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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Oh I do like to see beside the seaside, I do like to see beside the sea
#art
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Bette Vile@bette.bsky.social |
118 followers 109 following 442 posts
Like Davis, not like Midler.
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Oh I do like to see beside the seaside, I do like to see beside the sea
#art
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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If anyone is struggling with this, I'm willing to trade my personality for their jeep. 🙏
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Going through a childhood diary and found this incredible entry from 12 year old me.
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Any word on Huey and Dewey?
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Oh I do like to see beside the seaside, I do like to see beside the sea
#art
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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The sea stole my glasses and initially I was pissed but now I think the sacrifice to Mother Atlantic is really gonna turn things around for me
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Nothing like job hunting to make you think "fuck, maybe my job is bearable actually?"
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Read this as "anytime I started wanking" and was like 'well, that's probably fair'
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Microdosing being an elephant by making you uncomfortable when I’m in the room.
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Gentlemen, it is with deepest regret I must inform you that I am straight up not having a good time
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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What's wrong babe you haven't touched your boobs all morning
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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I recommend cat ownership for this situation.
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Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
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Don't make me flirt with you. I'm terrible at it. Maybe just fall in love with me and I'll do what I can from there.
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little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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Really seems like something someone on here would have said already
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Cardboard can biodegrade so I think if I ignore the big box I need to get rid of long enough, it will simply disappear. I'm very good at science.
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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I have a ticket for this online life drawing class tonight and work has been so long and shitty this weekend that I don't know I have the capacity to do it.
If anyone wants to have my ticket for free, let me know.
#art #artists #lifedrawing
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🍉Amelia🍉
@theartfulldodger.bsky.social
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I find that when dealing with a sensitive situation that needs caution and care it is not my lived experience of mental illness, domestic abuse or motherhood that steers me best Its my many years serving beer from behind the bar
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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I have a ticket for this online life drawing class tonight and work has been so long and shitty this weekend that I don't know I have the capacity to do it.
If anyone wants to have my ticket for free, let me know.
#art #artists #lifedrawing
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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New album cover just dropped
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Ray
@sireviscerate.bsky.social
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DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means? ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras. DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.
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A Whole Damn Town!
@im.a.whole.damn.town
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Twin Peaks: The Log Lady.
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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After the day I've had there's really only one option: rolling a fatty and cranking up some Enya
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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"...are you being good?" I yell, hopelessly at the cacophony of cat noise in the next room
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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If another person is even slightly mean to me today, I'm going to sob down the phone to them until they regret being born
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Recharging.
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Eric Orchard
@inkybat.bsky.social
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Taxidermist.
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doomsmoker (just memes)
@doomsmoker.bsky.social
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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I have not left. She still hasn't text back. The weather is unpleasant. Is she really gonna make me go in the sea??
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Two minutes til I need to leave. Should probably put some clothes on. Fuck.
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Trying to reschedule plans I need to leave for in five (5) minutes and she's not texting back, this is high octane stuff
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Nat Guest
@unfortunatalie.bsky.social
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I just tried to imagine explaining defragging to a gen Z and nearly threw up in my mouth.
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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The millennial urge to defrag your harddrive
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Important news: Kitten tummy
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bridget epitropakis
@bepitropakis.bsky.social
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she died doing what she loved: not leaving the house that day
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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What's the pay like for this role?
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Fuck, I just did such good socialising. Cleaned my house. Made food that tasted nice. Gave decent chat. Really hit them with the full normal. What a rush
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mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
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Fellas, this is the only woman who thinks a Cybertruck looks good
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Obsessed with this idea and I wanna see it when you're done.
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Our new leader cometh
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Doing it for the pollinators!
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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I've been considering getting some ducks for a while now so great to hear a good review
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Nameless One
@countsmackula.bsky.social
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doctors tell you not to put q-tips in your ears because they’re hoarding all the good feelings for themselves
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Sitting at my desk and I can hear a very discontent donkey nearby. Your concerns have been noted, sir
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doomsmoker (just memes)
@doomsmoker.bsky.social
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Remember when there was that flurry of men claiming they were sapiosexual, until someone told them that meant they were also bi and they all retracted? Happy days.
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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Libraries and swimming pools are so clearly signposted I don't even need to ask
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Pessimus Prime
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
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The fact that Leonard Cohen heard about a secret chord tells us that either David or the Lord is a snitch
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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SHE'S EXQUISITE
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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
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*upper management voice* I see no problems here
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