Nappy Dolemite

@nappydolemite.bsky.social

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I don't fish and I know how girls pee.

Read these and weep: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm

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saja @saja.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 11:26 UTC

voider of warranties logging on

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

Wide naturals

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🦊 foxy99, a spry 99yr old fox @foxy99.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:54 UTC

Calling someone a greasy chicken head was top notch repartee in middle school.

1 replies 4 reposts 5 likes

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Charlie Bukowski @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

My biggest kink is when you notice I’m still breathing.

5 replies 35 reposts 86 likes

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wonder jenny @galacticpotlady.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 10:55 UTC

Girl dinner, she whispered as she devoured the sun

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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 24, 2023 at 15:01 UTC

Life hack: become one with your mediocrity

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

There are two wolves inside you. Furries: 🥴

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

I should've been a bigger whore

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

I used to like that nothing mattered

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

You're my favorite

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

SHARK GOTTA EAT DON'T IT

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

The only way I'll ever be on Shark Tank is if they made the show literal.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

You get it

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

That was the one that didn't apply thank you

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

Two out of three

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

I don't even want to boom boom anymore, let alone zoom a zoom zoom

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

*most depressed I’ve ever been* Alexa, play Eye of the Tiger

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

Life cereal would absolutely kill with an Oops! All Lemons version

5 replies 44 reposts 102 likes

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

The “You’re Not You When You’re Hungry” Snickers ads were really just selling us on post-peanut clarity

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

The english language really cooked with “notwithstanding”

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Dishonorable discharge from the group chat

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

My incredulous ass could never pull off role play. I’d be naked asking how long she’s been an astronaut

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Great. Now I'm fucking scared of plastic.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

I just might

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

Yeah that's a hairy schedule. I was a hairstylist and had Sunday Monday off and let me tell you that's the best. You start your weekend Friday, squeeze in some work, have Saturday and Sunday, and then still have Monday off

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

Hurt people hurt people Healing people heal people I hate people

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Wyatt Sinclair @wyattswickedgoods.com
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

IDK of you guys know this, but I just looked, and people are still on Twitter lolz

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

Not to brag, but the only DM I've gotten here has already deleted their account. Still got it.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

I wish I had the manic productive genius kind of mental illness. Instead I just sit here and hate everything.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

It's too hot. To have a beard. And to not shave my balls

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saja @saja.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

idk who needs to hear that but grow that beard (and shave your balls)

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

Today is the day I introduce my neck boil to the parents (I am very nervous).

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

I only followed you because I thought you were a hot trans chick

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saja @saja.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

let's be part of the problem ~ me flirting

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

gonna get a pet snail and name it Eddie Van Snailen

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

You look like the kind of asshole who listens to Finger Eleven

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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 10:33 UTC

God moves in mysterious ways It's so he doesn't attract sandworms

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

The real winner of tonight's debate? Love.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

Fine just send noodz

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

Do better

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

Not now sweetie, mommy is busy getting ignored online again

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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

Hold me closer, tiny murder clown.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

Me: this is my screenplay about a fraternity that gets kicked off campus because they party too hard so they build a spaceship to go party in space. It's called FRATELLITE Movie producer: you just saved Hollywood

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

Sorry I yelled out, "WE HAVE THE MEATS," when I came.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Hey, girl. Lemme get all up in that algorithm.

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