already know we are ruled by brain worms

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derek's avatar derek @derek.bsky.social
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Good news! You don’t have to wait. SCOTUS has already decided to make themselves god emperor, the other branches are merely perfunctory to the judicial now. Rest easy!

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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy's avatar Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social
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Their sense of comedic timing is off. They really should’ve issued that one this Thursday.

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Mark Desjardins's avatar Mark Desjardins @flamingscrubs.bsky.social
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Come on! The real deal for today is, 2 amusement park companies merged today, too make a super amusement park company.

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Jimmy  (Ø)  Jim  (Ø) James's avatar Jimmy (Ø) Jim (Ø) James @jimmyjimjames.bsky.social
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*** § Unofficial acts of god may not be covered talk to your in house counsel before acting.

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Jason Jong's avatar Jason Jong @plesiomorphy.bsky.social
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Honored Matres Boebert

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Willow's avatar Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social
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Kevin OMalley's avatar Kevin OMalley @holyshitimfucked.com
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Well, God Emperor sure sounds cool.

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk's avatar Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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Now we know how they felt on Arrakis!

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