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skoals@muscleskoals.bsky.social |
the year is 2035. the two remaining jobs are doordash and whistleblower assassin
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bIivet
@issabailot.bsky.social
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Basically 1965 East Berlin
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Kevin
@thervterrorists.bsky.social
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...and they still wouldn't pay a living wage or come with benis, or bullets.
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Ripley's believe it or frot ☀️
@rileyisgood.bsky.social
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becoming a modern ronin by hijacking doordash deliveries and assassinating whistleblower assassins
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Sylvie
@burnitdown.bsky.social
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shit that means there’s a 100% chance I’ll get laid off again in the next decade
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Patchouli Woollahra
@woollahra.bsky.social
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I work both jobs. Boeing regularly sends me over with delicious Chinese takeaway. By the time the Vic realises he didn't order it it's too late.
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Robin Phoenix
@robinphoenix.bsky.social
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Funnily enough, this novel kind of already exists. 😁
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Cr...
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Marla 🏳️⚧️
@desperatemarlas.bsky.social
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Meeting another door dasher in an abandoned car lot. We trade mcdonalds bags but no money is exchanged. I must rush off to do a strangers door dash in order to have a breakfast in the morning. "HOW DOES THIS ECONOMY WORK!!" I scream into the night. I'm docked 5 dollars for unscheduled screaming.
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chadzia dax 🖖🏻 😷 🔞
@m00psy.bsky.social
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i mean it’s either gonna be that or youtu.be/XFKoGtgg6Mo?...
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tunes to make you run away
@whippoorwont.bsky.social
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the whistleblower assassins are about to be rendered obsolete by boston dynamics kill dogs
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🔞MisterStupid🔞
@misterstupid.bsky.social
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Both have an app.
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Baito
@beyondbaito.bsky.social
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I misread this as "DoorDash Assassin"
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Seminormal
@superframe.bsky.social
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DoorDash will never make it
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skoals
@muscleskoals.bsky.social
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most people do both. need a side hustle to stay afloat. and the assassin gig has health insurance
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Victor Catano
@vgcatano.bsky.social
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And now I will disrupt the assassin marketplace by inventing PostMortemMates, your new app for all your whistleblower assassinations. Seeking VC funding now!
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Alexi Wolfe
@alexiwolfe.bsky.social
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Implying, of course, that there is so much corruption in doordash that there is an entire economy to facilitate whistleblower assassination
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Ken from Chicago
@kenfromchicago.bsky.social
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There aren't delivery robots by 2035? 🤖🤔
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Toasty
@toastyraptor.bsky.social
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Nah someone will find a way to robotically automate doordash by then. Flying drones will deliver your food instead. 😂
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@patter.bsky.social
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make the wrong doordash selection & an assassin turns up in your home
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Pierre The Pachyderm
@pierrethepachyderm.bsky.social
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Dont forget Onlyfans AI Prompter, but theres only 3 at this point because AI felt sorry for humanity
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QuetzalcoatlusWellnessInstitute
@8t3v3n.bsky.social
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Musk owns Airbnb and took over everyone's property.
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Literally laughed my ass off & I needed that thank you @favskeet.bsky.social
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John ✦°
@johnchavez.io
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Gosh I hate driving. 😂
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As A Dog-man ☭
@scooterdavis.bsky.social
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Well I do value institutional accountability but ya know I just can't drive that much in a day
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Dorkomatic
@dorkomatic.bsky.social
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FFS, I'm in the wrong year (again) thanks for the headsup.
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Joseph W. Robertshaw (he/him)
@jwrobertshaw.bsky.social
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I will just live off my Brawndo investments because the ecomony.
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Hideous Aging Transbian
@mia-ironeyes.bsky.social
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I say carry this line on... The year is 2035 and the two remaining bull markets are ramen noodles and ammunition
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The gorgon formerly known as Jessica
@mercurialmiss.bsky.social
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DoorDassassin!
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Mark
@marksimploding.bsky.social
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And Private Equity. Don’t ever forget them. They are such a valuable aspect to life .
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Kenzie - ケンジ
@kenziemac130.bsky.social
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Thats basically the plot of cruelty squad
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Dayv!
@dayv.wtf
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whistlmowr dot com
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IzanamiC⛩️
@izanamic.bsky.social
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Escape possible thru portal 🌪️ within city limits of #CarsonCity #Nevada, #USA. Beware of #MenInBlack 😎😎... #MUFON
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