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Lawyer but not YOUR lawyer. NYer in London. Long strange trip from USAF enlisted vet (Rivet Joint) to YLS grad.


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New York Times: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Too Old For This Fight And Should Drop Out And Let Luke Or Possibly C3PO Replace Him For The Good Of The Galaxy

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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"CNN Defends Decision to Not Do a Journalism"

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Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis's avatar Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social
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God Bless Paul Davies and the @PhillyInquirer: "The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump...There was only one person at the debate who does not deserve to be running for president. The sooner Trump exits the stage, the better off the country will be."

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daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
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"replace biden" is 100 times more delusional than "here's how bernie can still win" ever was. fucking listen to yourselves. I'm gonna die under trump but god you're *embarrassing*

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Gee mister, you must’ve been loaded to afford that throughput (he said while crying in cassette tape storage)

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Thoughtful billionaires, concerned that Clarence Thomas is morose following SCOTUS’ 8-1 rejection of his Second Amendment jurisprudence today, have briefly broken away from their Nazi memorabilia collections to give him a customized hovercraft.

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Seeing the waste management industry involved in municipal corruption is one tradition that still holds in this topsy-turvy world.

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Except they will invariably declare that “HIPPA” is the problem

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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🌎 🧑‍🚀 🔫 🧑‍🚀 Always has been

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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Cities can be easy/fast to drive cars through or they can be safe/pleasant to be in but they absolutely cannot be both at the same time

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Materialist Gnostic's avatar Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social
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It's beautiful that the media has figured out they can alternate between "inflation down, possibly bad for jobs?" and "jobs up, possibly bad for inflation?" until America elects Trump again for them.

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Ahh, so you mean a Palestine without Hamas and other terror groups. 👍

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Karoli's avatar Karoli @karoli.bsky.social
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Love this Biden-Harris frame. "Most Americans would prefer living in a country where an unhinged felon who has also been found liable for sexual abuse cannot own a firearm." Keep hammering him.

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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in the hallmark store looking for something that says “sorry I threatened your daughter” under the “for sentencing judges” section

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Followed, of course, by “boofing”

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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That guy sucked not only as a human being but as a writer.

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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::Every Scooby Doo plot ever has entered the chat::

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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My cat shaped hole is filled with reactive allergen receptors, tho 🫤

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Gaza is so much more incredibly densely populated than ukraine that it is not an apt comparison.

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Why should that be pointed out? Radically different war zones. It’s also worth treating the Hamas-provided numbers with more skepticism than your assertions imply.

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Gaza is far more densely populated and has far greater numbers of combatants hiding in, among, behind and literally under the civilian population.

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Shallow thinking like your post belongs on Xitter more than here.

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Tom Nichols's avatar Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social
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The only reason the Ukrainians are alive is because the Russians can't kill them fast enough and they won't risk nuking them. When Israel starts kidnapping children to raise as Jews instead of holding back the considerable firepower that could have already erased Gaza in weeks, let me know.

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Happy for weekend time to be methodical in approach

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Lovely springtime walk around the wonderful City of London today

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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So thank you again for demonstrating that speaking up about mental health may be a positive spark for someone!

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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You were an inspiration to me to seek help when I was in a major depressive episode some time back (during Covid — I had for a few months told myself it was something I could talk myself out of). I used my process to speak openly with associates and colleagues, who in turn have spread the word.

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Why isn’t there pressure on Hamas to make peace?

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Sean Thomason's avatar Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social
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Look how happy he is. This mf must really hate mockingbirds

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Ken Lowery's avatar Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social
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like i kind of don't even care if columbia does or does not sell that chain (and they obviously do), "our evidence of Outside Agitators is this chain literally anyone can buy" is on its face fucking stupid beyond belief

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skoals's avatar skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social
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the year is 2035. the two remaining jobs are doordash and whistleblower assassin

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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Mr. Parloff has been thorough and prescient in these matters.

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Radley Balko's avatar Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social
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After the death of Tyre Nichols, Memphis enacted a policy prohibiting police from conducting pretextual traffic stops. The Republican state legislature and governor just enacted a preemptory law overturning the policy, and prohibiting any city in Tenn. from passing a similar one.

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