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mean things I say to myself@meantomyself.bsky.social |
Fellas, this is the only woman who thinks a Cybertruck looks good
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The Spy who loves you
@spyversuslies.bsky.social
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I know her. She almost poked my eyes out.
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Rebecca I. Allen
@rebeccaallen.bsky.social
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π
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La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
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So many cyberpunk owners and wannabes shouting "WOULD" rn
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Phil
@keeptheskyblue.bsky.social
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What's more pointy and dangerous, a Cybertruck or PS1 Lara Croft? π€
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Lou Inglese
@chaos440.bsky.social
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Groceries
@crisiscake.bsky.social
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excited to finally see something new show up made of even fewer polygons, approximately as likely to kill people in an explosion & that all the exact same guys are horny about so she can finally die in peace & get that tomb she was raiding for
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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Funny looking back and like, they could have beveled her chest which would have only made two more triangles and looked much better
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Nate
@jetzzfan.bsky.social
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"With front-loaded anvils!"* *If anyone gets the reference, we should be friends
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Dot hog
@dothog.bsky.social
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She's got the same front fender.
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) π«±π»βπ«²πΎ
@captainambivalent.com
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She totally inspired the design
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Dude Yumi
@sshubi.bsky.social
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Aw... Don't drag low-poly Lara Croft into this.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon
@wanksy.bsky.social
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Unironically, itβs the only girl that guys who drive a cybertruck can get.
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GG
@gentleg.bsky.social
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druucifer
@druucifer.bsky.social
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...and I'm being told she has divorced Elon Musk
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π‘π’π¦π²π§ππ¦ππ’π¬πππ―π
@himynameisdave.bsky.social
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I know it's an unattainable beauty standard, but this is actually the ideal physique, one that men just can't resist
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Alex Wallace
@spanishspy.bsky.social
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and really the ideal woman according to cybertruck owners
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beat the heat by beating your meat
@salarta.bsky.social
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This is horny triangle boob slander
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cdubb
@ckysophie.bsky.social
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JThomasAlbert
@jthomasalbert.bsky.social
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And she was, like, 19 when that picture was take. She's matured since then.
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Ashford
@ashokhotnik.bsky.social
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I bet she's kinda iffy about it too
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Skippy Granola
@skippygranola.bsky.social
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buncha guys whose sexual awakening happened when they booted up tomb raider are now buying the stupidest fucking vehicle you've ever seen
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Stephen O'Hara
@stephenohara.bsky.social
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the only thing that can stop the Butler from following
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Jake
@tonymagoni.bsky.social
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This is exactly who they're trying to impress
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ZEDTRON2000
@plok-fanboy-29.bsky.social
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she IS the cybertruck π
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πππ π‘ππππ πππππππππ
@petestaiano.com
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Canβt believe they changed Laraβs design and gave her a MAN JAW
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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones
@realajjones.bsky.social
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Madonna?
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Dani Pennsylvania
@daniellie.bsky.social
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Is that Grimes?
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My Cousin Vinnyβs Cousin, Vinny
@meatiershower.bsky.social
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First solid case for buying one that Iβve heard π
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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Nice polygons baby
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Huey
@hueycallison.bsky.social
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All these years, I wondered what George Carlin meant when he said "Anna May Wong's tits are made of aluminum". Now we know.
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BrassCastle MA $28/$700
@brasscastle.bsky.social
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Good ol' Chisel Tits.
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